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Marvel! Infinity War Trailer! Cap's Beard!

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Actually now that I think about it that tweet is kinda shitty because it suggests that Asian-Americans are "masquerading" as Asian

    Speaking as someone who grew up in a Chinese-American family and in a predominantly Asian-American community, I do not know anyone who doesn't recognize Panda Express as "Chinese food but tweaked so white people will like it"
    Fair point, for sure

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Honestly the crossover I'm most interested in might be Dr. Strange?

    The more I see him in the larger Marvel landscape the more I like it

    do not give me another Dr. Strange movie, but I like him showing up

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    It's okay, they can give me another Doctor Strange movie, I will take it for you

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I am very excited to see this movie.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Thanos is like 3 pro wrestlers now so of course the sleeves go right out the window
    Do you think Thanos will chokeslam someone in this film y/n

    He chokeslams Peter in the trailer!
    Will Thanos Powerbomb anyone in this film y/n

    does he have the power stone in this one

    He actually lost his Dreamcast, the whole reason he comes to earth in this one is to get a new one

    now this is a relatable villain

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It's okay, they can give me another Doctor Strange movie, I will take it for you

    I think it's a Hulk thing, I don't care to see him as a protagonist but as part of the ensemble and a story element I like him a lot more

    like in Ragnarok he feels very appropriately otherworldly and weird and I hope this continues that

    Mr. G on
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It's okay, they can give me another Doctor Strange movie, I will take it for you

    I think it's a Hulk thing, I don't care to see him as a protagonist but as party of the ensemble and a story element I like him a lot more

    like in Ragnarok he feels very appropriately otherworldly and weird and I hope this continues that
    This is funny because that's 100% how he has been in comics until just before his film

    He hadn't had a solo ongoing in about 20 years until after Secret Wars. He was always the supporting player in the Marvel Universe as a whole.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Thanos is like 3 pro wrestlers now so of course the sleeves go right out the window
    Do you think Thanos will chokeslam someone in this film y/n

    He chokeslams Peter in the trailer!
    Will Thanos Powerbomb anyone in this film y/n

    they're saving that for part II i bet

    Drax will fulfill his destiny and Batista Bomb Thanos through the Kree announce table

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    oh hey apparently that Vanity Fair cover story just openly talks about Brie Larson being on set shooting for Avengers 4

    so Captain Marvel's in that

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Probably spoilers that?

    Like, I ain’t mad but also I ain’t read that article?

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Thanos is like 3 pro wrestlers now so of course the sleeves go right out the window
    Do you think Thanos will chokeslam someone in this film y/n

    He chokeslams Peter in the trailer!
    Will Thanos Powerbomb anyone in this film y/n

    does he have the power stone in this one

    He actually lost his Dreamcast, the whole reason he comes to earth in this one is to get a new one

    now this is a relatable villain

    Relatable how? Who loses their Dreamcast? It's hooked up to a TV! What kind of cosmic moron do you have to be to lose something you've been actively playing Capcom vs SNK on?

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Thanos is like 3 pro wrestlers now so of course the sleeves go right out the window
    Do you think Thanos will chokeslam someone in this film y/n

    He chokeslams Peter in the trailer!
    Will Thanos Powerbomb anyone in this film y/n

    does he have the power stone in this one

    He actually lost his Dreamcast, the whole reason he comes to earth in this one is to get a new one

    now this is a relatable villain

    Relatable how? Who loses their Dreamcast? It's hooked up to a TV! What kind of cosmic moron do you have to be to lose something you've been actively playing Capcom vs SNK on?

    He was moving and he misplaced a box! Lay off him! It was across state lines!

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    can we PLEASE not drag thanos, he's had a lot on his plate the last 6 years

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I look forward to Thanos performing a German suplex on Thor.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    can we PLEASE not drag thanos, he's had a lot on his plate the last 6 years

    Lord knows it took him that long to put on one piece of his outfit.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Thanos looks like the end of a wiener

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    can we PLEASE not drag thanos, he's had a lot on his plate the last 6 years

    has he

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Thanos looks like the end of a wiener

    You need to go see a doctor.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Thanos is like 3 pro wrestlers now so of course the sleeves go right out the window
    Do you think Thanos will chokeslam someone in this film y/n

    He chokeslams Peter in the trailer!
    Will Thanos Powerbomb anyone in this film y/n

    does he have the power stone in this one

    He actually lost his Dreamcast, the whole reason he comes to earth in this one is to get a new one

    now this is a relatable villain

    Relatable how? Who loses their Dreamcast? It's hooked up to a TV! What kind of cosmic moron do you have to be to lose something you've been actively playing Capcom vs SNK on?

    He was moving and he misplaced a box! Lay off him! It was across state lines!

    The Dreamcast has some pretty stern interference warnings on it; to disregard those while using your Spacewarp Translocator or whatever is just careless.

    Not to have it riding next to you in your Intergalactic Transport of choice is also careless. Can't relate, 0 stars, would not watch movie about stupid villain.

  • SaraLunaSaraLuna Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Probably spoilers that?

    Like, I ain’t mad but also I ain’t read that article?

