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One line story thread!

GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Tell a story, typing one sentance. You can't post directly after your own sentence.
iplaybass wrote: »
In a world where both cars are totally underwater
One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Tell a story, typing one sentance. You can't post after your own sentence.
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Twins, seprated before birth,

    Weaver on
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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    AHH! on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I fucked your mom's asshole while I dumped a gallon of LSD up her twat.

    Callius on
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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.

    Grath on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I really don't want to have to diagram these sentences so far but so help me god I will

    World as Myth on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.
    YOU ALREADY REPLIED ONCE!

    WAY TO FUCK UP YOUR OWN RULES, FUCKING SPECIAL ED, TEACHER FUCKER!

    Callius on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucked your mom's asshole while I dumped a gallon of LSD up her twat.

    But now karma's gonna do bad things to me, so how can i make it up to ya?

    tugga on
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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius is all over this shit

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

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    R.I.P.
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.
    YOU ALREADY REPLIED ONCE!

    WAY TO FUCK UP YOUR OWN RULES, FUCKING SPECIAL ED, TEACHER FUCKER!

    I think he meant immediately following your post.

    Wait, maybe he didn't.

    Oh shit, is this my one post?!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    LSD douches.

    Callius on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    LSD douches.

    Macidgil.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    LSD douches.

    She's orange juice don't spill her.

    Weaver on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    She's orange juice don't spill her.
    I have a friend.

    Her mom is a catholic.

    She found god after drinking an entire glass of orange juice spiked with LSD. The juice was labeled "LSD, do not drink" but she did, because she's a bit spacey.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    She's orange juice don't spill her.
    I have a friend.

    Her mom is a catholic.

    She found god after drinking an entire glass of orange juice spiked with LSD. The juice was labeled "LSD, do not drink" but she did, because she's a bit spacey.


    See this.

    This.

    It's as if our minds are intertwined, our souls cleaved in two in some long forgotten travesty of the netherworld!

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.
    YOU ALREADY REPLIED ONCE!

    WAY TO FUCK UP YOUR OWN RULES, FUCKING SPECIAL ED, TEACHER FUCKER!


    the rule was you couldn't reply to your own sentence! that was his sentence!

    Grath on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    the rule was you couldn't reply to your own sentence! that was his sentence!
    That's not how it was worded.

    Callius on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucked your mom's asshole while I dumped a gallon of LSD up her twat.

    I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucked your mom's asshole while I dumped a gallon of LSD up her twat.

    I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

    I'm thinking reverse tubgirl with acid.

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    MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    penis

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucked your mom's asshole while I dumped a gallon of LSD up her twat.

    I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

    I'm thinking reverse tubgirl with acid.

    It was just that he came out of nowhere like a fucking ninja. It was a well played move.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that aint no sentance

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Here a pretty baby lies

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    MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Here a pretty baby lies

    with my penis in its mouth.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    unending lengths of umbilical cord being pulled out of a womans cunt. Sort of like a clown, but with more aborted fetuses.

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    RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    this is depressing

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    RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Here a pretty baby lies

    with my penis in its mouth.

    How did it get there?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Here a pretty baby lies

    with my penis in its mouth.

    Pray be silent, and not stir

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    Rankenphile on
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    MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Here a pretty baby lies

    with my penis in its mouth.

    Pray be silent, and not stir

    Else it choke and/or really make me sad as it teeths.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    holy shit cal, how much pcp have you done today

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    holy shit cal, how much pcp have you done today

    "Enough."

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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Callius on
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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

    Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

    HAULIN ASS, GITTIN PAID, SON

    I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My sentence was better, rank.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Which one line story am I supposed to continue from?

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