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Are you the next American Ninja Warrior

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited September 2017 in Social Entropy++
Well are you or aren't you

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Are you the next American Ninja Warrior 79 votes

Yeah
10%
WhippyJayKaosCheeselikerTynnanEtiowsaTrippyJingLucedesHermano 8 votes
Nope
58%
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I am the current American Ninja Warrior
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KadithbowenAretèbloodyroarxxClint Eastwoodph blakeRankenphileKwoaruUnbrokenEvaMechMantisTcheldorgodmodeRorshach KringleYaYaPeenRadiusDaebunzLiiyaPlatyLost Salient 25 votes
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    Nope.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Coward.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Yeah
    Yeah

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Nope
    I'm too fat to be a ninja

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Nope
    I've got a chest dent and a doctor's note

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    Nobody can be the next American Ninja Warrior as long as Michael Dudikoff is alive.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I'm a retired ninja. I gave up my blade and picked up a cane. Now I'm a masterless Rutger Hauer roaming around the American countryside seeing vengeance or something.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Nope
    No, I'm Australian

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Nope
    Sasuke is still the superior show.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Nope
    I'm Canadian

    We don't have American Ninjas here

    I will, however, compete in the World Lumberjack Championship

    https://youtu.be/yZEnAH3QjaI

    Cello on
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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    There are 5 American Ninja movies and 1 spin-off

    I have seen all of them.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Hey

    Hey @Clint Eastwood , what are you doing, claiming my title

    EDIT: AND YOU TOO RADIUS

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Radius wrote: »
    There are 5 American Ninja movies and 1 spin-off

    I have seen all of them.

    Your credentials are strong. However as we all know the element of surprise and stealth is key to being a ninja. Nobody saw my thread coming. Thus, i am forced to conclude that I am America's current Ninja Warrior.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    THUNDERDOME

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    There are 5 American Ninja movies and 1 spin-off

    I have seen all of them.

    Your credentials are strong. However as we all know the element of surprise and stealth is key to being a ninja. Nobody saw my thread coming. Thus, i am forced to conclude that I am America's current Ninja Warrior.

    You can be Michael Dudikoff, I'll be Sean Bradley

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    I'm not American.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    actually i am the american ninja warrior due to my incredible stealth skills

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Cello wrote: »
    I'm Canadian

    We don't have American Ninjas here

    I will, however, compete in the World Lumberjack Championship

    https://youtu.be/yZEnAH3QjaI

    Coming from a logging town that hosts the Loggerodeo every 4th of July which, if you can believe it, includes these sorts of sports and a full rodeo, I can honestly say that this shit is fucking rad.

    It's scaled down a lot over the past couple of decades as the logging industry kind of died back home, but they still do chainsaw carving contests and log climbs and a few other sports. They used to do a lot more, up until the early 90s or so, and remnants of it are still around, but the timber industry is a shadow of what it once was when the town was young.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    I hope that nobody else votes yes, and then that tube changes trippys screenname to The Next American Ninja Warrior.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    I miss when the Lumberjack games were on ESPN.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Nope
    Occasionally TSN will have Lumberjack competitions and it's impossible to look away once you've started watching

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    I went to one of the tapings in LA for one of the spinoffs (the Team one they did), and it was fun!

    So I had to choose this option cause you didn't include the team competitions.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Nope
    I watched Swedish Ninja Warrior recently and it was very exciting to watch so many elves and hill giants displaying their skills and strength

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Nirya wrote: »
    I went to one of the tapings in LA for one of the spinoffs (the Team one they did), and it was fun!

    So I had to choose this option cause you didn't include the team competitions.

    Team competitions were intentionally not included due to the Inverse Ninja Theory.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Although at this point i think we have enough accumulated evidence to just call it a fact.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i have to climb a salmon ladder every time i have to take a shit

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Nope
    crwth wrote: »
    i have to climb a salmon ladder every time i have to take a shit
    I had no idea you were The Green Arrow

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    crwth wrote: »
    i have to climb a salmon ladder every time i have to take a shit

    I mean I'd just try to eat more fibre, but you do you.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    crwth wrote: »
    i have to climb a salmon ladder every time i have to take a shit

    That must get messy

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    crwth wrote: »
    i have to climb a salmon ladder every time i have to take a shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

    ?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you got some nerve posting hchv at me, pal

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    I hope that nobody else votes yes, and then that tube changes trippys screenname to The Next American Ninja Warrior.

    Nooooooooooooooooooo @Etiowsa

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I would figure the American version would be Cowboy Sheriff

    which is just a rodeo and all the associated events

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Nope
    I don't have the temperament for a ninja, come on

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Nope
    Ninjas are just shy boys and girls who like some good old fashioned bladeplay

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    oh wait damn is this a naruto/boruto thread??

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  • EtiowsaEtiowsa Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Yeah
    Kadith wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    I hope that nobody else votes yes, and then that tube changes trippys screenname to The Next American Ninja Warrior.

    Nooooooooooooooooooo @Etiowsa

    I'm sorry, I voted before I saw the post! I have a special ability to inadvertently ruin things.

    Etiowsa on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nope
    crwth wrote: »
    oh wait damn is this a naruto/boruto thread??

    No

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am the current American Ninja Warrior
    Etiowsa wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    I hope that nobody else votes yes, and then that tube changes trippys screenname to The Next American Ninja Warrior.

    Nooooooooooooooooooo @Etiowsa

    I'm sorry, I voted before I saw the post! I have a special ability to inadvertently ruin things.

    A true ninja is a master of disruption and the unexpected.

    What I'm saying is that you have qualified to try out for the position of the Next American Ninja Warrior.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Nope
    crwth you should tell us about your naruto/baruto opinions and also post at least 3 videos

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