P R O B L E M [CHAT] I C

Atomika

A certain kind of leftist has taken over [chat], so watch the fuck out, son! As my forces of Perfect continue their long battle against the armies of Good, I will frequently remind you all of things that will lessen your enjoyment due to greater deconstruction. I will ruin all you hold dear and it will be your fault! Look upon all you once cherished and despair, resenting the absence of your joy. Thrill to my awkwardly vieled cries for attention as I shitpost about depression. This is the will of Geth; His will be done!

Styrofoam Sammich

https://twitter.com/Dream_Reamer/status/970795966524780544?s=19

bloodyroarxx

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Dream_Reamer/status/970795966524780544?s=19

that fkn Kramer is KILLING ME

SniperGuy

That's a pretty good style for Elaine

Ilpala

@Texas peeps



Don't forget!

Skull2185

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Dream_Reamer/status/970795966524780544?s=19

This is terrible and you should feel awful for posting it here.

The only redeeming quality is Elaine, because it is impossible to make Julia Louis-Dreyfus look bad.

Styrofoam Sammich

All shall look upon [chat] and despair

Skull2185

Elendil wrote:

I usually talk about what I hate, which is everything

Do you hate Kawakami?

HerrCron

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

All shall look upon [chat] and despair

Plus ça change...

BeNarwhal

Atomika wrote: »

A certain kind of leftist as taken over [chat], so watch the fuck out, son! As my forces of Perfect continue their long battle against the armies of Good, I will frequently remind you all of things that will lessen your enjoyment due to greater deconstruction. I will ruin all you hold dear and it will be your fault! Look upon all you once cherished and despair, resenting the absence of your joy. Thrill to my awkwardly vieled cries for attention as I shitpost about depression. This is the will of Geth; His will be done!

https://us.v-cdn.net/5018289/uploads/editor/mp/pjh1yihk7lma.jpeg

You are a dork Remember to take things in small bites! The world is big and there's a lot to do but you can only do a little bit at a time, and that's the only bit you should be worrying or thinking about until you're done with it. Then move on to the next bit / bite, I've lost the metaphor a bit here.

Krathoon

I is about time chat came back. Jeeze.

BronzeKoopa

Had almost forgot about juicero,

https://twitter.com/anfael_/status/970494507186728960

Styrofoam Sammich

Skull2185 wrote: »

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Dream_Reamer/status/970795966524780544?s=19

This is terrible and you should feel awful for posting it here.

Oh, friend

Ilpala

Also the stickers are kind of..bad at being stickers. That thing lasted long enough for the picture plus about five minutes before falling off my hand.

Styrofoam Sammich

Ilpala wrote: »

Also the stickers are kind of..bad at being stickers. That thing lasted long enough for the picture plus about five minutes before falling off my hand.

M E T A P H O R

So It Goes

oh my god you guys

FINALLY both of my insurances covered the major total bill from my Ob-Gyn for Siglet's birth

balance: $0

I HAVE ACHIEVED A PIECE OF VICTORY OVER THE INSURANCE COMPANIES

now I just gotta get em to cover the full epidural bill...and the major hospital bill....

Ilpala

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

Ilpala wrote: »

Also the stickers are kind of..bad at being stickers. That thing lasted long enough for the picture plus about five minutes before falling off my hand.

M E T A P H O R

Shush! Vote!

Powerpuppies

There may be a day but it is not this day

Phoenix-D

Apparently insulting geth is the best way to get [chat]

BeNarwhal

What'chu Texans voting for today? At the risk of delving into politics just a little.

Jacobkosh

Ilpala wrote: »

@Texas peeps



Don't forget!

if I see a fingerless hand, believe me, I won't forget it

So It Goes

also Moda why is your website always down

jesus u suck

BeNarwhal

Phoenix-D wrote: »

Apparently insulting geth is the best way to get [chat]

He likes when you call him Robot, especially

Element Brian

So It Goes wrote: »

oh my god you guys

FINALLY both of my insurances covered the major total bill from my Ob-Gyn for Siglet's birth

balance: $0

I HAVE ACHIEVED A PIECE OF VICTORY OVER THE INSURANCE COMPANIES

now I just gotta get em to cover the full epidural bill...and the major hospital bill....

is this one of the new win conditions in Civ 6

Casual

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

All shall look upon [chat] and despair

must be a Tuesday

Ilpala

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Ilpala wrote: »

@Texas peeps



Don't forget!

if I see a fingerless hand, believe me, I won't forget it

Damn right, my fist tends to make an impression.

BeNarwhal

I just realized that was a FitBit

My mom lent me her fitbit like 5 months ago

About 2 months ago I accidentally threw it out during a frenzied cleaning purge

Right now I'm going with the "wait to see if she ever remembers she owned a fitbit" tactic

So It Goes

BeNarwhal wrote: »

What'chu Texans voting for today? At the risk of delving into politics just a little.

Primaries, which happen in most states in the spring.

BeNarwhal

So It Goes wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

What'chu Texans voting for today? At the risk of delving into politics just a little.

Primaries, which happen in most states in the spring.

Oh, right on! Do your thang, America! Rock that democracy!

RedTide

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Ilpala wrote: »

@Texas peeps



Don't forget!

if I see a fingerless hand, believe me, I won't forget it

This reminds me of the time I was in a McDonald's drive thru picking up breakfast at like 6 am on my way to work and a guy with no legs and no hands - just those hooks- tapped one on my car window to ask for a light for his cigarette.

It took all of my will to not speed out of there screaming.

BeNarwhal

The wind keeps buffeting the house with its gusts, which is making the idea of walking to get that coffee a little less tempting.

But only a little.

Plus I can probably bug Ladyfish at work while I walk ... and annoying one's significant other is always a bonus.

Element Brian

guys i have a list of tv shows that im interested in watching but im too lazy to start

im too lazy to watch tv shows

i found a new level of laziness

Arch

I love this OP

OnTheLastCastle

oh boy this OP

KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

BronzeKoopa

Like if the Brave Little Toaster was made recently I wonder what kind of character a juicero would be.

Thomamelas

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Had almost forgot about juicero,

https://twitter.com/anfael_/status/970494507186728960

If Goodwill is willing to sell that cheap enough you could make a profit selling it for scrap. I mean sure the company was insane but the devices themselves are seriously over engineered.

Jubal77

oh damn nm. its a few seasons in heh. Fell through the cracks.

OnTheLastCastle

Arch wrote: »

I love this OP

The level of animus you have toward Altered Carbon blows my mind, btw.

So It Goes

Thomamelas wrote: »

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Had almost forgot about juicero,

https://twitter.com/anfael_/status/970494507186728960

If Goodwill is willing to sell that cheap enough you could make a profit selling it for scrap. I mean sure the company was insane but the devices themselves are seriously over engineered.

I would spend....twenty bucks on it.

Thomamelas

So It Goes wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Had almost forgot about juicero,

https://twitter.com/anfael_/status/970494507186728960

If Goodwill is willing to sell that cheap enough you could make a profit selling it for scrap. I mean sure the company was insane but the devices themselves are seriously over engineered.

I would spend....twenty bucks on it.

I mean I'd have to check what aluminium scrap is going for but you'd probably want to go lower.

Elldren

Thomamelas wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Had almost forgot about juicero,

https://twitter.com/anfael_/status/970494507186728960

If Goodwill is willing to sell that cheap enough you could make a profit selling it for scrap. I mean sure the company was insane but the devices themselves are seriously over engineered.

I would spend....twenty bucks on it.

I mean I'd have to check what aluminium scrap is going for but you'd probably want to go lower.

Also wait a week to resell it