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The Giant Bomb Thread

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    When did "you're a cop" become a thing

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    When did "you're a cop" become a thing

    wouldn't you like to know, cop

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    but YaYa, you've been a cop for ten years.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I'm the Paul Walker of this forum and you're all Vin Diesel

    I'm supposed to bring you in and I just can't

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    it's all family here

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    oh good god there's a Beastcast going up tomorrow too

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  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I know Lance Reddick does a good job as Sylens but that guy is such a gigantic shithead that I can't even appreciate the voice acting. I just hate the character so much. I guess that in itself shows he did a good job.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    oh good god there's a Beastcast going up tomorrow too

    WHAT?

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also I am mad that Best Story did not include
    Pyre

    As much as I love Yakuza 0's story it is impossibly overcomplicated and borderline incoherent and the idea that it is one of the three best stories of the year is nuts
    Pyre is 100% about friendship, unity, trust, acceptance, and hope. It was the kind of story I needed in 2017, and it is bonkers to me that Vinny and Alex just kinda rolled over in favor of Yakuza.

    Just seeing that final screen of the library full of books after having a title screen of burning books is hopeful enough for that world.

    Also Bound Together varying based on who escaped; Hedwyn getting to be with his harp girlfriend, Jodariel becoming a mother figure to fledglings, Rukey reuniting with with family, -ae and Ti'zo finding a new home, Gilman becoming a pacifist hermit, Pamitha potentially making amends with her sister, Sandalwood and Bertrude's plan coming to fruition to reform the entirety of society, and even you can return home too after being told repeatedly you'd never be able to.

    Mx. Quill on
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Best Styyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle
    Truly fitting that the Phantom Thieves were robbed by a council of adults pining over the olden days

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • lionheart_mlionheart_m Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    oh good god there's a Beastcast going up tomorrow too

    WHAT?

    It’s definitely an RPG thing. And I admit I skipped it last time.

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  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    oh good god there's a Beastcast going up tomorrow too

    WHAT?

    It’s definitely an RPG thing. And I admit I skipped it last time.

    You should listen to their attempt at stealing the New Year's Eve ball.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Okay I love Hitsmas

    But the first annual Giant Bomb Winter Games is the funniest goddamn thing they have done in ages

    The last 10 minutes are perfection

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Hitsmas was a different beast this year.
    No Shiek Zanizibar moment, unfortunately. The greatest bits came from people accomplishing things they had no god damn right accomplishing.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I started playing Rainbow Six Siege due to the talk around it and its continued placement on the top selling list on steam during the sale.

    That game has a bizarre loot box set up.

    After every game there is a chance to get a loot box, every time you don't get a lootbox your chance goes up by a percent (more if you won, less if you lost) until you get a lootbox and then it resets.

    And in my lootbox I got a violently purple geometric pattern for a shotgun that I don't think I even have access too yet?

    VIDEOGAMES

    Inquisitor on
  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Did Dan do the
    woodchipper
    part of Hitsmas?

    Edit: why do they have a taxidermy ferret

    Mx. Quill on
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    alright now that i've cleared the diablo 3 season it's time to start clearing the last few games on my to-do list before i make my goty list

    plenty of time right, lotta month still to go????

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Did Dan do the
    woodchipper
    part of Hitsmas?

    Edit: why do they have a taxidermy ferret

    That was a modifier on Brad's run to make it tougher. Dan lucked out and drew a way more beneficial one.
    Dan got to pick his starting location, which meant he could knock out the more difficult part of the mission before having to assassinate anyone.

    Which, as it turns out, let him get away with all kinds of bullshit.

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    When did "you're a cop" become a thing

    when Ben Pack mathematically proved that anyone who didn't like Nier Automata was a cop

  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I started playing Rainbow Six Siege due to the talk around it and its continued placement on the top selling list on steam during the sale.

    That game has a bizarre loot box set up.

    After every game there is a chance to get a loot box, every time you don't get a lootbox your chance goes up by a percent (more if you won, less if you lost) until you get a lootbox and then it resets.

    And in my lootbox I got a violently purple geometric pattern for a shotgun that I don't think I even have access too yet?

    VIDEOGAMES

    Ubi does weird shit with their loot boxes.
    In Siege you don't get the chance to win a box unless you win, if you lose or don't get a box from the spinner after a win your percentage goes up.
    In The Division, you trade in a complete Decryption Key for a box, which you can either buy for real money currency, or put together with Decryption Key Fragments that drop from in-game achievements (there's a ton you can earn) or as a chance to drop from any endgame named enemy. You can just go farm them in groups, it's super weird but kinda neat. Also, you have the chance to get fragments in the box, and any dupes you get instantly turn into fragments as well.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Best new character
    Finally, justice for Bayek and AC:Oranges

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Decided I'm gonna start Nier Automata tonight instead of getting too deep into my P5 NG+ run

    My main concern is that the story will be nonsense

    Everything I've ever heard about Drakengard/Nier makes me feel like it might be the case? But I enjoyed the demo way back last Christmas so I feel like I'll at least dig the character action gameplay even if nothing else hits

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    The details can get a little heady, but the main beats of the story are fairly straightforward

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Vinny's Hitsmas run begins with 10 minutes left in the video

    Gosh, I wonder how this is going to go

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Vinny's Hitsmas run begins with 10 minutes left in the video

    Gosh, I wonder how this is going to go

    Flawless Silent Assassin

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    well just as a sort of writing exercise for myself I picked my own winners and runners-up for a lot of the Giant Bomb GOTY categories, except the ones I didn't care about or have anything to say

    spoilered because nobody cares
    2017's Old Game of the Year
    XCOM 2

    The War of the Chosen expansion was such a huge addition to the game that it might as well have been XCOM 3, taking the sequel from a game I liked a lot to one I full-on loved, as well as fully solidifying the Firaxis games' identity separate from the original series.
    [Windjammers, Puyo Puyo Tetris]
    Most Disappointing Game
    MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA

    What makes it most disappointing is it isn't just entirely terrible! There's a lot I like about it, in fact! But the less excellent things about it, of which there are many, start to pile up and made Andromeda into an experience I didn't want to finish until they had put more work into it, and even now that they have, the franchise being shot in the head and buried 'round back eliminated whatever remaining enthusiasm I had left for it.
    [The Sexy Brutale, Horizon: Zero Dawn]
    Best Looking Game
    THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD

    I posit that this game would not work at all if the world didn't look just so pleasant to be around, the landscapes and the things you can find encouraging you to explore even further. This game came out 9 months ago and I am continually astounded by how nice even just the grass blowing in the wind looks, it's a game I find incredibly soothing just to experience, and the amazing visual look is a massive part of that.
    [Persona 5, Cuphead]
    Best Multiplayer
    DIVINITY: ORIGINAL SIN II

    I have friends that talk about their experience playing RPGs, doing insane things like killing absolutely everyone in Megaton in Fallout 3, and I have never had any concept of what that's even like. In comes Divinity: Original Sin II, to let me know exactly what it's like! Your friends can be your greatest allies or forces of nature themselves, making choices that you have to deal with the ramifications of. It's the kind of thing where I have to keep a second playthrough just for multiplayer, because I know things are going to go a completely different direction they ever would've gone just playing by myself.
    [Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, Snipperclips]
    Hottest Mess
    STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II

    I liked Battlefront! I was very excited for a second game that smoothed out the weirdness, and added a fun campaign with some good Star Wars action. There's not a single thing in Battlefront II that is not compromised in some way by exploitative business practices, and any attempts at fixing them are either too little & too late, or not actually a real fix that baffles me when it gets praise. Plus, there are now two different games called "Star Wars Battlefront II," and that's just plain embarassing.
    [Mass Effect: Andromeda, Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite]
    Best Surprise
    MARIO + RABBIDS: KINGDOM BATTLE

    That this game would ever exist, and that it would be damn near the best strategy game of the year, is miraculous. Legitimately a super fun twist on the XCOM formula, one of the only games aping that one that I like nearly as much as the Firaxis games, and a really silly and enjoyable take on the Mario universe. I liked the Rabbids before they were cool.
    [Sonic Mania, Subsurface Circular]
    Best New Character
    MAKOTO NIIJIMA, PERSONA 5

    Makoto is a self-made Type A woman who comes to understand that the system is bullshit and deserves some smashing. She decides to take on the mob(??) basically on her own, and somehow it ends up working out? Her Persona is a goddamn motorcycle, and her weapon is PUNCHES. No other characters were eligible or deserving of this award.
    [Ti'zo, Pyre; Goro Majima, Yakuza 0 (yes I know)]
    Best Mario Odyssey Capture
    YOSHI

    Mario has gone down a dark path. He's become addicted to his dominion over all living (and some non-loving) beings, to the point where he no longer recognizes his friends. Yoshi is no longer a patner in his adventures, rather another tool to be bent to his whims and used however he demands. Yoshi is expendable.
    [Glydon, Uproot]
    Best Cast of Characters
    PYRE

    Pyre gets the leg up here for being the only one of these games to use how much you like the ensemble as a weapon against you, continually having to choose between your most-used characters to reward with their freedom, but at the cost of not having them around anymore. It makes you have to perform a potentially selfish kind of altruism, which is not an experience I can say I've really had in a game. It's made all the better by those options including a mustache dog, a very large horned woman, a bog witch, a worm knight, a bird that can drive a car, and a tree man.
    [Persona 5, Uncharted: The Lost Legacy]
    Best Game
    #1: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD
    #2: Super Mario Odyssey
    #3: Persona 5
    #4: Pyre
    #5: NieR: Automata
    #6: Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
    #7: Heat Signature
    #8: XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
    #9: Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
    #10: Subsurface Circular
    #11: Cuphead
    #12: Divinity: Original Sin II
    #13: Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
    #14: Hollow Knight
    #15: Yakuza 0

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Wow.

  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Really surprised by how down the Bomb crew are about Horizon.

    Hearing them say they hated the combat sounds crazy to me.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Really surprised by how down the Bomb crew are about Horizon.

    Hearing them say they hated the combat sounds crazy to me.

    The combat is my second least favorite thing in the game behind the resource management (specifically picking medicinal flowers, which is just infinitely tedious).

    The robot variety is really good but a lot of the robots move too quickly and erratically for precision shots with travel time, especially when you’re trying to knock off certain components. Even when slowing down time I’ll line up a shot and the dino will jerk to the left and my arrow will hit a random piece of armor instead of that canister I was aiming at.

    It does have the most satisfying bow in gaming though.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Man I wish I liked Nier even half as much as everyone else.

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    Nier seems like it should be right up my alley from the tone and the commitment to doing weird shit, I just wish the minute to minute experience of playing it weren’t so fucking drab

    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I still think Nier could've been better if you selected missions and side quests from a menu, and were then placed into a map designed for it.

    The kinda open world in Nier is actively bad.

    Mx. Quill on
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    The desolate open world is important to the themes of the game in a way similar to Shadow of the Colossus.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Ben Pack gets extremely Mad At Video Games when having to play Tricky Towers

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Do they just not put up the text of the day's winners until way later or something

    I can't find the day five winners and it took a while for day four's to show up as well

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Do they just not put up the text of the day's winners until way later or something

    I can't find the day five winners and it took a while for day four's to show up as well

    They were all set to go up 2 hours after the podcasts

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Do they just not put up the text of the day's winners until way later or something

    I can't find the day five winners and it took a while for day four's to show up as well

    Hour 20 minutes from now.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    They pushed the podcasts earlier than usual this year but didnt want to bother the webpage guys while they were on vacation

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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