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AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
edited November 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
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"What happen to Atomika and job? Here what happen: Fuck you. Dat ees what happen. Too many question. Maybe soon you not haff job too. Maybe no family either. Maybe no legs. We see. Be quiet now."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well this is certainly a thing.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    can't wait until the 20 years later postmortem and we get to see the declassified peepee tapes

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    The Leftovers was the last show to deeply affect me. I should not have watched the whole thing in a two week period. It threw me in to a deep and dissociative depression.

    same for star trek voyager

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    The Skyrim on Switch thing still just utterly baffles me.

    I can play it in bed, on the couch while watching a movie, on a car trip, on a business trip, etc.

    In fact, give me all the games from 2010-2016 in portable form.

    I can see someone not having a laptop and wanting to play it portable I guess. But Skyrim portable is a vastly inferior version to the other console or PC versions with better graphics and mods.

    The people who have never played Skyrim, prefer mobile portability to graphical shininess and the ability to mod, and are willing to drop 60 bucks on this this years old game are going to be few and far between I'm guessing.

    But then people keep saying they're buying it so I don't know what the fuck anymore.

    You can play Skyrim in bed/couch now via console or PC. You can play it in portable mode on a halfway decent laptop. A more expensive weird neutered version that can be portable doesn't seem like a big winner.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    can't wait until the 20 years later postmortem and we get to see the declassified peepee tapes

    i'm actually pretty good without seeing that

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Uh, Yahoo....

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    @Sir Landshark

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I am tempted to try this YouTube TV thing they have avaliable here.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    can't wait until the 20 years later postmortem and we get to see the declassified peepee tapes

    i'm actually pretty good without seeing that

    nah I need to know if atomika's boss has a tiny penis

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So uh, 3 day weekend this week. And its a Friday off for once. YES!

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    The Leftovers was the last show to deeply affect me. I should not have watched the whole thing in a two week period. It threw me in to a deep and dissociative depression.

    same for star trek voyager
    omg take that back

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Not shown: a screenshot from Sunday where my percentage chance to win was 100% because my opponent didn't replace his bye week player until late in the day.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Sirbuttshark

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I'm bugging all of your houses so we don't get stuck without information again.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    The Leftovers was the last show to deeply affect me. I should not have watched the whole thing in a two week period. It threw me in to a deep and dissociative depression.

    same for star trek voyager
    omg take that back

    i mean i'm not saying it was for the same reasons but

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Look there's a 1% chance you just get erased from the timeline. He can still win.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Uh, Yahoo....

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    "Sir Landshark"

    wow that's weird!

    also why is your kicker on bye

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Awkward comedy is so hard for me to watch because I empathize so much with socially unadjusted people.

    That's one of the things I really appreciated about Watamote

    It starts off just painfully cringe comedy, and then subtly expands outwards from its main character to a supporting cast, and we see how they all feel like actually they're the most awkward person in the universe. It doesn't like, magically reform its characters into being cool, it just shows how universal feeling awkward can be, even when from other people's views you have everything they want.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Look there's a 1% chance you just get erased from the timeline. He can still win.

    It's conceivable that I could sub in a kicker who somehow gets negative points (throws an interception in a fake FG and score no other points?), but I have no other kickers and I can't pick one up off the waiver wire until Wednesday so....

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    maybe it defaults to 1% whenever not all positions are locked and finalized @visiblehowl

    so in theory your replacement kicker could get a bunch of ints and fumbles and go negative and you'd lose

    ed: nm saw your earlier post where it was apparently 100% at one point

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Uh, Yahoo....

    qVSgK

    "Sir Landshark"

    wow that's weird!

    also why is your kicker on bye

    I forgot to set my lineup and slept in on Sunday. I don't have another kicker, and once the games start, all the available players go on waivers until Wednesday.

    Whoops!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    This is bullshit I was sure atomika would flake and I was making a terry crews chat

    OH WELL GUESS THE CHAT TERRY CREWS CRUISE WILL HAVE TO SAIL ANOTHER DAY

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Look there's a 1% chance you just get erased from the timeline. He can still win.

    There is actually a path for loss assuming standard scoring of missed field goals within 30 yards resulting in -1 points. It would only take eight!

