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92% of people have survived my presence
misbehavin
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I keep a running tally of people who have died that I have met in person compared to those who have not yet died, so I can say how many people have survived my presence, sort of like a disease mortality rate.
So far people have an 8% mortality rate for being in my presence, but I know that, before I die, it will be a much higher number, since most of the people I know are much older than me.
So far people have an 8% mortality rate for being in my presence, but I know that, before I die, it will be a much higher number, since most of the people I know are much older than me.
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So I will have a 100% mortality rate! Even the Black Death can't say that! I am ALL-POWERFUL!
let them know you realize that life goes fast
it's hard to make the good things last
let them know you realize the sun doesn't go down
it's just an illusion caused
by the world
spinning round
Is that so they will spend the rest of their natural lives trying to find this "second family", only to realize on their deathbeds your awesome joke just in time to continue the joke with their own children?
Everyone who has posted in this thread is going to die.
Thanks alot, dick
exactly, also if my kids are anything like me, I'll probably hate them
EDIT: Damnit, Transporter.
EDIT2: Be sure to let me know if any of you die so I can update my tally.
because if so that is a travesty
Hah, that must suck for you guys
...
oh shi
Yeah, well I'm HIV+, so have fun.
And it's going to KILL you...
I have Yoshimi battles the Hiphop Robots by The Kleptones. It is just as good as it sounds. (But not as good as A Night at the Hip Hopera)
Then you don't count, something else already got you. I'm taking you off my list.
Something tells me I should feel bad, but I don't.
people are posting in your thread, etc.
but this won't transfer, man
you leave this thread?
you're nobody
I'm listening to it right now.
then proclaim that they need an enema.
I made his life complete.
Your gonna step out into that big bad world, thinkin, MAN, I'm sombody
Then DEFENDER happens
And you go back home, back to your little computer, thinkin
"What the fuck was I thinkin"
they will have cancer, gigantic tumors that have been growing for decades, massive internal hemmoraging, and come out of the hospital in better shape than they've ever been
man I'm never getting an inheritance
You must be awfully potent.
What's your mortality rate?
I could meet them.... ;-)
you'll be all haha achewood is pretentious
and he'll be like
"Define pretentious. Now explain how Achewood fits that definition. Or are you just parroting what you've read in this thread already?"
My mom will always thing I'm somebody...
And all the people I kill think I'm someday...
No trial, no fucking jury
Straight to the fucking gogothal
who that is