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in this thread we obey the laws of Clickhole -HOG SAFE-

Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
Clickhole now has comment sections, and a strict set of rules to go along with that

I think a trial run of those rules here might be in order, some of them are pretty good ideas for community moderation
ClickHole Commenting Laws

Any pictures posted of bugs must be wearing a tie. Any bugs posted to the comments without a respectable necktie on will be grounds for a lifetime ban from ClickHole.

Do not do division in the ClickHole comments section. If you absolutely have to, multiply the number by a fraction.

Children 13 and under must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian in the ClickHole comments section. In the event that a parent or legal guardian is unavailable, children 13 and under will be accompanied by the ClickHole Chaperone, who will strictly monitor their behavior during their time in the comments.

Mark Ruffalo has the right of way at all times in the ClickHole comments section. Please yield for Mark Ruffalo’s comments.

You must wait 40 minutes to spank your son or daughter after leaving a comment on any ClickHole article.

All sonnets in honor of Napoleon Bonaparte must be kept IN METER.

Shirts optional. Belts MANDATORY—no exceptions.

Any pictures of cars left in comments after 5 p.m. will be towed to Jalopnik’s comments section, where they will be returned to you upon paying a fine of $400.

As a common courtesy to ClickHole and other users, please comment “goodnight” before logging off.

Any inflammatory comments must have an asterisk below clarifying that they are not directed toward Denzel Washington or his family.

If one commenter posts a picture of Greedo from Star Wars, the ONLY acceptable reply to that comment is “That’s Greedo.” All other replies will be deleted.

Anyone who informs and/or snitches on their fellow commenters for breaking the rules and brings their infractions to the attention of posting administrators will be handsomely rewarded.

Commenters ARE PERMITTED to post pictures of pigs/hogs in the comments, but ONLY under articles that are tagged as “HOG SAFE.” Unauthorized pig/hog pictures posted in comments sections of articles NOT tagged “HOG SAFE” will be deleted, and the poster will be punished.

If your comment has been blessed by a shaman, for god’s sake make that clear in your comment. How else are we supposed to know that your comment has been blessed by a shaman unless you tell us? If a shaman has pointed at your comment with a stick and done a blessing on it, you should be fucking saying that right off the bat. Jesus Christ, we shouldn’t even have to explain this.

Commenting is strictly forbidden in the Commenting Pagoda : Please respect the other commenters who have come to the Commenting Pagoda to reflect and meditate by refraining from commenting during your visit. Violators will be severely punished by the Commenting Pagoda Patrol (CPP).

ClickHole reserves the right to drastically change these commenting laws specifically in order to retroactively punish people for violating laws that previously did not exist.

It's 4:29 right now so I get to do this

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and nobody can do anything about it

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    this post has been blessed by a shaman

    milski
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
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    check out this handsome motherfucker

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    That's Greedo

    Edit:motherfuck

    Edit edit: not directed at Mr Denzel Washington or his family

    Fencingsax on
    milski
  • UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
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    "Ride or Die?" asked Goku

    "Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
    Tofystedeth
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    That's Greedo

    Edit:shit

    mods

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    That's Greedo

    Edit:motherfuck

    Edit edit: not directed at Mr Denzel Washington or his family

    @Mr. G Fencingsax didn't include an asterisk

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I put a belt on to post this

    this isn't even an outfit that works with a belt

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
    StiltsOmnipotentBagelmasterofmetroidmilskiOlivawYaYaRomanian My EscutcheonThe Escape GoatBucketmanTheySlashThemTofystedethDrez
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm actually not lying

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
    StiltsOmnipotentBagelmasterofmetroidRainfallreplacewythyJayKaosZilla360milskiSnicketysnickgodmodeHermanoagoajOlivawYaYaMr FuzzbuttDonovan PuppyfuckerRomanian My EscutcheonThe Escape GoatBucketmansponoTofystedethDrez
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    I didn't actually see the Greedo pic before I posted that

    Fencingsax on
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I'm actually not lying

    Well I should hope not.

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    replacewythy
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Shirts optional. Belts MANDATORY—no exceptions.
    latest?cb=20171022011058

    thought i was gonna go the nomura route, didn't ya

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
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    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Ya'll see my car comment I left here earlier?

    I was only gone for like 20 minutes

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    What is a clickhole

    Bedlam
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The Onion's take on Buzzfeed

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Is it considered an inflammatory comment if we just scream out "DENZEL WASHINGTON!" and it's a reference to that one Youtube video where two puppets come to life and learn how to say fuck and only fuck?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Frankly that question is toeing the line of flammability.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    Look at that fashionable yet professional bug

    I wonder what their job is

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    He probably does whatever Solar's job is, but at a different bank

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn

    Your comment has been deleted for not including a statement about not inflamming Denzel Washington.

    *This comment and my quote of the comment above are not meant to apply to Denzel Washington or his family

    I ate an engineer
  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    goodnight


    PSN- AHermano
    The Escape Goat
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I just checked out the comment thread on Clickhole and boy, whoever's running the Clickhole account must have a lot of time on their hands.

    miscellaneousinsanityFencingsax
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Denzel Washington is great, but his family can go to heck

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Denzel Washington is great, but his family can go to heck

    Whoa!

    This comment in no way is directed to Denzel Washington or his fantastic family.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
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    WHAT THE FUCK

    *looks at thread title*

    oh

    proceed

    replacewythyRhesus Positive
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Napoleon wasn't really that short
    War and battle was his favorite sport
    The battle of waterloo was his end
    He considered Bill and Ted to be friends
    When bowling with kids he would always cheat
    His ego couldn't handle being beat
    He was played by Terri Camilerri
    Looks like he had no problems with dairy
    A giant ice cream, he did eat it all
    Such a dick the kids ditched him at the mall
    St Helena's the place where he would die
    Exiled and alone at night he would cry
    Hope for a phone booth to take him away
    He kept this wish until his final day

    ElarogodmodeSporkAndrewPresident Evil
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I can't fucking believe I took the time to write that.

    HermanoYaYaThe Escape GoatgodmodeFencingsaxDouglasDanger
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    hog safe:
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    goodnight

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    YaYaBlankZoetynic
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Hello, this is Mark Ruffalo. Everyone get the heck outta my way!

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    sponoHermano
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Oh god nope I can't read that.

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    Raijin QuickfootBhow
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh god nope I can't read that.

    Yeah, that's my Achilles heel right there. I start thinking about my kids... And fuck, now I'm sad.

    SporkAndrew
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Oh god nope I can't read that.

    Yeah, that's my Achilles heel right there. I start thinking about my kids... And fuck, now I'm sad.

    Until very recently it wouldn't have been an issue but, well, I've been bombarding my body with hormones for weeks and I did not expect a fuckin' Onion article of all things to be one of the first indications they're actually working.

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  • UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
    latest?cb=20160914024029

    "Ride or Die?" asked Goku

    "Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    That’s Greedo

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