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GrathI'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPAregular
She found god after drinking an entire glass of orange juice spiked with LSD. The juice was labeled "LSD, do not drink" but she did, because she's a bit spacey.
She found god after drinking an entire glass of orange juice spiked with LSD. The juice was labeled "LSD, do not drink" but she did, because she's a bit spacey.
See this.
This.
It's as if our minds are intertwined, our souls cleaved in two in some long forgotten travesty of the netherworld!
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GrathI'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
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Twins, seprated before birth,
Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'
His name is Grath.
Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.
WAY TO FUCK UP YOUR OWN RULES, FUCKING SPECIAL ED, TEACHER FUCKER!
But now karma's gonna do bad things to me, so how can i make it up to ya?
STEAM!
specifically in the genitals
R.I.P.
I think he meant immediately following your post.
Wait, maybe he didn't.
Oh shit, is this my one post?!
Macidgil.
She's orange juice don't spill her.
Her mom is a catholic.
She found god after drinking an entire glass of orange juice spiked with LSD. The juice was labeled "LSD, do not drink" but she did, because she's a bit spacey.
See this.
This.
It's as if our minds are intertwined, our souls cleaved in two in some long forgotten travesty of the netherworld!
the rule was you couldn't reply to your own sentence! that was his sentence!
I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.
I'm thinking reverse tubgirl with acid.
penis
It was just that he came out of nowhere like a fucking ninja. It was a well played move.
with my penis in its mouth.
How did it get there?
Pray be silent, and not stir
inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.
Else it choke and/or really make me sad as it teeths.
"Enough."
The night was cold the pants were warm
Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.
Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.
HAULIN ASS, GITTIN PAID, SON
I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH