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What should I get from the mall food court?

jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
edited March 2018 in Social Entropy++
I'm at the mall and grabbing something from the food court to take home for dinner. This list isn't all-inclusive but it's the one's I'm considering.

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What should I get from the mall food court? 90 votes

Panda Express
13%
WhippyBeef AvengerBahamutZEROClint EastwoodDaMoonRulzPeasJimothyDaebunzI ZimbramosssnackPsykomaMadican 12 votes
Ono Hawaiian BBQ
15%
Dex DynamoSlacker71chromdomNeoTomaReynoldsrhylithRadiusKetarLost SalientSLyMmasterofmetroidbalerbower-TalDontShootToasters 14 votes
Five Guys
23%
MachwingAshcroftMulysaSemproniusNo Great NameLindsay LohanbowenStericaGreenOlivawUrielMechMantisCentipede DamascusUbikHadesani_game_bumJohnny ChopsockyTheStigronyaEnlongcB557 21 votes
Bibigo
2%
YaYaQuantumTurk 2 votes
Sbarro
15%
#pipeComahawkKevin CristDJ Eebsph blakeworksintheoryMaddocPinfeldorfRorshach KringleFawstSir PlatypusDavid WalgasSorceKaplar 14 votes
Massi's Mediterranean Grill
10%
ceresDarkPrimusRhesus PositivePeewiPeen3cl1ps3PlatyBugBoyGvzbgul 9 votes
Larlar
20%
DarmakMunkus BeaverASimPersonKadithtynicRear Admiral ChocoDouglasDangerCarson VendettaLabelBlake TGoose!ElaroDonovan PuppyfuckerTynnan101RadiationTefWiseManTobes 18 votes

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Five Guys
    My mall's food court is dead. Literally there's nothing left there that is in business.

  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    Get some Loco Moco

    Hail Satan!
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Panda Express
    Mall food courts are made for either Chinese or Japanese food

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    Get some Loco Moco

    I'm currently leaning towards Ono but for their Island Fire chicken. It's genuinely spicy and they always make it fresh to order unlike their other offerings.

  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Sbarro
    I’d vote for The Great Steak and Potato Co. but that wasn’t an option.

    ...apparently they only exist in Virginia now? Huh.

    Oh my god, there isn’t even a TCBY in MA anymore?! Wow.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    Sbarro's got good Italian food.

    When I find myself at my local mall I usually just get Chipotle steak tacos with drink, then hit the Dairy Queen Kiosk for a Peanut Buster Parfait.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Panda Express
    Panda Express. Gotta get that orange chicken.

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Panda Express
    I worked across the street from a panda express for a few years and went there for lunch more than a couple times every week

    Get shit sauce slathered

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    Get some kinda shitty baked ziti

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    Our local mall food court when I was a teenager had the last Arby's in our region to hold onto the 5 for $5 special

    We ate so much Arby's, we made so many mistakes

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Bibigo
    Never seen a bibigo, but google image makes that shit look good.

  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    People voting for Sbarro then acting like there’s another option aside from their covered pizza...

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Larlar is currently as popular as a Hawaiian pizza.

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    Satans..... hints.....
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Massi's Mediterranean Grill
    Put larlar in your mouth hole.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    You get yourself Five Guys in the upstairs bathrooms, then you eat some Hawaiian barbecue in the food court.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Larlar
    The cheapest greasiest chinese food they have.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I mean, if you can get a larlar that cheap and easy, you don't pass it up.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Five Guys
    spend three thousand dollars on olive garden wine

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    spend three thousand dollars on olive garden wine

    There is an Olive Garden in this mall don't tempt me.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Five Guys
    I've never had Ono Hawaiian BBQ, someone tell me about it

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    Fawst wrote: »
    People voting for Sbarro then acting like there’s another option aside from their covered pizza...

    No option for Chipotle in the poll, so..

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I've never had Ono Hawaiian BBQ, someone tell me about it

    It's fast Hawaiian BBQ-style food. They cook all the food on premises but then transfer a lot of it into warming trays, so it's always dependent on how busy your location is as to whether the food is super fresh or not (the mall one is super busy). A standard meal is your protien choice on a bed of cabbage and broccoli, with white rice and macaroni salad on the side. They serve stuff like BBQ chicken, spare ribs, kalua pork, chicken katsu. They also have stuff like Spam musubi and haupia too.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I ended up going with Ono. Here's an approximation of what I got:

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    What are you doing in the mall now

    Is there an Auntie Anne's you can hit for dessert

    Podcasts: Party Of One | All My Fantasy Children | Talkin' Nog
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    Anyone who didn't vote for Hawiian BBQ is a sucka

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    sbarro was integral to my mallrat days so i could not vote against it

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  • RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    I feel like diarrhea should be a listed option

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Massi's Mediterranean Grill
    RandomEncounter wrote: »
    I feel like diarrhea should be a listed option

    As far as I can tell it's the only listed option just spelled a bunch of different ways

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sbarro
    Fawst wrote: »
    People voting for Sbarro then acting like there’s another option aside from their covered pizza...

    fuckin yeah pepperoni strombolis man

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  • DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    Panda Express
    ive never seen a mall food court with a five guys

    all the malls in my area suck and are pretty much on life support at this point

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Sbarro
    I feel like I voted too late to have an impact.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    What are you doing in the mall now

    Is there an Auntie Anne's you can hit for dessert

    shoulda been an auntie anne's pretzel and a lemonade

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    What are you doing in the mall now

    Is there an Auntie Anne's you can hit for dessert

    shoulda been an auntie anne's pretzel and a lemonade

    with some cheese sauce for dipping

    Podcasts: Party Of One | All My Fantasy Children | Talkin' Nog
  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    Sbarro
    RandomEncounter wrote: »
    I feel like diarrhea should be a listed option

    That is why I voted Sbarro

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Five Guys
    Even if everything else in a mall is gone, there will still be a pretzel shop. One could perhaps say that a pretzel shop is the mall, and everything else is window-dressing.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    Which is good because I love pretzels

    Podcasts: Party Of One | All My Fantasy Children | Talkin' Nog
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