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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Monday, beautiful weather, open patio, Happy Hour starts in 30 minutes aaaaaannnndddd the chefs have not returned my phone call to see if I should come in early to combat this evening's almost certain fuckery.

    Fine, I'll show up at 4, you dumb shits.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've bitched about this before, but it's amazing how members of the public will wander into university labs and offices and demand you explain things to them.

    Mind you I guess I've really only had it happen here - other places the only people who do that are the clearly mentally unwell. Maybe it's because I now work at a major tourist destination.

    When I worked for a university chemistry department I got a call from a guy that wanted to patent his “amazing house cleaner idea” and needed to talk to a chemist.

    But he wouldn’t tell me anything about it in case I stole his idea. So I had to explain that there are many different types of chemistry and that the university was not going to take liability if he accidentally poisoned himself and he should call the patent office.

    He's the one that probably invented this: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-325

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Hey, this unit doesn't know how to do their jobs! Can you pull a complete training class out of your ass with PowerPoint Slides and examples? And then travel to them 4 States away to teach it? Next week?

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've bitched about this before, but it's amazing how members of the public will wander into university labs and offices and demand you explain things to them.

    Mind you I guess I've really only had it happen here - other places the only people who do that are the clearly mentally unwell. Maybe it's because I now work at a major tourist destination.

    When I worked for a university chemistry department I got a call from a guy that wanted to patent his “amazing house cleaner idea” and needed to talk to a chemist.

    But he wouldn’t tell me anything about it in case I stole his idea. So I had to explain that there are many different types of chemistry and that the university was not going to take liability if he accidentally poisoned himself and he should call the patent office.

    He's going to be disappointed when he calls the tech transfer office and the first thing they do is make him explain it, in detail, down to chemical formulation.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've bitched about this before, but it's amazing how members of the public will wander into university labs and offices and demand you explain things to them.

    Mind you I guess I've really only had it happen here - other places the only people who do that are the clearly mentally unwell. Maybe it's because I now work at a major tourist destination.

    When I worked for a university chemistry department I got a call from a guy that wanted to patent his “amazing house cleaner idea” and needed to talk to a chemist.

    But he wouldn’t tell me anything about it in case I stole his idea. So I had to explain that there are many different types of chemistry and that the university was not going to take liability if he accidentally poisoned himself and he should call the patent office.

    He's the one that probably invented this: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-325

    I followed the link to scp-wiki and ended up staring at an ad for a personal injury lawyer for a good 20-30 seconds trying to work out if it was part of the joke or just a fortuitously placed piece of crappy ad copy put there by a targeted ad network that is apparently developing a dry sense of humour.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    5 months of unemplyment

    I think some places have me blacklisted now because I get emails saying nah we are good within hours sometimes

    The lowes dude said he wanted to hire me and that I should apply but has turned down 6 applications

    Not even fucking target will hire me

    Im feeling so defeated now

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    First day at the grocery store.

    Boy I'm fucking tired. But it honestly feels way better to come home physically tired than the emotional exhaustion that just put me to sleep every day.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

    "Puffery" is an actual legal term and basically amounts to "Advertising is wildly exaggerated, everybody knows this and it's legal."

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The assistant director wants me to give 5-10 minutes of slides highlighting the stuff I did at a recent conference. Ugh. Like I can actually sum up 5 days in that time or like anyone else in the office cares about some talk I went to.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I don't think I ever really took in the full gravity of by virtue of my job, everyone who lives in this neighborhood can spot me when I'm out as "the guy that runs the grocery store".

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

    "Puffery" is an actual legal term and basically amounts to "Advertising is wildly exaggerated, everybody knows this and it's legal."

    It's kind of a circular argument though, when you think about it.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    the sales person signed me up for newsletters or something or maybe their system does it automatically, but now I'm getting webinar invitations and all that sorts of shit via the email address I put in.

    How do I know? Because I specifically created a dump email for them so I could delete it if I needed to. So now it's saying From: Veeam <dumpemail@whereIwork.com>

    You have his e-mail right?

    While he may have started this war, you have the power to end it.

  • stopgapstopgap Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    bowen wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    the sales person signed me up for newsletters or something or maybe their system does it automatically, but now I'm getting webinar invitations and all that sorts of shit via the email address I put in.

    How do I know? Because I specifically created a dump email for them so I could delete it if I needed to. So now it's saying From: Veeam <dumpemail@whereIwork.com>

    You have his e-mail right?

    While he may have started this war, you have the power to end it.

    In fact you can end it and salt the electronic ground so future sales people know that in this office there is a line you do not cross.

    stopgap on
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

    "Puffery" is an actual legal term and basically amounts to "Advertising is wildly exaggerated, everybody knows this and it's legal."

    It's kind of a circular argument though, when you think about it.

    "Exciting." "Microfilm scanner."

    There's at least got to be some "that dog won't hunt" clause in there somewhere.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

    "Puffery" is an actual legal term and basically amounts to "Advertising is wildly exaggerated, everybody knows this and it's legal."

    It's kind of a circular argument though, when you think about it.

    "Exciting." "Microfilm scanner."

    There's at least got to be some "that dog won't hunt" clause in there somewhere.

    Yeah, I'm not saying I disagree with the doctrine, I just think its circular. Puffery is legal because everyone expects puffery. But that's because it's legal.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    First day of my week off. I was so looking forward to sleeping in. I woke up at 4:50. Stupid brain.

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I feel like some here might enjoy this as much as I did

  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2018
    *Make reservation for one rate, then guest tells me info that changes the rate*

    "So you'll receive two emails. The first was an automatic confirmation email that was sent after the reservation was made, and a second will have your updated room rates. You can ignore the confirmation with the higher rates."

    *Phone rings 30 minutes later*

    "Yeah, I just made a reservation and I received two confirmations but at two different rates. What's going on?"

    *bashes head against desk*

    Veevee on
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Oh hey interview for a job from that job recruiter

    oh hey its for a stocking job at a grocery store for a max of 2 days a week

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Put myself in a shit situation.

    I sent out three companies to bid on my shipping supplies. I've done business with all three of them, and I'm doing my yearly re-up for cardboard. They all come back, each of them at different price levels. I let them each know they're off, and a couple of them requote. Then another one gives me a final quote after I split my order between him and another company.

    Now I've got a guy who's come in under everyone else, offering me free shipping, better payment terms, and I can probably get some kind of contract pricing going. So I've got to tell two other guys to pound sand.

    I hate having to do this.

  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    Put myself in a shit situation.

    I sent out three companies to bid on my shipping supplies. I've done business with all three of them, and I'm doing my yearly re-up for cardboard. They all come back, each of them at different price levels. I let them each know they're off, and a couple of them requote. Then another one gives me a final quote after I split my order between him and another company.

    Now I've got a guy who's come in under everyone else, offering me free shipping, better payment terms, and I can probably get some kind of contract pricing going. So I've got to tell two other guys to pound sand.

    I hate having to do this.

    I hate being forced to ask for impossible lead times. We have a vendor that we signed an agreement with, over and over again for years, and we know they make to order, plus we are terrible at standardization, so our engineers are always calling out custom stuff, so even if they had stock of stuff a lot of time it wouldn't do us any good. A good turn is 2 weeks with freight shipping, average is 3, and really weird stuff is 4.

    We've engineered ourselves into a corner, and are 2 months behind on a HUGE fifty thousand square foot plus industrial structure with all kinds of equipment. Until our Engineering department releases the sub jobs for the work I can't purchase. Well now we're supposed to be done and the site up and running in March and engineering is just spitting shit out. Problem is our vendor has their lead times, and they are at capacity with us and other customers, so there just isn't extra capacity right now for whatever reasons, not enough time to staff up, already running at full staff across however many shifts, whatever.

    I get told last week "They aren't doing good enough, they have to do better" when I tell them its going to be 3-4 weeks and they want it next week. It's like "dude, you're the original person who specified this vendor in the first place and you knew about the lead time issue years ago" This current issue wasn't a surprise. We knew this was coming up over two months ago but there was nothing we could do about it, and it's biting us in the butt.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I may be getting a service yard in legal trouble tomorrow. We'll see if they refuse to release a vehicle to us for a second day in a row and how affable they magically become after I use the words, "law enforcement" and "vehicle ransom".

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    At my work we have these moisture elements nicknamed "beetles" that are placed around different areas to detect leaks. Basically; they get wet, the control room gets an alarm, someone gets sent to check it out. You hope it isnt heavy water because if it is then your day just got a lot more complicated. Most times in my experience it is light water and not that big of a deal.

    Well, last week some people's day got really complicated. Not because of heavy water.... because some contractor decided to piss into the beetle. I dont know if they caught the person who did it but fuck man. You would think in this type of environment you could find workers who wouldn't do that type of shit.

    The worst thing is that normally you would drain the beetle to a liquid collection system where the water ultimately gets recycled (i.e. any heavy water is recovered) but you cant put urine through those systems, so they had to manually clean up someone's piss.

    I hope the fucker gets fired. It's known that a group of contractors have been working in the area where it occurred but im sure no one will own up to it. What a place.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Pissing in the moisture detector. Classic nuclear plant prank.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    The worst thing is the provided goggles didnt help with the situation at all.

    Al_wat on
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    At my work we have these moisture elements nicknamed "beetles" that are placed around different areas to detect leaks. Basically; they get wet, the control room gets an alarm, someone gets sent to check it out. You hope it isnt heavy water because if it is then your day just got a lot more complicated. Most times in my experience it is light water and not that big of a deal.

    Well, last week some people's day got really complicated. Not because of heavy water.... because some contractor decided to piss into the beetle. I dont know if they caught the person who did it but fuck man. You would think in this type of environment you could find workers who wouldn't do that type of shit.

    The worst thing is that normally you would drain the beetle to a liquid collection system where the water ultimately gets recycled (i.e. any heavy water is recovered) but you cant put urine through those systems, so they had to manually clean up someone's piss.

    I hope the fucker gets fired. It's known that a group of contractors have been working in the area where it occurred but im sure no one will own up to it. What a place.

    Didn't one of your contractors' get their entire company fired from every plant in the country because they started up a machine that had a red service tag on it?

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I'm not sure what you're referring to

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I swear someone had a contractor in the old job thread violate the red tag rule of machines.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    That was korodullin. Though I'm not sure if anyone was fired over it.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Closing Sous Chef is gone and all of his fuckery as well.

    More later after I stop celebrating.

    Don't eat at Arby's, everything is gonna be ok.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Yay I am an idiot
    Once again I played support at work because the person who was supposed to be there was away on vacation
    So I went in at noon and left at 2am because two trucks and people not busting their ass
    I really don't want to yell at them or be what I once was in the Corps

    Why I am an idiot is because I don't have access to a lot of the stuff I am supposed to have I just wing it which they told me is not the answer they want to hear nor is what do you expect me to do then?

    So they are training me later today about how to do that junk

  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Had a possibly high customer accuse me of spitting in her coffee, because I made it too fast, and didn't make it in front of her. (Midnights uses only one coffee machine to save on waste). Accused me of being on drugs for getting offended at her accusation. Got really pissed that I took the contest cup back when she demanded a refund.

    Then, when we gave her money back, she decided to drop a coin, then lick it...then hork up all over it. And stomped out.

    .... and then showed up two minutes later to demand a free coffee for our poor customer service.


    I think she works at a movie theater because she's really good at projection.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2018
    Closing Sous Chef is gone and all of his fuckery as well.

    More later after I stop celebrating.

    Don't eat at Arby's, everything is gonna be ok.

    Every thread I see you in, you're amazingly supportive and human and also super good at expressing your positive vibes. I dunno how often other folks extend the same level of excellence to you on here, and I'm definitely not equipped to do so. But here's one small attempt.

    I hope to hell that this means you'll have a chance to relax (relatively) and enjoy your work, because based on the last however many years I've seen you post in this thread, you've sure as goddamn earned it. As far as I'm concerned, you deserve every good turn as can be expected or hoped for in the service industry, and outside it.

    Edit: That being said, if it goes to shit I look forward to hearing about the outcome, knowing you'll be fine no matter how awful it is.

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    That was korodullin. Though I'm not sure if anyone was fired over it.

    They probably put whoever it was in charge of the whole place.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    That was korodullin. Though I'm not sure if anyone was fired over it.

    They probably put whoever it was in charge of the whole place.

    Of course - they showed initiative by overcoming obstacles in order to return the plant to normal operations at an expedited rate! They took a risk and it paid off, and they received a hefty bonus for their intuitiveness in cutting some red tape in the name of profit.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Oh no. I think I might be getting sick.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are spam emails covered by advertising law? Specifically, can a subject line of "Exciting news!" be legally considered fraud if the body of the email is about how their product has been "recognized as a leading microfilm scanner for an unmatched fourth consecutive year by the Modern Library Awards?"

    I don't think it can be argued that a reasonable citizen would or could consider that exciting news. I am positive that the person writing the email didn't find it exciting. Heck, after four years I imagine the adrenaline rush is wearing off for everyone at ST Imaging, even if it was a bit of a thrill the first time they won.

    I question the verisimilitude of your unsolicited email, sir.

    "Puffery" is an actual legal term and basically amounts to "Advertising is wildly exaggerated, everybody knows this and it's legal."

    It's kind of a circular argument though, when you think about it.

    "Exciting." "Microfilm scanner."

    There's at least got to be some "that dog won't hunt" clause in there somewhere.

    Yeah, I'm not saying I disagree with the doctrine, I just think its circular. Puffery is legal because everyone expects puffery. But that's because it's legal.

    Honestly I just love the word puffery, especially in this context. The mental image I get with it amuses me every time.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I got a raise, eeeeeee! I'm now getting paid more than I was getting at dead-end Frontier!

    Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart
    On my sleeve, let the runway start
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Nothing so beautiful as a raise, praise the Lord

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