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College Football 2018: Fuck Baylor, Michigan State, and Ohio State

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edited August 2018 in Social Entropy++
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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Trying to jinx the outcome to not happen with the subject bar, eh?

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Pretty much

    I'd like to see OU not be in the playoffs.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    when all of this chaos leads to Ohio State making the playoff, I'm going to say that I called it

    also I'm looking at potential Big Ten tiebreakers and it's making my head hurt

    if Michigan and Penn State win out, PSU goes to the title game. If Michigan wins out and PSU picks up a loss (not likely, given that their remaining games are Nebraska and Maryland), Michigan goes to the title game.

    I think. Maybe.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Yeah, Nebraska is losing out. You won't get help there

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I'm honestly fine with second place in the division

    just not third again, please

    (and no, irony gods, I don't want lower than third either)

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    So

    Alabama Miss State is super close

    and Miami looks waaaaaaaay better against Noter Dame than I originally thought

    does Miami jump to #1 as the only undefeated team left?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Don't trust a B12 team

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure that the world is ready for the level of swag that #1 Miami would bring

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    So

    Alabama Miss State is super close

    and Miami looks waaaaaaaay better against Noter Dame than I originally thought

    does Miami jump to #1 as the only undefeated team left?

    You're forgetting Wisconsin.

    More importantly, you're forgetting UCF.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I am already in the hospital.

    But this game is killing me.

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Miami could easily be #1 after this week. If Alabama manages to win it will be by a small margin at best. Miami is demolishing the #3 team.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I'm not sure that the world is ready for the level of swag that #1 Miami would bring

    Hoooooold up. Mark Richt is still their coach which means they are going to self destruct at some point this season.

    Unless Kirby accidentally sucked that power from Richt...

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure that the world is ready for the level of swag that #1 Miami would bring

    That might be the only thing I could enjoy to end this season

    Mark Richt Miami goes to the natty while Georgia, who was #1, stays at home after losing lmao

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    The extent to which Auburn ran up the score and Miami is running up the score is certainly going to make the rankings interesting.

    Not to mention the Pick 'Em results.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I'm looking forward to OU getting in and getting humiliated like the B1G teams that made it the last 2 years

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Bama hits the upright on a FG

    Still tied, 24-24 with 2 left, Miss St takes over

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    I am already in the hospital.

    But this game is killing me.

    I hope all those Child's Play and Extra Life donations means that a frequent visitor such as yourself gets to play whatever they want as soon as they get in.

    Rehab on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    :rotate:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    when all of this chaos leads to Ohio State making the playoff, I'm going to say that I called it

    also I'm looking at potential Big Ten tiebreakers and it's making my head hurt

    if Michigan and Penn State win out, PSU goes to the title game. If Michigan wins out and PSU picks up a loss (not likely, given that their remaining games are Nebraska and Maryland), Michigan goes to the title game.

    I think. Maybe.

    OSU wins any tie breaker unless it is tied with just Michigan (and Michigan beats them).
    MSU wins any tie breaker that does not involve Ohio State.
    The only tie breaker PSU wins is a two way tie against Michigan.
    The only tie breaker Michigan can potentially win is a two way tie against Ohio State.

    So Michigan needs a PSU loss to Nebraska or Maryland and an MSU loss to Maryland or Rutgers. And has to beat Wisconsin and Ohio State. This is unlikely.

    EDIT: I believe MSU and PSU need OSU to lose their next two games.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    I am already in the hospital.

    But this game is killing me.

    I hope all those Child's Play and Extra Life donations means that a frequent visitor such as yourself gets to play whatever they want as soon as they get in.

    Dude, I have been in a pediatric ward on Christmas Day and I never saw anything of that nature. Also, I'm 31 now and those things are meant more for kids. Also also, basically none of the hospitals I go to receive donations/benefits from those charities.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    An

    untimed down

    oh god

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shoulda listened to Hamilton

    And not thrown away

    His shot

    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    That was the worst Hail Mary I've ever seen

    How do you overthrow a Hail Mary?!

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    Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    I'll fucking take it

    Roll Tide, o god

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    I'm just saying that is how it should work!

    Although there was a time where I was a somewhat frequent visitor and there was just the one hospital that had a Nintendo Fun Center thing. But yeah, at least your team is good.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Good game, Miss State. Closest anyone has come to finishing the Trench Run during the regular season in YEARS. I can't even sing Rammer Jammer cause we did NOT beat Thebes's hell outta you.

    Jesus Christ and Roll Tide Roll.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The Iron Bowl is definitely going to be an interesting game this year.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    So I guess maybe Georgia-Noter Dame won't be the most important OOC game this season...

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2017
    Oghulk wrote: »
    So I guess maybe Georgia-Noter Dame won't be the most important OOC game this season...

    Ironically, it's gonna be the Iron Bowl.

    Edit oh wait, you said OOC

    But the iron bowl is gonna be one of the most important games of the season now

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    The convicts vs Catholics game could be represented by a criminal shanking a priest over and over at this point.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I don't know why I watch OU games, it just makes me irrationally angry watching Baker Mayfield win his way to a heisman and a potential natty

    fucking

    god fuck that kid

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    The convicts vs Catholics game could be represented by a criminal shanking a priest over and over at this point.

    No no no.

    It's represented by thirty four Valjeans stealing loaves of bread.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    Now that I'm thinking about it, what the committee does with a 1 loss Miami if that loss is the Clemson in the ACC title game is an interesting question. We can safely assume ND is eliminated now.

    So our pecking order is I think something like:

    1) Undefeated Alabama
    2) Undefeated Miami
    3) Undefeated Wisconsin
    4) One loss Oklahoma
    5) One loss Clemson/Miami ACC Champion
    6) One loss Georgia SEC Champion
    7) One loss Wisconsin Big Ten Champion
    8) One loss Alabama/Miami non-champion
    9) Two loss Auburn SEC Champion
    10) Two loss Oklahoma Big 12 Champion
    11) Two loss Ohio State Big Ten Champion
    13) Two loss ACC Champion
    13) Two loss Washington/USC
    14) Undefeated UCF

    EDIT: for information below

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Uh, there is no way Bama has one loss and becomes the SEc champion, unless you think we can lose to the cupcake we scheduled next week.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Uh, there is no way Bama has one loss and becomes the SEc champion, unless you think we can lose to the cupcake we scheduled next week.

    I did not obsessively check every schedule in the country, Munkus.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Uh, there is no way Bama has one loss and becomes the SEc champion, unless you think we can lose to the cupcake we scheduled next week.

    I did not obsessively check every schedule in the country, Munkus.

    Ok, so I am telling you this information. We lose to Auburn we don't go to the SEC championship. We lose to Georgia, we lost the SEC championship.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    It's amusing going back and seeing that Florida State was #3 in the preseason rankings too.

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    Might have root for Miami, they have a player named Trajan Bandy.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    And my guess on this week's rankings:

    1. Alabama
    2. Miami
    3. Oklahoma
    4. Clemson
    5. Wisconsin
    6. Auburn
    7. Georgia
    8. Ohio State
    9. Notre Dame
    10. USC?

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