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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    I hear ya lud

    Porp is, at least, v explicit that it’s all about hemsworth

    Very

    Explicit

    Sir Landshark on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Chris Hemsworth is attractive on a base, fundamental level that transcends such petty distinctions as straight or queer

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    in the news this morning: a norwegian in mexico on the 18th floor during the dramatic earthquake, reports that he was running down the stairs like an idiot, before he got told off by a mexican for swearing too much, adding "you're obviously not from here"

    Abdhyius on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Vh you forgot to disclaim that time how you’re not looking for advice or criticism on your sleep habits

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Is it MCU Chris ranking time?

    1. Hemsworth
    2. Pratt
    3. Evans

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Is it MCU Chris ranking time?

    1. Hemsworth
    2. Pratt
    3. Evans

    Switch Pratt and Hemsworth for me.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think Evans is more attractive than Pratt, and is politically a lot more agreeable and likeable, but Pratt is the more enjoyable actor

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Finished Oxenfree. That was… an experience. For what I think is my first horror (???(?)) game, I liked it quite a lot.
    I think I'm going to have to play that game again to not be such a dick to everyone that time around.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Just watched Black Panther.

    Take so hot it could fuse iron atoms (not actually a spoiler but it's more dramatic this way):
    it was pretty good

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Hemsworth
    Evans
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    Eccleston
    O'Dowd
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    Pratt

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Christopher Eccleston was in a marvel movie?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Christopher Eccleston was in a marvel movie?

    Thor 2

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Oh dear me just had my first interaction with vr porn.

    I uh... I think my life is over...

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Christopher Eccleston was in a marvel movie?

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    Yeah you see it now

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I left Mexico like 3 days before an earthquake hooray

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Is that list just listing actors named Chris who have been in Marvel movies as a whole, or them in the Marvel movies?

    Because while Christopher Eccleston is the only watchable Dr. Who, I had to google Christopher Eccleston Thor 2 to see who he played, and I don't remember that character at all.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    One of the best bosses I ever had was an elderly gay man who combined old-school etiquette with modern progressive sensibilities in a way that was just delightful.

    He was never anything less than fully respectful towards everybody, even people I knew he didn't respect, because that's the way he was cultured.

    Sometimes we'd be in a meeting and somebody would say something stupid, and my boss would just give me a conspiratorial glance, eye contact that transmitted "what the fuck is this shit" and then diplomatically divert the conversation to something else.

    He was the kind of moneyed person who raised a single breed of dogs, all his dogs his entire life were that breed and it had become part of his identity. In his case: schnauzers. Which if there's a more appropriate dog for a rich old gay man, I can't think of one.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Is that list just listing actors named Chris who have been in Marvel movies as a whole, or them in the Marvel movies?

    Because while Christopher Eccleston is the only watchable Dr. Who, I had to google Christopher Eccleston Thor 2 to see who he played, and I don't remember that character at all.

    Main villain.

    That being said, you have the perfect description of Malekith.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    My favorite dr who is definitely Benedict cumberbatch

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Jessica Jones is the best dr who

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Sick Netflix update: Godless was too boring for me to finish the first episode.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i have lady problems and im gonna put them into a spoiler but i am very worried and stressed
    so im in montreal for work, and my vagina has felt just... weird for a few days, and then when im at the event in montreal it finally spins out of control and becomes mad dry and itchy. i look it up, im on antibiotics AGAIN for a throat infection, so it looks really likely that I have a yeast infection. This is my first time having one, so... I don't know if its normal or not? I went to the pharmacy and clogged my junk up with a bunch of cream and now it's definitely less painful, but it's still super unpleasant and I'm really worried

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Apparently there's a free destiny 2 weekend

    I wonder if I will both get a little bit of time tonight and it will have downloaded. I predict: nope

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    i have lady problems and im gonna put them into a spoiler but i am very worried and stressed
    so im in montreal for work, and my vagina has felt just... weird for a few days, and then when im at the event in montreal it finally spins out of control and becomes mad dry and itchy. i look it up, im on antibiotics AGAIN for a throat infection, so it looks really likely that I have a yeast infection. This is my first time having one, so... I don't know if its normal or not? I went to the pharmacy and clogged my junk up with a bunch of cream and now it's definitely less painful, but it's still super unpleasant and I'm really worried

    Yeah:
    "I'm on antibiotics and now my vagina is itchy" = classic yeast infection.

    There might also be an odd smell or discharge.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So

    I have basically had to poop since I drank those two coffees this morning, which should come as no surprise

    But

    This is a house with 4 women in it, all of whom have the weekend off and so all of whom slept in

    Except, since the very moment I have had to poop, they have managed to keep the solitary bathroom continuously occupied through one contrivance or another

    Things finally came to a head when Ladyfish finally awoke and, after managing to steal her own time in the bathroom because sometimes two girls can totally just be in there together, had ... amorous inclinations toward me, and I had to make her aware of my plight

    We have now established a queue system wherein I should get to enjoy my midday constitutional and then, hell

    This woman can do whatever she wants to me, sure

    The sheer ecstasy of my bowel relief will dim the pleasure derived from whatever she has in mind, but I'll put my game face on for her sake

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Somebody in the last chat thread was hating on Madeon and I am salty about it.

    Nobody cares about this but me. Just let it be known that I will white knight for Madeon.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We have now established a queue system

    I also find this is a useful strategy when sharing a household with two women. :bzz:

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Apparently there's a free destiny 2 weekend

    I wonder if I will both get a little bit of time tonight and it will have downloaded. I predict: nope
    45 gigs? Blah I don't have time to download that

    Happiness is within reach!
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Sometimes I think that maybe it’s not normal to have frequent dull pain on the right side of my abdomen

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We have now established a queue system

    I also find this is a useful strategy when sharing a household with two women. :bzz:

    See, I live with three other people as well, but we have two washrooms divided between us, and I share mine with another dude, which means like, max daily usage for either of us is half an hour

    Strange eons have passed and these women are just shuttling in and out of that room, having it "claimed" despite clearly not being in it, occasionally being on the phone while they're in there

    Ladies pls

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Then again, I’m nothing if not normal so

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Sometimes I think that maybe it’s not normal to have frequent dull pain on the right side of my abdomen

    It isn't.

    Maybe get checked in case of appendicitis?

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Christopher Eccleston was in a marvel movie?

    khnmifu8y6fw.png

    Yeah you see it now

    All elves are beautiful, Ecclestonelves especially so

  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Oh dear me just had my first interaction with vr porn.

    I uh... I think my life is over...

    In a good way or a bad way?

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    NEO|Phyte wrote: »
    Oh dear me just had my first interaction with vr porn.

    I uh... I think my life is over...

    In a good way or a bad way?

    It's uh

    It's better than I was expecting, let's just say that

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Sometimes I think that maybe it’s not normal to have frequent dull pain on the right side of my abdomen

    It isn't.

    Maybe get checked in case of appendicitis?

    Too high up for appendix I think

    No no, I’ll jist continue to suffer, doctor free until some other part of me explodes

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Happiness is within reach!
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