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Marvel! Makes kids comic with Arms Company, forgets Iron Man's origin story.

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    Any attempt to make Frank "special" is also dumb but i recognize that as more of a personal preference

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The Penance Stare is one of those things that are vague enough that you can very easily fuck it up.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Did Inhumans get cancelled? ABC's promoting "the complete series" on Sept 29

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Did Inhumans get cancelled? ABC's promoting "the complete series" on Sept 29

    No it's just poor wording.

    It's saying that, as opposed to the IMAX movie, the complete series will begin airing.

    PSN: mxmarks - WiiU: mxmarks - twitter: @ MikesPS4 - twitch.tv/mxmarks - "Yes, mxmarks is the King of Queens" - Unbreakable Vow
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    So the backstory of 616 Miles Morales got revealed
    He's Kingpin's secret BFF who has been his second in command for years and years

    Miles did the crime family that Fisk worked for before Kingpin Times a favor by covering for his cousin and doing a stay in jail, Fisk was sent to protect him. Miles ended up saving Fisk's life,
    And getting scarred in the process, and they become BFFs.

    After Fisk goes full Kingpin he grants Miles' one wish: go completely off the books. Wiped clean from every system, every record, just a clean slate so that he doesn't have to worry about the past. He's still a crime Lord down in Florida, but he expunged his past.

    Lame as hell, IMO

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the backstory of 616 Miles Morales got revealed
    He's Kingpin's secret BFF who has been his second in command for years and years

    Miles did the crime family that Fisk worked for before Kingpin Times a favor by covering for his cousin and doing a stay in jail, Fisk was sent to protect him. Miles ended up saving Fisk's life,
    And getting scarred in the process, and they become BFFs.

    After Fisk goes full Kingpin he grants Miles' one wish: go completely off the books. Wiped clean from every system, every record, just a clean slate so that he doesn't have to worry about the past. He's still a crime Lord down in Florida, but he expunged his past.

    Lame as hell, IMO

    Modern day Brian Michael Bendis everyone

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    ArmorocArmoroc Registered User regular
    Bendis had this written down as the sequel for a really cool and awesome story so yeah.... What happened?? It's been 5 years and he never tried making it not boring?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Armoroc wrote: »
    Bendis had this written down as the sequel for a really cool and awesome story so yeah.... What happened?? It's been 5 years and he never tried making it not boring?

    At some point he seems to have absolutely stopped trying.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I think there is an argument to be made that the man burned out. He writes 4 to 6 ongoing at a time and is the architect of a couple major events. He's been going nonstop for a decade.

    The same thing happens with Johns at dc. His stories were getting lame and formative. He was smart/ lucky enough to have a opportunity to take a break and go focus on movies and tv shows for a while, and when he did come back to comics it was rebirth and he was able.to get the creative juices going again .

    And now he's writing doomsday clock which on paper is the worst fucking idea but people are excited and it's probably going to be really good!

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Armoroc wrote: »
    Bendis had this written down as the sequel for a really cool and awesome story so yeah.... What happened?? It's been 5 years and he never tried making it not boring?

    He must have lost the last page of his notes. The one that said "Oh yeah, make it not suck dude".

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I mean, its not like the original Spider-Men was a great story itself.

    It was good because it was finally the meeting of 616 Spidey and Ultimate Spidey, but apart from the Peter/Aunt May scene (Which is a hell of a scene) everything else is just there.

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the backstory of 616 Miles Morales got revealed
    He's Kingpin's secret BFF who has been his second in command for years and years

    Miles did the crime family that Fisk worked for before Kingpin Times a favor by covering for his cousin and doing a stay in jail, Fisk was sent to protect him. Miles ended up saving Fisk's life,
    And getting scarred in the process, and they become BFFs.

    After Fisk goes full Kingpin he grants Miles' one wish: go completely off the books. Wiped clean from every system, every record, just a clean slate so that he doesn't have to worry about the past. He's still a crime Lord down in Florida, but he expunged his past.

    Lame as hell, IMO

    I actually liked it. It's not the most original story, but I thought it was well executed.
    Miles of the 616 is shown to be very similar to normal Miles, only having gone down a different path. He's still loyal and brave, shown both by him taking the fall for someone else, ratting himself out to Fisk that he had accepted a hit to kill Fisk before he met Fisk, and throughout the story of his background shows the same characteristics as young Miles. He's a villain, but one that still cares about his loved ones, and forms bonds to reflect that.
    He still has some issues with promoting himself (such as during his date where Fisk has to talk him up, which is very similar to Miles and Ganke's friendship), and also the questioning at times of what he is doing. Hence his disappearing,
    (though not fully leaving the crime game).

    This reflects the same issues Miles is dealing with in Spider-Man. He's been afraid for a long time that he will slip into the same mindset or behavior that lead to his uncle becoming the Prowler or his father's life of crime before settling down. He can feel the frustration, fear, and anger towards the villains boiling up at times, and is scared he could give into those desires and become the same villains he fights. That's what the arc with him fighting Hammerhead was about, where he gave into his rage for what HammerHead did to Bombshell and beat the fuck out of him, but hesitating in finishing him off. His rash actions lead to Goldballs having to leap into action again to save him, and triggered the PTSD that Goldballs is most likely suffering, causing him to flee. Miles is battling what it means to be Spider-Man (and the consequences therein), and who he is within that framework, so having a villain that is him in personality and behavior, but flipped onto the otherside of the ailse, is an interesting way for him to reflect what he could be, and choose what he wants to be.

    Having Peter in the story as the mentor figure who has went through similar struggles helps give a balance to the story. I think it would work better if it was directly integrated into their books instead of being a mini-series, so people don't have to read the side book that is affecting the main book.

    On a completely different note, I do think they are ending USAvengers:
    The most recent issue had Sunspot resign from leadership of AIM after Secret Empire and the US government wanting to pull AIM directly under their control and make Sunspot their tool to do so. Toni Ho then is voted leader of AIM by AIM scientists due to her actions and speech during Secret Empire, while Sunspot is now working with Smasher to save Cannonball.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man
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    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    That's Bendis, right?

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man
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    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

    Am I missing something? Is the issue he is talking too much?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    never die wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man
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    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

    Am I missing something? Is the issue he is talking too much?

    More like “This character would never talk like this outside of this one particular writer”.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    That's part of it-I'd say using the same background in all those shots is quite shit.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    That's part of it-I'd say using the same background in all those shots is quite shit.

    Monthly deadlines for artists are fucking hard.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    mephisto has at least as often been a 'high level administrator of the damned' type of thing in the marvel cosmology as he has been a major villain, so that doesn't bother me too much

    those pages certainly do belabor the point though

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    I always find it weird where they have at least some fairly concrete evidence of a literal heaven and hell that villains are still villains. Like what is your long term goal there when your endgame is spending eternity in hell?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    That page is hyper Bendis to the max

    like holy shit he's beyond parody

    it'd be like Rob Liefeld literally drawing a character who is a sentient footless pile of pouches with muscles and tits

    Pony on
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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    That's part of it-I'd say using the same background in all those shots is quite shit.

    It's a literal freeze frame.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Hi hello. Currently working a con. First as a guest. And they had us walk onto a stage under spotlight on us as Professor McGonagall announced us.

    Nipped the whole imposter syndrome I had going before right in the bud that did.

    Gustav on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Like

    The only other outright pop culture reference I can think of Mephisto making is when he came to pick up Magma on a date in New Mutants and said "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

    ...no? Not even a chuckle? Tough room."

    And that's about as far as I would possibly go with that

    Not literally freezing the action and breaking the fourth wall to complain to the audience about his plan and reference the dead mobster that inspired Goodfellas.

    It's ridiculously self indulgent and is hyper lazy writing that just lets Bendis write 2 pages of nothing but 35 dialogue bubbles. For comparison, here's a random page from All-New Guardians of the Galaxy, my current favorite Marvel book:
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    Obviously different writers and comics have different styles, but since it is also a comedy heavy book, as all of Bendis' work tends to be, it provides a nice contrast.

    I honestly can't think of a thing less suited to comics than those pages. It's literally frozen action while a character looks at the "camera" and monologues for 2 pages. Comics are about blending art and writing to make a stronger story than either would be separately. If you're just writing a comic where the artist is drawing still figures for 2 pages that you can cover up with 35 balloons of dialogue then you should just be writing in a different medium at that point.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Hi hello. Currently working a con. First as a guest. And they had us walk onto a stage under spotlight on us as Professor McGonagall announced us.

    Nipped the whole imposter syndrome I had going before right in the bud that did.

    Also one of the other comic artists at the after party told me Russ Meyer yelled at him about being a pervert for doing comics in a porno rag. So best con on that alone.

    Not sure why I'm tagging @Rorshach Kringle but it feels like I have to.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Wait, was Rocket's plan a fake Galactus?

    That is wonderful

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Wait, was Rocket's plan a fake Galactus?

    That is wonderful
    ANGOTG is a fucking fantastic book

    And yeah they are stealing from the most secure private bank in the universe, for The Collector, so the plan was fake a Galactus incursion to make everyone immediately freak the fuck out and evacuate and swoop in during the chaos

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    any time someone discusses russ meyer, i am auto tagged

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    any time someone discusses russ meyer, i am auto tagged

    "I make art. Not pornography" was the choice quote from that story.

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    It's sort of nuts that Gerry Duggan's like stealthily become the head of Marvel Cosmic, and he was clearly setting that up for a while with the whole Ultron Virus thing showing up in both UA and Deadpool

    Furu on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    It's sort of nuts that Gerry Duggan's like stealthily become the head of Marvel Cosmic, and he was clearly setting that up for a while with the whole Ultron Virus thing showing up in both UA and Deadpool
    He's also just really really good at working the long plan, and it seems like he is being given the clearance to actually pull it off.

    Right now we have, as GotG plots:
    The rise of the Raptors
    The Gardener's downward spiral and plan
    The formation of the new Nova Corps
    The Ultron Virus
    The Elders of the Universe being taken out one by one
    The collection of the Infinity Stones and the restoration of Gamora
    And
    Loki pulling the strings to at least 3 of these

    I am loving it because we so rarely get long runs where creators can establish and then pay off on a ton of plot points nowadays

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    It's sort of nuts that Gerry Duggan's like stealthily become the head of Marvel Cosmic, and he was clearly setting that up for a while with the whole Ultron Virus thing showing up in both UA and Deadpool

    To be fair, Al Ewing's been doing the real heavy lifting with Marvel Cosmic ever since Secret Wars ended.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    I always find it weird where they have at least some fairly concrete evidence of a literal heaven and hell that villains are still villains. Like what is your long term goal there when your endgame is spending eternity in hell?

    Either
    A) Become powerful enough to escape whichever Hell you end up in, because it happens.
    or
    B) Become powerful enough that you instead become useful to whichever deity reigns in the hell you end up in.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    It's sort of nuts that Gerry Duggan's like stealthily become the head of Marvel Cosmic, and he was clearly setting that up for a while with the whole Ultron Virus thing showing up in both UA and Deadpool

    To be fair, Al Ewing's been doing the real heavy lifting with Marvel Cosmic ever since Secret Wars ended.
    I would say they are doing different corners of Cosmic

    Ewing has been trading in the top level Aspects of Reality level shit in Ultimates. Like, there is a team of sentient universes in that book!

    Duggan is working the more small scale cosmic stuff like the Nova Corps and not going beyond the Elders of the Universe (which are small fries compared to the shit Ewing is doing) and whatnot.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    they.won't.stop.playing.hooked.on.a.feeling.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    they.won't.stop.playing.hooked.on.a.feeling.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    they.won't.stop.playing.hooked.on.a.feeling.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    hate you

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man

    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

    Given that Mephisto is supposed to be silenced, as per Infinity Finale, I'm not sure how he's talking at all.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man

    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

    Given that Mephisto is supposed to be silenced, as per Infinity Finale, I'm not sure how he's talking at all.
    Has any of Starlin's OGN stuff been referenced in other comics? It seems like he might as well be doing Elseworlds

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy christ this preview of next week's Infamous Iron Man

    I'm cool with Mephisto cracking jokes sometimes because I like a smarmy Satan but this is like 6 bridges too far

    I am baffled because I constantly see writers and comics folks I like say IIM is one of their favorite books right now but everything I read of it and have seen of it looks like garbage

    Given that Mephisto is supposed to be silenced, as per Infinity Finale, I'm not sure how he's talking at all.
    Has any of Starlin's OGN stuff been referenced in other comics? It seems like he might as well be doing Elseworlds

    It was referenced twice in Ewings stuff
    One mention about Thanos (or an aspect of Thanos) having finally gotten together with Death, and one mention about the existence of a new Living Tribunal, though on the latter I suppose they could just be a Living Tribunal created by the recreation of the Universe rather than Alt-U Adam Warlock w/ the a collapsed universe inside of him.

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