Three [Movies] Outside Your Local Theater

Mr. G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jit3YhGx5pU
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is a black comedy from Martin McDonagh, the director of In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths, and it stars Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson, and Sam Rockwell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNi_HC839Wo
Lady Bird is a coming of age tale set in the early 2000s written and directed by Gretta Gerwig in her debut solo offering, and stars Saoirse Ronan, Odeya Rush, and Laurie Metcalf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9-DM9uBtVI
Justice League is COMIN' TO KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ZACH SNYDER AND JOSS WHEDON MADE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE, GET THE FUCK READY FOR BEN AFFLECK, HENRY CAVILL, GAL GADOT, JASON MOMOA, EZRA MILLER, AND RAY FISHER TO BRING DOWN THE FUCKIN' HOUSE, THAT SHIT'S GOT STEPPENWOLF IN IT

AtomicTofu

Finally, the Rock has come back to the movie thread

https://youtu.be/coOKvrsmQiI

Grey Ghost

sorry I don't watch movies

AtomicTofu

I only watch films

UnbrokenEva

AtomicTofu wrote: »

Finally, the Rock has come back to the movie thread

https://youtu.be/coOKvrsmQiI

BlankZoe

AtomicTofu wrote: »

Finally, the Rock has come back to the movie thread

https://youtu.be/coOKvrsmQiI

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

Ceno

Justice League currently at 37% on Rotten Tomatoes.

GreasyKidsStuff

I’m going to watch Rampage, yeah

Sweeney Tom

DCEU

Man of Steel - 55%
BvS - 27%
Suicide Squad - 26%
Wonder Woman - 92%
Justice League - 37%

Maximum

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Gvzbgul

Well, they certainly made BvS's RT score "an event".

Sweeney Tom

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

Raijin Quickfoot

My scores

Wonder Woman 100%

Suicide Squad 70%

Man of Steel 45%

BvS 20%

Justice League???

Expectation is between MoS and SS

BlankZoe

Raijin Tomatoes is corporate as fuck, don't trust it

Raijin Quickfoot

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

872.7 Million

Raijin Quickfoot

Blankzilla wrote: »

Raijin Tomatoes is corporate as fuck, don't trust it

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Goooo Jostens

Maximum

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

872.7 Million

That's pretty close.

BlankZoe

Maximum wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

872.7 Million

That's pretty close.

It's nearly a 150 million dollars shy!

Raijin Quickfoot

Blankzilla wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

872.7 Million

That's pretty close.

It's nearly a 150 million dollars shy!

That's 22.7 million dollars off of the truth!

Maximum

Blankzilla wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

And yet JL will still make a billion dollars at the box office.

Guarantee you said this about BvS too

Before anyone else looks it up, I'll spoil it: it didn't, and it wasn't close

872.7 Million

That's pretty close.

It's nearly a 150 million dollars shy!

I was 87.2% correct!

UnbrokenEva

Blankzilla wrote: »

AtomicTofu wrote: »

Finally, the Rock has come back to the movie thread

https://youtu.be/coOKvrsmQiI

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

https://youtu.be/I59uFADixns

UnbreakableVow

If making a billion dollars were a test, BvS almost got an A

Sweeney Tom

I just hope Dwayne isn't upset to embarrassing levels this time if Rampage isn't well received

Tallahasseeriel

I saw a movie one time. It was pretty ok.

Maddoc

Uriel wrote: »

I saw a movie one time. It was pretty ok.

Bull shit

Sweeney Tom

Uriel wrote: »

I saw a movie one time. It was pretty ok.

Which movie

Tallahasseeriel

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

I saw a movie one time. It was pretty ok.

Which movie

Ernest goes to jail

UnbreakableVow

I have now heard Ernest Goes to Jail referenced twice in the last hour

Raijin Quickfoot

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

I have now heard Ernest Goes to Jail referenced twice in the last hour

It's been a good day

Romanian My Escutcheon

What's really impressive to me about that Rampage trailer is that I can't tell if they massively failed to grasp the purpose of the game.

DarkPrimus

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

I have now heard Ernest Goes to Jail referenced twice in the last hour

I know what you mean, Vow.

see317

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

What's really impressive to me about that Rampage trailer is that I can't tell if they massively failed to grasp the purpose of the game.

You got giant animals breaking buildings in a rampage.
What more do you want?

I mean, sure, in the game the giant animals turned into naked people when they died, but you can't have everything.

It's still looking closer to the source material than Battleship.

milski

Bizarrely specific hot take: We've Never Been Licked is not a good film.

DJ Eebs

rampage looks bad, and in an incredibly boring way

BlankZoe

https://youtu.be/p9wE8dyzEJE

This looks like it could either be really really cool or the most interminable thing in the world to watch and I'm not sure which it will be

OmnipotentBagel

see317 wrote: »

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

What's really impressive to me about that Rampage trailer is that I can't tell if they massively failed to grasp the purpose of the game.

You got giant animals breaking buildings in a rampage.
What more do you want?

I mean, sure, in the game the giant animals turned into naked people when they died, but you can't have everything.

It's still looking closer to the source material than Battleship.

How can anything be closer to the source material than Battleship. It had a battleship and it had pegs, the only two components of the source. It's batting 1.000

UnbreakableVow

If anything the board game should be more like the movie

Why isn't Rihanna in the board game

DJ Eebs

I'm starting to think that the Rock might actually be kind of bad

Wimble

AtomicTofu wrote: »

I only watch films

I love films!

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Movies are bad, on average.

Mr. G

The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs wrote: »

I'm starting to think that the Rock might actually be kind of bad

At the very least he has bad taste