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I hear Defender and Sheri had a fling at PAX 03

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I've recently started dating again - it's been like two years since I've actually been with someone, and man, I'm out of it.

If you're 23 and she's 26, is it even possible to be going steady?

Where do people go on dates nowadays? It's kind of awkward to hang out at home, since we've both moved back to our respective houses from school. I don't think she's ready to meet my dad, and she's yet to invite me over to her place, possibly for the same reason.

We've been out like three times now, and seem to be taking things fairly slowly. Should I stick it in her pooper?


ITT we talk about our girlfriends/wives/boyfriends/husbands.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Park/walk/stuff outdoors.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Mouth/vagina/in the butt.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys I'm going out with Framling.

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    put on Led Zeppelin 4

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why yes, you should certainly stick it in her pooper.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i don't have a internet girlfriend

    my irl girlfriend has a big butt

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i have no idea what people do these days either Rolo hi5

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tell her you want to name your first son Ace

    then tell her you were kidding, you want to name all of your children Ace

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
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    As your attorney I advise you to feed her this hit of sunshine blotter and sodomize her until her toes fall off.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2007
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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shinobi wrote: »
    put on Led Zeppelin 4

    side 2

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    guys I'm going out with Framling.

    Is your uh, is your husband interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked her knowlingly?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I find many fellow forumers "dreamy."

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    I find many fellow forumers "dreamy."

    *swoon*

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i find many people attractive!

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    In my experience girls like it when you talk about WoW, what level you are, issues facing your class, upcoming patches, whatever

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ha... pooper.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ladies also love talking about the finer points of open-source web browsers

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shinobi wrote: »
    In my experience girls like it when you talk about WoW, what level you are, issues facing your class, upcoming patches, whatever

    for real ask her if she thinks hunter pets need to be nerfed yet

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    i have no idea what people do these days either Rolo hi5

    Yeah dude - everything I can think of are leftovers from highschool:

    A romantic night of bowling.

    An intimate night of Spider Man 3.

    Laser Tag and Mini-Golf... for two.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Take her to the dragstrip.

    bonus points if you race

    automatic win if you race with her car

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    square dancing

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    musanman wrote: »
    Shinobi wrote: »
    In my experience girls like it when you talk about WoW, what level you are, issues facing your class, upcoming patches, whatever

    for real ask her if she thinks hunter pets need to be nerfed yet

    tell her beast mastery = noobspec

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You sig offers better advice.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    i have no idea what people do these days either Rolo hi5

    Yeah dude - everything I can think of are leftovers from highschool:

    A romantic night of bowling.

    An intimate night of Spider Man 3.

    Laser Tag and Mini-Golf... for two.

    I didn't even date in high school!

    I've had like, one real relationship and that only lasted about two months.

    The rest have been internet girls who later drop me for other internet guys.

    Although I did meet a pretty cute girl at our party last weekend.

    We'll see how that goes.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    take her to a shady motel

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    nudge nudge

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in all honestly quit being an awkward ass and just be cool take her wherever

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    eat out her asshole

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, pretty much if you just have a good time and set the mood for "hey this is fun" no matter what you do will be alright.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My girl friend is pretty awesome. Other than the fact that she lives in Spokane

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    eat out her asshole

    I have a friend who swears by this. He will eat out asshole for days so long as he knows the favor will be returned.

    point is I think he's onto something

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh and i also got a not-quiet-a-booty-call from this girl who's boyfriend was cheating on her.

    itt Smart Hero talks about his screwed up relationships with the opposite sex

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    nah, I get along with dudes

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    what do you guys prefer, t or a?

    i like the a personally

    though i don't mind some t to go along with it

    but the a is requisite

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the passion-tea lemonade from starbucks is wonderful
    Hmmm. I might go down stairs and get one later, it sounds good.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    take a dump on her chest and if she's cool with that her face

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    just not sexually.

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