poop [chat]

Bowen

Thanks Geth,

I'm gonna go poop so it might be a while and I thought I'd leave y'all with that image.

You're welcome.

Don't @ me.

Brody

@bowen how is your poop going?

Preacher

@bowen So are we talking like greasy buffalo wings poop, or is this more of a "I hate fiber all day and I just know I'm going to be waiting for the final pinch"?

Elki

@OnTheLastCastle I haven’t touched it yet, but I did install Tera this morning., if you want to get your boys on it and we could all start at level 0.

Elki

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

OnTheLastCastle

Elki wrote: »

@OnTheLastCastle I haven’t touched it yet, but I did install Tera this morning., if you want to get your boys on it and we could all start at level 0.

ehhhhhhh, we have too many games now. I don't think we can buy in on an MMO but I'll ask. I have dreams of beating Vampyr, Prey: Mooncrash and buying Nier again.

zepherin

Are we just throwing @s around like it’s a bat signal parade. @Preacher

Bowen

Unfortunately it was just a lot of farting but there is a fiber poop a brewin.

Preacher

bowen wrote: »

Unfortunately it was just a lot of farting but there is a fiber poop a brewin.

Here you sit broken hearted

Hakkekage

Elki wrote: »

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

Yeah what the fuck you cant just make a chat based off my poop thing

The whole poop thing is like my brand

I’m suing you for trademark violation

zepherin

You know what nobody has asked me any pointed questions. I’m just going to document and go home.

Preacher

zepherin wrote: »

Are we just throwing @s around like it’s a bat signal parade. Preacher

I never understood the desire to smoke until I saw my first no smoking sign, stay off the grass, lets play soccer.

Chanus

i'm feeling very simpsons did it about this [chat] considering i did a poop [chat] over a year ago and it had a poll and everything

Preacher

Chanus wrote: »

i'm feeling very simpsons did it about this [chat] considering i did a poop [chat] over a year ago and it had a poll and everything

Much like the simpsons people remember you fondly for your earlier works but now see your current output is more of a retread.

Bowen

Hakkekage wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

Yeah what the fuck you cant just make a chat based off my poop thing

The whole poop thing is like my brand

I’m suing you for trademark violation

I think you meant to sue Bowen Corp.

Brody

i'm feeling very simpsons did it about this chanus complaint considering chanus complained about someone stealing their [chat] topic over a year ago everything

Shivahn

@RiemannLives does that actually preclude teleportation? It seems like the universe is fundamentally fuzzy, so I guess I don't see why you'd need to copy perfect quantum states to teleport, since there isn't really a perfect quantum state

Also does anyone still play pokemon go, Querry and I need friends to shower with our excess gifts

Hakkekage

bowen wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

Yeah what the fuck you cant just make a chat based off my poop thing

The whole poop thing is like my brand

I’m suing you for trademark violation

I think you meant to sue Bowen Corp.

Whichever one of your entities is the one with money is the one im suing

Donkey Kong

I’ve never had a problem with an apartment being mad that I didn’t clean it sufficiently on departure. One place said I needed the carpet professionally cleaned so I rented one of those carpet cleaning machines from the grocery store and went to town and that seemed to do the trick.

They asked who I hired to do it (presumably to keep them on file in the future because it came out great and they were a new landlord). When I said I did it myself they were like, “damn with those grocery store machines? I’m gonna do my house this weekend now.”

Bowen

Hakkekage wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

Yeah what the fuck you cant just make a chat based off my poop thing

The whole poop thing is like my brand

I’m suing you for trademark violation

I think you meant to sue Bowen Corp.

Whichever one of your entities is the one with money is the one im suing

oh then neither of us

Atomika

Y’alls is prisoners of yer own poops

Brody

Atomika wrote: »

Y’alls is prisoners of yer own poops

Nu'uh, I gave up building containment structures out of my own feces.

Hakkekage

bowen wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

I thought Hakk was the backup chat option.

Yeah what the fuck you cant just make a chat based off my poop thing

The whole poop thing is like my brand

I’m suing you for trademark violation

I think you meant to sue Bowen Corp.

Whichever one of your entities is the one with money is the one im suing

oh then neither of us

Then I’ll settle for suing the one that poops

*files for a preliminary injunction against further Bowen poops*

Elendil

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kedinik

Hakkes you cannot hold the flesh-and-blood Bowen "person" accountable for the corporate Bowen actions

Especially not in a court that sits under the gold-fringed flag which denotes admiralty or martial law

Bowen

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I’ve never had a problem with an apartment being mad that I didn’t clean it sufficiently on departure. One place said I needed the carpet professionally cleaned so I rented one of those carpet cleaning machines from the grocery store and went to town and that seemed to do the trick.

