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Birds with [Chat]s

MilskiMilski Poyo!Registered User regular
edited December 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
I ate an engineer
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I had things to say and was silenced. Bird revolt go. Fly.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Knife-crab-644337.jpg

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    This chat draft was made when the image size limit was 500 KB. There are so many bird images between 500 KB and 1 MB lost to the sands of time...

    I ate an engineer
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Anyway, Star Wars sure was a movie. It was a film with things in it. People talked.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    And listen, I can hear you guys saying now "So what!? Becky's dad is a bad guy. Why is she a bad person for taking a job where she can get it?"

    BECKY HAD HER CHANCE.

    The only reason she's on that god damned deathstar serving Americanos to stormtroopers is because she fell in love with a rebel while "taking a semester off" on Naboo.

    When the chips were down and she was caught with her rebel girlfriend she sold the entire Naboo resistance down the river to get out of trouble and her daddy sent her off to make space lattes to let the bad press die down.

    FUCK BECKY. I hope she somehow survived the blast for just a moment and felt herself burn to death

    Ludious on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Anyway, Star Wars sure was a movie. It was a film with things in it. People talked.

    but did women talk to each other about things that were not men

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So don't you talk to me about the innocent fuckin' death star contractors is all I'm saying.

    DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE NAMES OF THE NABOO RESISTANCE THAT DIED? DO YOU?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    @emnmnme
    I watched Dredd the other night and it remains plain and simple and fun. It's a story about a man and a woman who have to climb a lot of stairs to get to the top of a building.
    So what happened in there?

    Drug bust.

    You look like you've been through it.

    Perps were uncooperative.

    SummaryJudgment on
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i searched dril for tweets about birds and man there are some good'uns

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Anyway, Star Wars sure was a movie. It was a film with things in it. People talked.
    but did women talk to each other about things that were not men

    Yes. They talked briefly about being friends and respecting each other. But also about a man they liked.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    itt guns are knives

    I ate an engineer
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    itt crabs are birds

    itt guns are knives

    therefore this is on topic:

    crab.jpg

    I ate an engineer
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    birds and crabs evolved from the same ancestor

    so as did guns to knives

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I wish I knew where the original of that penguin with a gun came from

    It's been thoroughly memeified and dispersed throughout the corners of the Internet

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So don't you talk to me about the innocent fuckin' death star contractors is all I'm saying.

    DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE NAMES OF THE NABOO RESISTANCE THAT DIED? DO YOU?

    nawho

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    No.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, close the thread.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Closing thread...

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