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Synthetic Genetic [chat]

jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered User regular
DNA storage might be the be-all end all storage medium of the world ever.

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https://qz.com/345640/scientists-say-all-the-worlds-data-can-fit-on-a-dna-hard-drive-the-size-of-a-teaspoon/

1 billion gigabytes of data in a gram of synthetic DNA that can last thousands of years.

Only problem is reading it, because DNA is fucking tiny and lasers that small are expensive as hell.

Also, random access.

Anyway, there you go [chat], your trivia for the day.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    But how much does a gram of DNA sell for on the street? Is it addictive?

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    But how much does a gram of DNA sell for on the street? Is it addictive?

    Can't live without it.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Also DNA in solid state is kind of useless, so the 1g is a little misleading.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Good job jrx you did this fast

    Unlike the sluggards who take 9.5 minutes to fluff together an OP

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I have a confession: I’m not going to donate my birthday to charity on Facebook. It’s not because of any kind of stance or anything that I’m taking, I just want my birthday all to myself

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Also my reaction yesterday worked! which demonstrates a crucial step! Woo. We don't need no fucking protecting groups.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    But how much does a gram of DNA sell for on the street? Is it addictive?

    40 bucks... highly

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    ive got a cat who is in the process of slowly falling off my lap

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I have a confession: I’m not going to donate my birthday to charity on Facebook. It’s not because of any kind of stance or anything that I’m taking, I just want my birthday all to myself

    Does Facebook take a cut of those charity things?

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The nano invention they need to get going is DNA digital storage.

    That shit is just as sci fi as shit gets.

    Synthetic biology is going to be the next big thing. I would advise everybody to get a PhD in it right away

    What about my masters in data science tho

    What's all this fucking math for then

    *flips cubicle*

    Oh if you have that now then you're all set too. It's just in 5 or so years the market will be saturated there and new tools will mean that everybody just does a little bit of it.

    @Mojo_Jojo are there any books or online courses or whatever in synthetic biology that you'd recommend?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    I think it's like one of the scandinavian countries -- they had a nest egg from selling oil rights. Except Alaska has wasted most of it.

    Alaska gives it away every year to its citizens.

    I like that because even though it's not enough money to live on or anything, like a thousand per person, it's step one towards a UBI (and from a red state!).

    it's a pretty stupid use of it, economically, but like, nice if you are going to be dumb with it

    I double checked--they do actually have a fund (the Alaska Permanent Fund) of which only part gets paid out. They aren't actually giving away all of their oil revenues each year. But I still really like it because it doesn't really have any direct impact on me either way but lets me say "See? Alaska does it!" wrt UBI.

    A few different states have those funds, totalling about $150b, so not huge overall. Alaska's is at about $55b. Texas is the next biggest, they have two funds set up to fund their public schools and their university system.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I have a confession: I’m not going to donate my birthday to charity on Facebook. It’s not because of any kind of stance or anything that I’m taking, I just want my birthday all to myself

    Does Facebook take a cut of those charity things?


    I dunno

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hm, this chat is not about my amazing friendship. I see. Interesting.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Good job jrx you did this fast

    Unlike the sluggards who take 9.5 minutes to fluff together an OP

    Well I mean, spend 9 minutes putting together an OP nobody gives a shit about 3 pages in or spent 30 seconds putting together an OP nobody gives a shit about 1 page in.

    Either way

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    so in horizon zero dawn when the scientists wanted to store data in DNA because no other storage medium could be counted on for information density and longevity it wasn't 1000% bullshit?

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    But what if when we read our DNA we see that there is already a message encoded in it.....

    duh DUH DUUUUHHHHHHHHH

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Good job jrx you did this fast

    Unlike the sluggards who take 9.5 minutes to fluff together an OP

    *averts eyes guiltily*

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    @Abdhyius so Norway's monarchy works kind of like the UKs? Where technically all government power still comes from the Crown?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    If you want longevity, the best storage medium is a bunch of old storage mediums.

