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[NBA] Thread: Dame Ascending to Final Form

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Breaking news: Lakers also trade for Kevin Love, JR Smith, Tristan Thomspon, and Deron Williams. Sorry Shump.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    now just waiting on Kyrie and KD to sign with the Lakers

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ. The Twilight of LeBron's career is going to suck balls and he'll have no one to blame but himself. He's a fucking plutocrat now

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Sixers are ridiculously garbage. It’s hilarious that anyone thought this team would make any noise in the playoffs.

    Can’t wait until we max a 30 year old jimmy butler and a Tobias Harris that looks like he got his talent taken as a promotion for space jam 2.

    Blow this team up.

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    burboburbo Registered User regular
    Hahahaha

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Luke Walton is probably going to the Kings to coach there...

    Because he showed so much talent in developing young players in LA...

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Sixers are ridiculously garbage. It’s hilarious that anyone thought this team would make any noise in the playoffs.

    Can’t wait until we max a 30 year old jimmy butler and a Tobias Harris that looks like he got his talent taken as a promotion for space jam 2.

    Blow this team up.

    Hello. The second half has started and I'm curious if you've changed your mind.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Sixers are ridiculously garbage. It’s hilarious that anyone thought this team would make any noise in the playoffs.

    Can’t wait until we max a 30 year old jimmy butler and a Tobias Harris that looks like he got his talent taken as a promotion for space jam 2.

    Blow this team up.

    Hello. The second half has started and I'm curious if you've changed your mind.

    no.

    i've watched enough sixers games to know better

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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Why is there a dismembered snake on Philly's logo?

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    Why is there a dismembered snake on Philly's logo?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Join,_or_Die

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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Today I learned..

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Looks like they chose die

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Jimmy Buckets is +6, everyone else is like....-22. Rough first game. I'm sure the postgame press conference is going to be amazing.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Magell wrote: »
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Sixers are ridiculously garbage. It’s hilarious that anyone thought this team would make any noise in the playoffs.

    Can’t wait until we max a 30 year old jimmy butler and a Tobias Harris that looks like he got his talent taken as a promotion for space jam 2.

    Blow this team up.

    Hello. The second half has started and I'm curious if you've changed your mind.

    tada, lose by double digits to a 6 seed in your own building.

    sixers have been absolute garbage the last month of the season, and it ain't getting any better in the playoffs where simmons and redick vanish off the earth.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I would bench Ben Simmons

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Here's your news cycle for the next 24 hours. Sixers players getting a little distracted on the bench: https://streamable.com/fmex2

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DJ Augustin with the dagger!

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    That story about the Sixers is so stupid. Who doesn't check their phone at work when they're on break?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    How did the Orlando Magic win a game

    How was it against Toronto

    Oh god the Raptors are going to be Lebronto’d by Fournier

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    That story about the Sixers is so stupid. Who doesn't check their phone at work when they're on break?

    I agree, but it's a bad look that they're down by double digits and seemingly don't care. Also:

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Apparently amir’s kid is extremely sick so I imagine there will be a fine and the outrage will cease because no one wants to be the one throwing a media tantrum about someone caring about their child’s welfare

    Ok maybe Stephen A will still make a big deal

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Raptors might need Lowry to score more than 0 points in 34 minutes.

    Though he was +11 which makes him the only starter in the positive.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Magic got defense

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    GO SPURS GO!

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    I don't think Orlando will win in the long run but these first two games are going to produce so many hot takes this week.

    Although I can see Brooklyn taking down the Sixers.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Jesus Pacers had a decent half and then just completely shit the bed.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    they miss Oladipo for sure

    also holy shit do the Celtics look like the best team in the east

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    burboburbo Registered User regular
    Blazers finally win in the playoffs! Yes!

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Enes Kanter with 20 pts 18 rebs

    that will win you a playoff game

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    they miss Oladipo for sure

    also holy shit do the Celtics look like the best team in the east

    It’s Bucks, a gigantic gap, Celtics raptors, another gigantic gap, everyone else.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Bucks, Celtics, Magic, Nets are all championship contenders IMO

    Raptors, Pacers, Sixers, Pistons all have sizeable flaws in their rotations

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Well I mean we've already had a few surprises this weekend, let's see how the Bucks are handling their business

    (70-43 at the half)

    lol ok

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Magic... contenders??

    Also



    God damn giannis

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Magic... are all championship contenders IMO

    let's not go nuts

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    I mean maybe curry and harden will suddenly break both their legs at the same time in the wcf, then maybe someone from the east besides the bucks could be a contender.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    How the hell did the Spurs win that game with not much on their roster outside of DeMar DeRozan and LaMarcus Aldridge? Come to think of it, how did they make it to a 7-seed to begin with?

    Then again - that Nuggets roster doesn't look like anything to write home about either. How did they end up in 2nd place?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    How the hell did the Spurs win that game with not much on their roster outside of DeMar DeRozan and LaMarcus Aldridge? Come to think of it, how did they make it to a 7-seed to begin with?

    Then again - that Nuggets roster doesn't look like anything to write home about either. How did they end up in 2nd place?

    The Nuggets roster is very good and Jokic is a top ten player.

    They fell off a bit at the end of the season but some of that was tanking for more favorable seeding

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    This is apparently the only defense Detroit has against Giannis

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