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LOUIS LE PRINCE INVENTED [movie thread] SO EDISON HAD HIM KILLED

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This handsome man, Louis Le Prince, invented the motion picture years before Edison or those Lumière phonies.

In 1888 he made the first two movies ever.

https://youtu.be/2e4xmpO8kDw

https://youtu.be/wTlXaqG4VyE

Absolute masterpieces.

All that was left to secure his name in the history books was to travel to New York where he would demonstrate his invention and file a patent. He boarded a train to begin his journey. He never got off the train. No trace of him was ever found.

More than a century later nobody knows what happened to him, except everyone totally knows what happened to him. Edison had him killed. He knew that if Le Prince ever made it to New York, the race to invent the movies would be lost.

LOOK IT UP, SHEEPLE

This thread is for discussing how Edison is a huge pile of shit. Or just talking about some movies you saw.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I feel like we are still, in many ways, paying homage to Le Prince, even today:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisBaTkQAEs

    (It's basically the same thing as Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge)

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    Hey

    I really like Sunshine

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm watching The Gracefield Incident and this is probably going to suck but I like found footage.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Holy shit you weren't kidding about Le Prince

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So yeah, this movie sucks

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    "...and then they disappeared without a trace" seems like a pretty common ending in history

    it happened to one of Seattle's mayors, while he was in office

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Shorty wrote: »
    "...and then they disappeared without a trace" seems like a pretty common ending in history

    it happened to one of Seattle's mayors, while he was in office

    ...go on

    Grey Ghost on
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    elevator pitch time:

    Thomas Edison is the powerful head of a league of assassins and spies that he unleashes on any inventor or innovator clever enough to be perceived as a threat to his dominance. Many have fallen to his hit squad throughout the years, until a rag-tag group of heroes rise up to topple the Kingpin of Innovation following a near miss assassination of Nikola Tesla. The group is led by Walt Whitman who brings Tesla into the fold, and it gradually recruits an alliance of artists, poets, and scientists, including Allen Ginsberg, William Carlos Williams, Lewis Latimer (who is the "inside man" in Edison's cabal), and the Wizard of Schenectady himself, Charles Proteus Steinmetz (played by Peter Dinklage, naturally).

    AC/DC
    Directed by Guy Ritchie

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Isn't that just an Assassin's Creed movie?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Sort of but I assume Ubisoft wouldn't write it so maybe it wouldn't be fucking woeful

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Isn't that just an Assassin's Creed movie?

    But not bad

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    "...and then they disappeared without a trace" seems like a pretty common ending in history

    it happened to one of Seattle's mayors, while he was in office

    ...go on

    I mean, the whole crux of someone disappearing without a trace is you kind of can't

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    "...and then they disappeared without a trace" seems like a pretty common ending in history

    it happened to one of Seattle's mayors, while he was in office

    ...go on

    Thomas Minor, for whom Minor Ave is named, mayor from 1887-8

    he went on a canoe trip with a friend and never came back

    it's assumed they drowned but nobody knows for sure

    also: he was a half-brother to William Minor, who was one of the most prolific contributors to the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and also quite insane (there's a book about him and the dictionary called The Professor and the Madman, I strongly recommend it)

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    "...and then they disappeared without a trace" seems like a pretty common ending in history

    it happened to one of Seattle's mayors, while he was in office

    ...go on

    Thomas Minor, for whom Minor Ave is named, mayor from 1887-8

    he went on a canoe trip with a friend and never came back

    it's assumed they drowned but nobody knows for sure

    also: he was a half-brother to William Minor, who was one of the most prolific contributors to the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and also quite insane (there's a book about him and the dictionary called The Professor and the Madman, I strongly recommend it)

    It has Sean Penn and Mel Gibson...…

  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Ambrose Bierce, author of An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, is my favorite disappeared without a trace story, mostly because it feels like it was written by Ambrose Bierce.

    ph blake on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2018
    ...I'm so torn.

    edit: just got to the last scene. Nope, no longer torn. I'm out.

    tynic on
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »

    When this movie was announced I was very enthusiastic about it.

    Not anymore.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah that
    that kind of went in the worst possible direction for that premise.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    HA HA GET IT BECAUSE THE PUPPET SPRAYED SEMEN EVERYWHERE, SO IT'S FUNNY

    LAUGH ASSHOLES

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Lethal Weapon but half the cast is puppets would have been so much better

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    So it's kinda like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but really bad and cringey

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I'm watching Hell House, LLC

    Because I hate myself apparently

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Now I'm watching Hell House, LLC

    Because I hate myself apparently

    I think i remember that one being..ok? Yeah i remember it now. It's not bad.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I was super super excited for that movie but Puppet Sex Jokes isn't what I wanted!

    Maybe that's just the trailer and the actual movie shapes up better

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    The "almost makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck" line was super good, but man, that last scene took the whole thing way into cringe-town.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    HA HA GET IT BECAUSE THE PUPPET SPRAYED SEMEN EVERYWHERE, SO IT'S FUNNY

    LAUGH ASSHOLES

    The entire audience laughed super hard at that scene when it was on in front of the Deadpool 2 show I went to last night.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yes, I'm sure they did

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I'm watching Hell House, LLC

    Because I hate myself apparently

    I think i remember that one being..ok? Yeah i remember it now. It's not bad.

    So far it's just boring.

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Now I'm watching Hell House, LLC

    Because I hate myself apparently

    I think i remember that one being..ok? Yeah i remember it now. It's not bad.

    So far it's just boring.

    That was it's sin, yeah.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I'm watching Hell House, LLC

    Because I hate myself apparently

    I think i remember that one being..ok? Yeah i remember it now. It's not bad.

    So far it's just boring.

    That was it's sin, yeah.

    I think it might start picking up a little now. Maybe the second half will be better.

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Brian Henson is the director of that puppets movie!? Jesus Christ. I just can't get my head around the Henson Company pushing something like that out.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    HA HA GET IT BECAUSE THE PUPPET SPRAYED SEMEN EVERYWHERE, SO IT'S FUNNY

    LAUGH ASSHOLES

    The entire audience laughed super hard at that scene when it was on in front of the Deadpool 2 show I went to last night.

    This causes me unimaginable sadness.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    you know, just thinking to myself, it is funny to suggest that when a muppet comes, it's silly string

    but actually seeing it is....a bit much

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I think that trailer shot its load.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I think that trailer shot its load.

    https://youtu.be/SHoNWwhzh3M

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Second half of Hell House, LLC was pretty good.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I do not like thinking of the muppets as sexual beings in any context.

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    that puppet movie looks like fucking garbage

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