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Church of the [chat]genius
Echo
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'Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting, Shall be The Loophole iin the Law'
The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of
Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack,
delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Mega-
physics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism,
Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy,
ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism,
Satyriology, DistoUtopianity, Sardonicology, Fasciest-
iouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology.
"Researching The Public's Fear Of The Unknown Since 1953!"
The TriPrimality:
"Bob" is.
"Bob" becomes.
"Bob" is not.
Nothing is; Nothing becomes;
Nothing is not.
Thus: Nothing Is Everything.
Therefore: Everything is "Bob."
Abracadabra.
There once was a novice monk named Bho Zho who asked the master, "Does a house burn up or burn down?"
The master set fire to the novice's house, after taking all his money.
As the house burned both up and down, the novice was enlightened.
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it's mostly just powdered waste testicles in bull urine
this sounds like a damn scam
also
uh
if you're earning crappy savings account rates that money better be insured
which I bet is isn't
company goes tits up? lol you never get that money back
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
He's just trying to stop from pooping, so he takes dump in chat instead.
pleasepaypreacher.net
smdh
I've never worked there but my understanding is that instead of siloing people into traditional departments, they put people with complementary skillsets into teams.
I mean, if you organized X-Com the way most companies are organized, you'd have a Sniper Department and a Grenades Department and if you needed an enemy sniped you'd have to put in a Sniper Request and wait while they get to you first-come first-serve.
Spotify's model is more like... No, every team needs a networking person and a UI/UX person and so forth, so why not have them work together on the same team.
I used to work in an organizational structure similar to that, many years ago, until the company decided that it was too hard to manage and restructured us back to the more traditional corporate orgchart. Unsurprisingly, employee satisfaction tanked.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
the food coloring will shrink you balls.
I mean it's a charter school but uh
Yes, you're right. If you pull your money out early there's a 25 dollar fee, there's no compounding interest, and if you pull your money out early you don't get any interest either.
How is 1% for interest rates anyway?
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Shit I'll open a bank account right now and give you 0.75% interest if you drop 500 a paycheck into it.
garbage for any other investment
also ultimately so little it's really not worth it
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the idea the 'memes' are a thing invented by the internet is it's own meme
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yes but maybe if you can get other people to put their money in, you get a higher percentage
you'll want to get in at the ground floor
Meh. You can find 1.25% savings accounts with no fee and no minimum deposits.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
yet, I do fully recognize how self-parodying and stupid it is when we read out an URL and go dobbeltvedobbeltvedobbeltve
"dobbelt v" is excessive but double u is more than enough shortening
We are all nothing but sloshing meatbags acting as host for the memeplexes that ride us, tucked away in the back of our brains
All the better to watch me play Metal Gear Solid with
Then walk across the bottom of the TV so I can't see my ammo count and/or jump at the screen because there's a dog on screen
They liked the cardboard box, though
Ugh today has been long.
Sure why not
For the last ~7 months I've been doing Go microservices running in Docker and shit's awesome.
On the other hand, blaming the internet for their existence as a concept probably infuriates Richard Dawkins, and thus increases the net amount of good in the world
we should either revive the character Ƿ, or at the very least steal its name back
'wynn' is so much nicer
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies