who would consider a spoon the opposite of a knife?
they're similar utensils
that's like saying a dog is the opposite of a wolf
nonsense.
itd be like saying a male human is the opposite of a female human.
or black is the opposite of white. theyre both colors.
spoons scoop and knives cut.
ones all about keeping the food in tact and the other is about manipulating into managable sizes.
i cant start thinking about how things dont matter because then i go down the line and i realize that nothing really matters and then i get all emo and not even donuts cheer me up
who would consider a spoon the opposite of a knife?
they're similar utensils
that's like saying a dog is the opposite of a wolf
nonsense.
itd be like saying a male human is the opposite of a female human.
or black is the opposite of white. theyre both colors.
spoons scoop and knives cut.
ones all about keeping the food in tact and the other is about manipulating into managable sizes.
scooping and cutting are not opposites.
Cutting and connecting are opposites. The opposite of a knife would be like some kind of food soldering gun.
they had a thing on the news the other night on emo faggots and how they get picked on school and i'm pretty sure the conclusion was the little queer fags deserved it
yup
they deserved to get their asses kicked
Starfuck on
jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
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(If you want something that isn't a skeleton, I'll still do that. I just couldn't stop giggling at a skeleton wearing a ncie sweater and tattered khakis. Also, no bats. So he's got brass knuckles and a pipe.)
Jordyn on
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who would consider a spoon the opposite of a knife?
they're similar utensils
that's like saying a dog is the opposite of a wolf
nonsense.
itd be like saying a male human is the opposite of a female human.
or black is the opposite of white. theyre both colors.
spoons scoop and knives cut.
ones all about keeping the food in tact and the other is about manipulating into managable sizes.
wrong dufus, they do they exact same thing, just a spoon is used for softer foods, and you usually don't pick up things with a knife.
who would consider a spoon the opposite of a knife?
they're similar utensils
that's like saying a dog is the opposite of a wolf
nonsense.
itd be like saying a male human is the opposite of a female human.
or black is the opposite of white. theyre both colors.
spoons scoop and knives cut.
ones all about keeping the food in tact and the other is about manipulating into managable sizes.
wrong dufus, they do they exact same thing, just a spoon is used for softer foods, and you usually don't pick up things with a knife.
you're being retarded, knock it off.
I eat peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste kind of funny
But it keeps them on my knife
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One day I sat around trying to think of ways to make everything in that song ironic.
Like what if you have 10,000 spoons and you need a knife, to open a box of knives and you're in a knife factory.
And like maybe you had a knife but you gave it to a hobo because you were like "heh, I'm on my way to the knife factory"
And then the hobo killed a guy with the knife.
Killed a guy who was anti-knife.
Maybe that guy owned a spoon factory.
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they're similar utensils
that's like saying a dog is the opposite of a wolf
so she uses the word irony in a different way than it is supposed to be then?
boy that's ironic
edit: i think jordyn won the thread.
pack up your bags kids.
the parks closed early this year
nonsense.
itd be like saying a male human is the opposite of a female human.
or black is the opposite of white. theyre both colors.
spoons scoop and knives cut.
ones all about keeping the food in tact and the other is about manipulating into managable sizes.
i don't actually give a shit
whoops
OHOHOHO.
yeah i cant sleep :-(
and then i was all 'hold the phone this doesn't matter, i'm gonna have some donuts'
whoops
DONUTS
they are so good
Two of them actually.
And I vowed to never drink it again...
Oops.
scooping and cutting are not opposites.
Cutting and connecting are opposites. The opposite of a knife would be like some kind of food soldering gun.
show me a food soldering gun
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
yup
they deserved to get their asses kicked
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I'm not saying it exists.
You're screwing everything up!
well then theoritically you make a valid point.
NOW WE'RE BROTHER LADIES!
cheese and icing are often used to hold things together
so the opposite of knife is icing
(If you want something that isn't a skeleton, I'll still do that. I just couldn't stop giggling at a skeleton wearing a ncie sweater and tattered khakis. Also, no bats. So he's got brass knuckles and a pipe.)
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haha,
alright sure.
im wrong.
that is pretty damn similar to how I actually dress, and I dig the weapons
you got some flair
alright you're going on the epic poem list
oh
that's what your avatar is
epic poem list?
Cheese is by far the best character on Foster's.
wrong dufus, they do they exact same thing, just a spoon is used for softer foods, and you usually don't pick up things with a knife.
you're being retarded, knock it off.
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Did someone else want one who didn't tell me a color/weapon/etc.?
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I eat peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste kind of funny
But it keeps them on my knife
Can I get new one as long as you're doing 'em?
it hurts more than you'd expect a word like "doofus" to hurt.
im sorry i said i hated you, just man up and admit im right
yeah rane's doing a sig for me in exchange for this poem I did
then I decided that the forums are really ripe for that kind of thing
here:
THE BALLAD OF RANE
by Skull Man
He rode a blue tiger across red dimensions to strike down vile villains and their villain intentions.
His eyes were coal-black set inch-deep in his face and if you looked there too long you would see outer space.
For RANE was a man who would not be maligned for mile-thick was his dick and hot steel was his spine.
His hair is too epic for the words of a man, let us say that he styles it with sex in a can.
His testicles taste like rare truffles and money and when he winks at dry dog shit it turns into honey.
He out-thought The Batman and then out-ran The Flash, he right-hooked The Hulk and The Hulk turned to ash.
No task is too great for the Monochrome Knight!
He’ll fuck an explosion!
He’ll fight for what’s right!
jesus geek god you are so demanding
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