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Mr. G
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Clickhole now has comment sections, and a strict set of rules to go along with that
I think a trial run of those rules here might be in order, some of them are pretty good ideas for community moderation
It's 4:29 right now so I get to do this
and nobody can do anything about it
I think a trial run of those rules here might be in order, some of them are pretty good ideas for community moderation
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It's 4:29 right now so I get to do this
and nobody can do anything about it
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check out this handsome motherfucker
Edit:motherfuck
Edit edit: not directed at Mr Denzel Washington or his family
"Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
mods
@Mr. G Fencingsax didn't include an asterisk
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
this isn't even an outfit that works with a belt
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Well I should hope not.
thought i was gonna go the nomura route, didn't ya
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
I was only gone for like 20 minutes
Look at that fashionable yet professional bug
I wonder what their job is
Your comment has been deleted for not including a statement about not inflamming Denzel Washington.
*This comment and my quote of the comment above are not meant to apply to Denzel Washington or his family
PSN- AHermano
Whoa!
This comment in no way is directed to Denzel Washington or his fantastic family.
WHAT THE FUCK
*looks at thread title*
oh
proceed
War and battle was his favorite sport
The battle of waterloo was his end
He considered Bill and Ted to be friends
When bowling with kids he would always cheat
His ego couldn't handle being beat
He was played by Terri Camilerri
Looks like he had no problems with dairy
A giant ice cream, he did eat it all
Such a dick the kids ditched him at the mall
St Helena's the place where he would die
Exiled and alone at night he would cry
Hope for a phone booth to take him away
He kept this wish until his final day
Yeah, that's my Achilles heel right there. I start thinking about my kids... And fuck, now I'm sad.
Until very recently it wouldn't have been an issue but, well, I've been bombarding my body with hormones for weeks and I did not expect a fuckin' Onion article of all things to be one of the first indications they're actually working.
"Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic