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TAKING A GIANT DUMP ON THIS THREAD

malarkeymalarkey Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Dear diary

My girlfriend just dumped me today (whine, whine, whine, cut, cut, cut, live journal). Yeah, yeah i know. The killer is... my worst enemy in the world found out before me. She apparently told him, knowing how much i hate him. Her first idea was to break up with me on my birthday coming up this Saturday. He had to persuade her not to. Wow. She then told him everything about our relationship, adding in some creative lies of her own. So i imagine school's gonna be pretty fun tomorrow. Seriously, i was ok with the dump. Things were going sour. However, this kid that she told is the ultimate asshole. He is incredibly stupid and hated by almost everyone. I'm never gonna hear the end of it from him till i punch his teeth out.


For those of you who are going to bitch about this thread, just don't post in it.
I just made this thread for my friends who read PA, so they can have a good laugh, because someone should be able to laugh at this.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Livejournal

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    high school sucks i guess

    mrpaku on
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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    /hug

    Getting dumped sucks, but now you can find someone much better, or be single.

    Also, HA :arrow: etc, etc

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    MY THREADS ARE AWESOME AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS SOME FAGGOT ASS SHIT








    ...FAGGOT

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    who has a "worst enemy?"

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    i hate hearing about bad breakups and hope they don't happen to me

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the sad thing about this is that I seriously doubt that dude is all that hated by everyone

    probably just kind of an ass but more well-liked than you

    and you probably vilify him and blame him for your unhappiness in school

    I know

    I've been there

    I was the guy you're blaming

    Skull Man on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    who has a "worst enemy?"
    You're the one that claims to like comics.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What did I just read?

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man.

    I have been in a lot of bad breakups.

    Really only one was bad for me.

    But it was so fucking bad, doggs.

    Like, I burned the three weeks of vacation I had, and stayed at home and sobbed in bed.

    naporeon on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    who has a "worst enemy?"
    You're the one that claims to like comics.

    I know.

    And people in comics have worst enemies.

    So is this guy from a fucking comic?

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    malarkeymalarkey Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    batman

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    who has a "worst enemy?"
    You're the one that claims to like comics.

    I know.

    And people in comics have worst enemies.

    So is this guy from a fucking comic?
    Obviously.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man you are fucking lame.

    oh my girlfriend broke up with me and told this kid i hate before me


    ablooablooabloo

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Is he your archenemy or merely your nemesis

    think about this, it's pretty important
    Like

    is he the superman to your batman

    or is more like the joker


    Because, Batman fucking hated Superman, you know

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    remember duck dodgers called himself marvin the martian's arch enemy

    and marvin just laughed at him

    and was like "you're not even in my top ten"

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Oh man.

    I have been in a lot of bad breakups.

    Really only one was bad for me.

    But it was so fucking bad, doggs.

    Like, I burned the three weeks of vacation I had, and stayed at home and sobbed in bed.

    haha queer

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Borfase I think everyone would appreciate it if you took a little break from the boards tonight


    you're really not adding a lot in your current state

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    malarkey wrote: »
    For those of you who are going to bitch about this thread, just don't post in it.

    this is not gamefaqs

    potatoe on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    MY THREADS ARE AWESOME AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS SOME FAGGOT ASS SHIT








    ...FAGGOT

    You know, Borfase is right guys.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    malarkey wrote: »
    For those of you who are going to bitch about this thread, just don't post in it.

    I just made this thread for my friends who read PA, so they can have a good laugh, because someone should be able to laugh at this.

    a) or you'll do what? cry even more?

    b) hahahaha what friends

    Knob on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    malarkey wrote: »
    For those of you who are going to bitch about this thread, just don't post in it.

    I just made this thread for my friends who read PA, so they can have a good laugh, because someone should be able to laugh at this.

    a) or you'll do what? cry even more?

    b) hahahaha what friends

    c) oh diss

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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