    Maybe it gets exotic and the kicker is part of a fake field goal attempt and gets blasted immediately upon getting possession of the ball, losing points for a fumble.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    my brother apparently played calvin johnson this week

    i guess he picked him up on a whim because there are rumors he might play again if the lions release him to another team or something

    being a lions fan does weird things to your brain

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Uh, Yahoo....

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    "Sir Landshark"

    tyrod taylor is currently beating me because i guess @elki is a fucking genius at sports.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Uh, Yahoo....

    qVSgK

    "Sir Landshark"

    wow that's weird!

    also why is your kicker on bye

    I forgot to set my lineup and slept in on Sunday. I don't have another kicker, and once the games start, all the available players go on waivers until Wednesday.

    Whoops!

    aww you guys should use game time waivers

    that way players don't lock until their individual game starts

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Oh no everyone else explained it before me.

    Oh nooooooooo.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm just gonna start making up wild rumors about Atomika's job and stating them as fact, I mean that post is basically a challenge right

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh right, I'm 8 points ahead, he'd have to throw a shitton of interceptions and/or fumble a lot.

    Like, GB's backup QB goes down, and it turns out Mason Crosby played some QB in college, so they start him and he throws 3 interceptions and loses a fumble.

    It's weird that the chance of that happening rounds up to 1% though.

    (also as mentioned that's impossible because I can't sub out my bye kicker)

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Atomika caught the CEO of the Hospital Group skull fucking a donor head and is set for life

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my brother apparently played calvin johnson this week

    i guess he picked him up on a whim because there are rumors he might play again if the lions release him to another team or something

    being a lions fan does weird things to your brain

    Yeah apparently Pittsburgh was seeing if it could happen.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    Uh, Yahoo....

    qVSgK

    "Sir Landshark"

    wow that's weird!

    also why is your kicker on bye

    I forgot to set my lineup and slept in on Sunday. I don't have another kicker, and once the games start, all the available players go on waivers until Wednesday.

    Whoops!

    aww you guys should use game time waivers

    that way players don't lock until their individual game starts

    This is a pretty casual league. No money involved or anything. We just use the default settings.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm just gonna start making up wild rumors about Atomika's job and stating them as fact, I mean that post is basically a challenge right

    i heard she got recruited by NASA for a top secret space mining operation

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Oh right, I'm 8 points ahead, he'd have to throw a shitton of interceptions and/or fumble a lot.

    Like, GB's backup QB goes down, and it turns out Mason Crosby played some QB in college, so they start him and he throws 3 interceptions and loses a fumble.

    It's weird that the chance of that happening rounds up to 1% though.

    (also as mentioned that's impossible because I can't sub out my bye kicker)

    you can in many yahoo leagues tho. it's a setting that your commissioner can change.

    but it doesn't explain it being 100% earlier in the day so *shrug emoji*

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm just gonna start making up wild rumors about Atomika's job and stating them as fact, I mean that post is basically a challenge right

    i heard she got recruited by NASA for a top secret space mining operation

    why? apparently she's only good at covering shit up, not unearthing it

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh right, I'm 8 points ahead, he'd have to throw a shitton of interceptions and/or fumble a lot.

    Like, GB's backup QB goes down, and it turns out Mason Crosby played some QB in college, so they start him and he throws 3 interceptions and loses a fumble.

    It's weird that the chance of that happening rounds up to 1% though.

    (also as mentioned that's impossible because I can't sub out my bye kicker)

    you can in many yahoo leagues tho. it's a setting that your commissioner can change.

    but it doesn't explain it being 100% earlier in the day so *shrug emoji*

    Well, the explanation is definitely some version of "Yahoo's win percentage predictive algorithm has no fucking idea how to handle bye-week players in the starting lineup."

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    And yes, in my worldview hospitals just have donor heads lying around in cold storage.

    Not bodies

    just heads

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Could also be some major scoring adjustments as well, but no way does that account for 1% either.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    translation
    "watch your back. These days walls have ears. It's not far from idle chat to treason. Don't chatter!"

    I love soviet propaganda poster aesthetic

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    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    And yes, in my worldview hospitals just have donor heads lying around in cold storage.

    Not bodies

    just heads

    Just like in Walt Disney World!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Atomika accidentally learned how to cure cancer but big pharma doesn't want you to know so she's been bought off. It was that or death so don't be mad at her

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