They asked who I hired to do it (presumably to keep them on file in the future) and when I said I did it they were like, “damn with those grocery store machines? I’m gonna do my house this weekend now.”

Around here it's usually one of two things going on:

They don't really care as long as it's clean
or
They were going to charge you anyways and pretend like you didn't have it professionally cleaned (hint: they won't actually have it cleaned still)

3 of the 5 times I've moved they've been okay, the first apartment tried to get me to pay anyways but I fought him on it and he backed down when I threatened small claims over my $600 security deposit, and the other time I walked away because ex's cat was dying and they were better off just ripping it all out anyways (it was only a $200 deposit anyways because it was section 8 housing and they need normal renters). So I just clean it normally and fight them on it mostly.

Atomika

If there isn’t a sea cow conservation effort called “Habitat for Huge Manatees,” imma be real disappointed

Mojo_Jojo

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I’ve never had a problem with an apartment being mad that I didn’t clean it sufficiently on departure. One place said I needed the carpet professionally cleaned so I rented one of those carpet cleaning machines from the grocery store and went to town and that seemed to do the trick.

They asked who I hired to do it (presumably to keep them on file in the future because it came out great and they were a new landlord). When I said I did it myself they were like, “damn with those grocery store machines? I’m gonna do my house this weekend now.”

Normally they just want you to not produce an invoice so they can deduct it from the deposit. There are no shits given about quality of the job or whether it even happened

Hakkekage

kedinik wrote: »

Hakkes you cannot hold the flesh-and-blood Bowen "person" accountable for the corporate Bowen actions

Especially not in a court that sits under the gold-fringed flag which denotes admiralty or martial law

Foiled again by

Uh

*checks outline*

White nonsense

Abdy

last chat's discussion made me think, maybe there's a niche in the american market for an intentionally shitty cleaning service

like "hate your landlord? we will provide a professional cleaning at the absolute minimum your contract demands! Contract law consultation free of charge"

Preacher

Abdhyius wrote: »

last chat's discussion made me think, maybe there's a niche in the american market for an intentionally shitty cleaning service

like "hate your landlord? we will provide a professional cleaning at the absolute minimum your contract demands! Contract law consultation free of charge"

You act like most cleaning services already aren't that...

Abdy

"For ten bucks Bob will run a mop along whatever surfaces he feels like, usually few, he will chain-smoke the entire time, and we will provide a receipt that a professional cleaning has been done."

surfpossum

Shivahn wrote: »

RiemannLives does that actually preclude teleportation? It seems like the universe is fundamentally fuzzy, so I guess I don't see why you'd need to copy perfect quantum states to teleport, since there isn't really a perfect quantum state

Also does anyone still play pokemon go, Querry and I need friends to shower with our excess gifts

It me. I started playing again after the announcement of that Pokeball thing.

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Donkey Kong

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I’ve never had a problem with an apartment being mad that I didn’t clean it sufficiently on departure. One place said I needed the carpet professionally cleaned so I rented one of those carpet cleaning machines from the grocery store and went to town and that seemed to do the trick.

They asked who I hired to do it (presumably to keep them on file in the future because it came out great and they were a new landlord). When I said I did it myself they were like, “damn with those grocery store machines? I’m gonna do my house this weekend now.”

Normally they just want you to not produce an invoice so they can deduct it from the deposit. There are no shits given about quality of the job or whether it even happened

I kept the rental forms and receipts just in case but this guy didn’t care because the carpet was visibly clean and the apartment smelled like power washing carpet detergent.

Somehow I have dodged most criminal landlords I guess.

Donkey Kong

Oh except for homophobic old guy! That shit was probably illegal.

Atomika

Busy work day. I wanna go home and snooze. I haven’t had much sleep that wasn’t on a bus or plane in the last week.

Chu

I think my apartment will be cleaner than the avg upon moveout. I’m like, in the bedroom window framing with goggles and bleach and a scrubber

Bowen

I actually have a carpet deep shampooer anyways, it was like a $250 machine and it is amazing.

Still not quite as good as those rug doctors but as long as there isn't literal piss and shit in your carpet it'll produce good enough results.

Preacher

Organichu wrote: »

I think my apartment will be cleaner than the avg upon moveout. I’m like, in the bedroom window framing with goggles and bleach and a scrubber

Chu whatever gets your rocks off.

BronzeKoopa

Forget thumbnails why can't youtube do the pornhub thing of hovering your mouse over a video and it plays the first few seconds.

Taramoor

Harlan Ellison died today.