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I'll have the extra large [Bad Food] and a diet soda, please

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I'm with you, @Janson. Please leave the cooked spiders out of my food.

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    But the poopie particles!

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    bowen wrote: »
    But the poopie particles!

    Farts carry poopie particles straight up your nose when you smell them.

    Please potato salad responsibly.

    Madican on
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    But the poopie particles!

    Farts carry poopie particles straight up your nose when you smell them.

    Please potato salad responsibly.

    Are you implying that people fart on their food, madican?

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    But the poopie particles!

    Farts carry poopie particles straight up your nose when you smell them.

    Please potato salad responsibly.

    Are you implying that people fart on their food, madican?

    No I'm implying that people who eat potato salad are a greater risk to health than flies.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    if you think about it all life that exists now is composed of material that has been part of rotting dead material at some point in the history of the planet

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    yeah but I don't eat it!

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    if you think about it all life that exists now is composed of material that has been part of rotting dead material at some point in the history of the planet

    Eat at Arby's.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah! arby's is good!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Have you tried that new sandwich with the curly fries on it?

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    poopie particles!!!!

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you tried that new sandwich with the curly fries on it?

    I want to now that I've been informed of it!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    Looks like it's actually crispy onions, which, also good.

    Edit: Never mind, I was thinking of the Arbynator, which is only in two cities. Including here. I'll report back.

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you tried that new sandwich with the curly fries on it?

    I want to now that I've been informed of it!

    https://arbys.com/our-menu/brisket/smokehouse-brisket

    I see..

    Hmm..

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that's a ton of fuckin' meat!

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Eehhh

    I'll just put some fries on a better sandwich

    Arbys brisket is basically stringy fat with streaks of meat

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
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    Looks like it's actually crispy onions, which, also good.

    I really don't understand the concept that "the more greasy shit we can throw together makes the food item more desirable". That looks awful to me.

    Awful Food Thread

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    There's an Arby's next door to the Bojangles I go to too much. I should try it out sometime.

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I think the smokehouse brisket is a better version because it's not like "HEY HERE'S 8 DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEAT".

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think the smokehouse brisket is a better version because it's not like "HEY HERE'S 8 DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEAT".

    Hey, many different types of meats is a very good thing when done properly! After all, that's basically what an Italian and a Cuban are.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think the smokehouse brisket is a better version because it's not like "HEY HERE'S 8 DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEAT".

    Hey, many different types of meats is a very good thing when done properly! After all, that's basically what an Italian and a Cuban are.

    No, an Italian and a Cuban are me.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I remember a time when all Arby's served was a few pieces of thinly sliced grey meat on a bun, and if you wanted to be fancy they'd ladle some cheez whiz on there for you.

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I don't think I've ever had a sandwich from Arby's that I'd describe as greasy save the pizza slider, but that's going to happen any time you heat up a slice of pepperoni.

    The ruben, maybe? It's certainly the most juicy of their sandwiches.

  • DouglasDouglas PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    When Arby's is good, it's good
    Fresh, moist without being greasy, really great sandwiches

    When it's bad, it's bad
    Either really greasy or really dry

    There's not a lot of ok

    It's either great, or it's terrible

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    Arby’s is good. Their curly fries dipped in horsey sauce is good. Their roast beef sandwiches are good. Nothing wrong with Arby’s.

  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I'm not sure if I should feel bad about getting the nihilist arby's reference now...

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    there was a really weird and brief time in the early 90s when all the Arby's locations in Washington got purchased by Rax--a Midwestern chain that's essentially the exact same as Arby's but trapped in 1987, aesthetically--so overnight all these restaurants changed to something else, and then two years later, back again

    for years I wondered if I imagined the whole thing

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I tried to get Taco Bell for lunch today, but was told by the drive in person that there was a 20 minute wait.
    I'm trying to figure out what a person could order at The Bell that would set back production 20 minutes at 1:30 in the afternoon.

    If you know, please, don't tell me. I need this mystery in my life.

    So, instead, I went to Jimmy John's and pondered the Mystery of The Bell.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    I tried to get Taco Bell for lunch today, but was told by the drive in person that there was a 20 minute wait.
    I'm trying to figure out what a person could order at The Bell that would set back production 20 minutes at 1:30 in the afternoon.

    If you know, please, don't tell me. I need this mystery in my life.

    So, instead, I went to Jimmy John's and pondered the Mystery of The Bell.

    https://youtu.be/gwh5ZWPDa-E?t=1m20s

  • DouglasDouglas PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Maybe they had to turn off their grill or something, and it would be twenty minutes before it would be warm again

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    When I worked at a Burger King we once had a 30 minute drive through delay caused by one of our cooks putting a veggie burger through the regular beef track on the broiler, so for possible allergy reasons we had to strip the whole thing down and decontaminate all the parts.

    That was a weird store to work at, because we actually meticulously followed all health and cleanliness standards, but the result was the lowest drive through times out of the franchise owner’s 30 stores. So corporate was always super pissed at us, but couldn’t do anything about it aside from treating the general manager poorly until she quit. And then the new GM turned a 180 on the speed vs. cleanliness balance until the location was shut down by the health department. Now there’s a farmers market where it used to be.

    Desert Leviathan on
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    I was in savannah georgia for new years and got some pecan pralines from savannah's candy kitchen and they are good but I wish they had either twice as many pecans or half as much sugar goop stuff

    they are too sweet and I've been reduced to breaking them down to find the pecans because taking a bite is too much sugar for any one person

    Kwoaru on
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    I get the Pastrami Reuben from Jersey Mike's a lot but honestly they could just give me a sub roll slathered in thousand island and I'd be ecstatic.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    When I worked at a Burger King we once had a 30 minute drive through delay caused by one of our cooks putting a veggie burger through the regular beef track on the broiler, so for possible allergy reasons we had to strip the whole thing down and decontaminate all the parts.

    That was a weird store to work at, because we actually meticulously followed all health and cleanliness standards, but the result was the lowest drive through times out of the franchise owner’s 30 stores. So corporate was always super pissed at us, but couldn’t do anything about it aside from treating the general manager poorly until she quit. And then the new GM turned a 180 on the speed vs. cleanliness balance until the location was shut down by the health department. Now there’s a farmers market where it used to be.

    There's a lesson in there, somewhere, but I'm not sure I can articulate it.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    The lesson is Have It Your Way

  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    The lesson is people don’t know shit about how to run a business worth a damn.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Shorty wrote: »
    that's a ton of fuckin' meat!

    Eat Arby's

    MichaelLC on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    yesterday was a bad day, I ate an entire dominos pizza before going to bed and now my room smells like a crime

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    today I got garlic parmesan "wings" from Pizza Hut for lunch

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Sometimes you go to Little Caesars and you get a "fresh" pizza, its warm and the cheese is gooey and it smells great.

    Tonight was not one of those nights.

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