    I’m pretty sure it was previously announced

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »

    I actually know a guy who grew up in Hong Kong that says his favorite Chinese food is Panda Express

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Thanos looks like his front yard has a confederate flag, a kiddie pool half full of dirt, and a couple of dogs fucking under the front porch

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »

    I actually know a guy who grew up in Hong Kong that says his favorite Chinese food is Panda Express

    There was a Chinese food place in the food court near my work that was literally named "Chinese Food"

    I figured with a name like that it would either be memorably terrible or surprisingly delicious

    It was entirely mediocre and forgettable

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Knob wrote: »
    Thanos looks like his front yard has a confederate flag, a kiddie pool half full of dirt, and a couple of dogs fucking under the front porch

    The potency of this image is too much for me

  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    I saw a YouTube video series where they have immigrants who moved to America years ago try the food their grandchildren eat now. Like, an Italian American feeds his grandparents who only speak Italian Olive Garden and all that.

    The Chinese one backfired horribly as everyone loved the Panda Express. One guy was even like "I have no idea what Orange Chicken is even supposed to be but this is great."

    And I second Black Pepper Chicken all day, every day.

    PSN: mxmarks - WiiU: mxmarks - twitter: @ MikesPS4 - twitch.tv/mxmarks - "Yes, mxmarks is the King of Queens" - Unbreakable Vow
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Where is daredevil et al though

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Probably spoilers that?

    Like, I ain’t mad but also I ain’t read that article?

    I’m pretty sure it was previously announced

    I’m pretty sure I hadn’t heard of it and also i’m pretty sure people have expressed that they wished they wouldn’t have seen shit in trailers because it would have enhanced their enjoyment of the thing in the film?

    “It was announced” does not strike me as a good reason to give away a plot point in a movie that is not out yet.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Thanos looks like the end of a wiener

    You need to go see a doctor.

    I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm

  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    On the one hand, that's a pretty funny joke and a good snipe at Cebulski; on the other hand that specific thing is not a great thing to mock. Sometimes I want a $90 steak, and sometimes I want the greasiest most trash-garbage hamburger I can find. American Chinese food is neither immoral nor is it fake food, and liking American Chinese food is likewise not immoral.

    (But I think at this point I'm thinking more about a hastily fired-off smart-aleck tweet than there's any need to.)

  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Where is daredevil et al though

    I'm pretty sure they had a conversation when Matt wanted to go fight that went something like "Remember how you looked after that one ninja?" "Well, that was Nobu..." "This is an alien army." and then they all went to Panda Express.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Thanos looks like the dude who used to beat up the California Raisins in high school

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Thoughts on Runaways so far:

    The opening credits are terrible
    It took me 4 episodes and an imdb search to realize Karolina's dad isn't Matthew Lillard

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I forgot they did a runaways show. Is it any good?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I forgot they did a runaways show. Is it any good?

    Yeah it's pretty good. Four episodes so far

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    That thanos dedicates so much army to wakanda supports the idea that they have the soul stone which means fully 1/2 of the stones were on earth the whole time

    Or maybe he just wants the vibranium

    But I could see them basically splitting into 3 groups, thor and the guardians defending power/reality, tony strange spidey defending time/mind, cap t'challa hulk defending soul with loki delivering space pretty early

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    That thanos dedicates so much army to wakanda supports the idea that they have the soul stone which means fully 1/2 of the stones were on earth the whole time

    Or maybe he just wants the vibranium

    But I could see them basically splitting into 3 groups, thor and the guardians defending power/reality, tony strange spidey defending time/mind, cap t'challa hulk defending soul with loki delivering space pretty early

    Since there's something about getting Cap a new shield, I'd believe the Vibranium deal has some legs.

    I'm not real sure why someone with Infinity Stones needs Vibranium, but then again maybe it's just a real cool thing to have once you have the ability to get it.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Where is daredevil et al though

    You forgot the "I'll be here all week, try the veal" part of the routine.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    That thanos dedicates so much army to wakanda supports the idea that they have the soul stone which means fully 1/2 of the stones were on earth the whole time

    Or maybe he just wants the vibranium

    But I could see them basically splitting into 3 groups, thor and the guardians defending power/reality, tony strange spidey defending time/mind, cap t'challa hulk defending soul with loki delivering space pretty early

    Which other ones were on earth?

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    That thanos dedicates so much army to wakanda supports the idea that they have the soul stone which means fully 1/2 of the stones were on earth the whole time

    Or maybe he just wants the vibranium

    But I could see them basically splitting into 3 groups, thor and the guardians defending power/reality, tony strange spidey defending time/mind, cap t'challa hulk defending soul with loki delivering space pretty early

    Which other ones were on earth?

    Tesseract and eye of agamotto

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    That thanos dedicates so much army to wakanda supports the idea that they have the soul stone which means fully 1/2 of the stones were on earth the whole time

    Or maybe he just wants the vibranium

    But I could see them basically splitting into 3 groups, thor and the guardians defending power/reality, tony strange spidey defending time/mind, cap t'challa hulk defending soul with loki delivering space pretty early

    Which other ones were on earth?

    Tesseract and eye of agamotto

    Loki has the Tesseract.

    The mind stone and the time stone are on earth.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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