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Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
So for some stupid reason my hair gel doesn't seem to be holding, instead of standing up like I want it, it falls right down, my hair is by no means long(about 5 inches) but when it sits down I look like a mook.

Not to mention all the bottles are labled on a 10 scale, but every last one is at the 10 side of the scale, not a one below it.

Long story short; LA looks sucks ass.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    manifest signal

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Do you put it in while you're wet?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    use egg whites

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why are you using hair gel?

    Are you some kinda fag?

    Uriel on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Put the gel down homeboy, and just let that shit flow.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YOU SHOULDNT WEAR GEL AND MAYBE BUY SOME 150 DOLLAR JEANS AND SHOES WITH CHECKERS TO PLAY ON WHEN YOU ARE HANGING OUT AT THE COFFEE SHOP

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thats a lot of hair to try to use gel to stick it up.

    P.S.

    I bet you look like a mook either way.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm assuming you have very fine hair, like I do. If this is the case, there's not much you can do based on my experience.

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seriously, just apply the gel while your hair is wet.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ps you should take my advice because my boyfriend only started talking to me cause of how i was dressed

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  • Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Why are you using hair gel?

    Are you some kinda fag?

    My hair 'poofs' like one of those little dogs with poofy fur.

    Also, yes.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EGG WHITES




    THREAD FINISHED

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have some pornography I could send you.


    (wait kovak now you're gay/bi/whatever too?)

    EDIT: Oh okay, you're doing a thing, nevermind.

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  • RonjonRonjon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I have some pornography I could send you.


    (wait kovak now you're gay/bi/whatever too?)

    LA looks sucks ass, hard core. ICE spiker for the win!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know a cat who can really do the

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I have some pornography I could send you.


    (wait kovak now you're gay/bi/whatever too?)

    EDIT: Oh okay, you're doing a thing, nevermind.

    yea a thing

    how are you SH

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm doin alright

    discussing forum dynamics

    basically you're all faggots and women obsessed and we're fucked.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    faggots who like girls is the new boys who like girls who like boys who like boys

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    EGG WHITES




    THREAD FINISHED

    dogg, he will have flies trailing him while he is trying to chat up ladies

    listen, hair gel will not work on a do that long

    if you are hell-bent on putting it up, use pomade wax

    head games bizarre twist molding putty works very well

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not actually trying to help him

    in other news where are you

    I thought we were getting tore up

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Why are you using hair gel?

    Are you some kinda fag?

    <3

    You need to use American Crew Fiber.
    It's got a really firm hold, but it wont make your hair look all crunchy and shitty.
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    faggots who like girls is the new boys who like girls who like boys who like boys


    thats a song or something, isn't it

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm waiting for...well this is fucking weird, I'm waiting for "mack" to get off practice so that I can hang out with her before I morph into a drunk asshole

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  • Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    EGG WHITES




    THREAD FINISHED

    dogg, he will have flies trailing him while he is trying to chat up ladies

    listen, hair gel will not work on a do that long

    if you are hell-bent on putting it up, use pomade wax

    head games bizarre twist molding putty works very well

    Bah I guess I'll have to get a hair cut, but let me tell you, when I get out of the shower(naked) and play with my hair(on my head) before drying it, it looks bloody great!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ok

    well in that case you take your time

    as long as there is potential celebration

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't use any shit in my hair.

    Just a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner when I take a shower.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't use any shit in my hair.

    Just a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner when I take a shower.

    If you didn't let your hair fall in your face, you wouldn't look like a child molester.

    At least slick it back and look like a rapist.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Why are you using hair gel?

    Are you some kinda fag?

    <3

    You need to use Murray's.
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    Fixed.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm a dapper dan man myself

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I style my hair with an electrical outlet.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm a dapper dan man myself

    fuck I wish they made it for reals

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't use any shit in my hair.

    Just a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner when I take a shower.

    If you didn't let your hair fall in your face, you wouldn't look like a child molester.

    At least slick it back and look like a rapist.

    I don't, I comb it outa my face.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm a dapper dan man myself

    I was waiting for that

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Crew is good. I personally use rewind sometimes.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I just put a little dab of this stuff that makes my hair not so coarse & frizzy

    Weaver on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Your hair is 5 inches long and you are spiking it?

    The fuck kinda faggot are you anyway

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Crew is good. I personally use rewind sometimes.

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    I used rewind once before when I was on a business trip and the TSA made me throw my crew away. It wasn't bad.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Your hair is 5 inches long and you are spiking it?

    The fuck kinda faggot are you anyway

    this is why I prefaced my suggestion with "if you are hell-bent on putting it up"

    it really is too long to be spiking, you'll look like Lee Hotti

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    when I got my hair cut the other day the lady put gel in my hair to spike it and I got home and looked and was like "what the fuck i'm not 13" and washed it out

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