    Couscous on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    If you want longevity, the best storage medium is a bunch of old rampaging robot dinosaurs

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    If you want longevity, the best storage medium is a bunch of old storage mediums.

    Chisel and rock?

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    so in horizon zero dawn when the scientists wanted to store data in DNA because no other storage medium could be counted on for information density and longevity it wasn't 1000% bullshit?

    Yes, most of the sciencey stuff in that game is pretty realistic.
    Real horizon spoilers
    Although I think they fucked it up and never actually made that work at the end.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    so in horizon zero dawn when the scientists wanted to store data in DNA because no other storage medium could be counted on for information density and longevity it wasn't 1000% bullshit?

    Ya dude it's an actual thing that people have been working on for a while.

    Microsoft set the record at 200 megabytes recently.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    We're going to end up with a future where Ice-T and a government dolphin are our only hope aren't we

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Increase your hard drive capacity by jerking off into this container.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    I think I might be getting tired of videogames and that’s why my attention span for them is so low

    Neco on
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Or maybe that is just my low attention span

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    If you want longevity, the best storage medium is a bunch of old storage mediums.

    Chisel and rock?

    I expect an inscribed clay tablet to be more likely to be around in a few thousand years than this post.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    "We've done a DNA test and concluded that he is definitely the murderer and holy crap you have to check out this guy's search history"

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    But what if when we read our DNA we see that there is already a message encoded in it.....

    duh DUH DUUUUHHHHHHHHH

    10th November, 2064

    Scientists claim that they have finally managed to decipher a message secretly hidden inside our DNA.

    Using breakthrough technology, researchers working at universities across the globe have slowly unravelled what they consider to be an audio message from an unknown source. The message is present, hidden, in the DNA of every member of the human species; the lead researcher on the project declined to comment on what broader implications they consider this to have.

    The researchers have made the audio publically available and invite comment on it.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Sigh

    Ambushed by a mariachi band on the subway

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    But what if when we read our DNA we see that there is already a message encoded in it.....

    duh DUH DUUUUHHHHHHHHH

    10th November, 2064

    Scientists claim that they have finally managed to decipher a message secretly hidden inside our DNA.

    Using breakthrough technology, researchers working at universities across the globe have slowly unravelled what they consider to be an audio message from an unknown source. The message is present, hidden, in the DNA of every member of the human species; the lead researcher on the project declined to comment on what broader implications they consider this to have.

    The researchers have made the audio publically available and invite comment on it.

    I FUCKING KNEW IT

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Increase your hard drive capacity by jerking off into this container.

    7ljl2s157ran.png

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    It hurts to glance laterally -- I can't tell if I'm sick or else have eye strain

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @jacobkosh, @Elldren

    NuWW is working hard. They just delievered this:


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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Increase your hard drive capacity by jerking off into this container.

    7ljl2s157ran.png

    Is a circle jerk required for RAID now?

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    But what if when we read our DNA we see that there is already a message encoded in it.....

    duh DUH DUUUUHHHHHHHHH

    10th November, 2064

    Scientists claim that they have finally managed to decipher a message secretly hidden inside our DNA.

    Using breakthrough technology, researchers working at universities across the globe have slowly unravelled what they consider to be an audio message from an unknown source. The message is present, hidden, in the DNA of every member of the human species; the lead researcher on the project declined to comment on what broader implications they consider this to have.

    The researchers have made the audio publically available and invite comment on it.

    Impressive. 10/10. Would be rick rolled again.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Increase your hard drive capacity by jerking off into this container.

    7ljl2s157ran.png

    Is a circle jerk required for RAID now?

    snrtehanb351.png

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Increase your hard drive capacity by jerking off into this container.

    7ljl2s157ran.png

    Is a circle jerk required for RAID now?

    Can you imagine having to expand server storage?

    "hurry up Johnson, we need another 18 terabytes of storage"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ked why were you ruled ineligible for the bar

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