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Los Illuminados Cultists Found in New Guinea - Hijinks Ensue
Slagmire
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Well... okay, they might not be Los Illuminados, but it's freaky all the same...
That's what we need in this country - a good old main-stream religion like Voodoo! Seriously though, this is fucked up, and not like the PA-Cult (which I know you fuckers are hiding) but legitimately messed up.
PORT MORESBY (Reuters) - Riot police have been sent to a remote mountainous village in Papua New Guinea after a gun battle between police and members of a cult involved in human sacrifices, local media reported Wednesday.
The National newspaper said several people were killed and many injured in the fighting last week in the Finschhafen area of Morobe province, 350 km (220 miles) north of the capital, Port Moresby.
Black magic is widespread in Papua New Guinea, a jungle-clad, mountainous South Pacific island nation where some villages only encountered Western civilization in the 1930s. Women suspected of being witches are often hanged or burnt to death.
Police who flew to the area Sunday said they believed they were dealing with a cult movement involved in murders and human sacrifices to their gods, the newspaper said.
Morobe's chief police inspector, Augustine Wampe, said suspicions of cult activity started in April when a child was kidnapped and police were attacked trying to rescue the child.
"It takes a whole day to walk from (the town of) Sialum to the village in the mountains, where the child was held. The four (police) were ambushed and attacked by the villagers," he said.
"Gunfire was exchanged and one of the policemen was injured in the leg with an arrow. Another policeman fell over a cliff."
Police reinforcements were attacked and forced to retreat. The villagers then went on a rampage killing one man and chopping up his body and burning houses, Wampe said.
Wampe said riot police flown in Sunday were trying to negotiate a peace with the villagers and bring those responsible for the kidnapping and fighting to justice.
That's what we need in this country - a good old main-stream religion like Voodoo! Seriously though, this is fucked up, and not like the PA-Cult (which I know you fuckers are hiding) but legitimately messed up.
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all the mormons i know are the lame not-drinking preachy kind
i don't know any crazy polygamous ones
i need to get to know some wilder mormons
visit utah
visiting utah
or as i like to call it
storming the beaches of mormondy
with arrows?
Augustine Wampe sounds like a dude who needs his own Vertigo comic series
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Arrows pierce bullet proof vests as if they weren't there.
Just like using tanks to attack cities that are defended by spearmen in CivIII.
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well since it was through the leg, yeah I'd say the vest probably wasn't there
yeah there's pretty much no way to positively spin the image of your riot cops gunning a bunch of archers down
even if you stand there flailing your arms going "THEY WERE A CRAZY CULT THEY SHOT PEOPLE!"
you're still a bunch of riot cops with smgs hosing down some dudes with home-made bows
You shut your mouth I was making a point do not embarass me in front of company or by god you'll be having one of your accidents. :x
who happen to be trying to kill you and sacrificed people
i'm glad someone did i was hearing some damn crickets
mueres mueres mueres
EDIT: You ever been reading two things at once and gotten them confused? Yeah.
stupidity
Or you could just give everyone AIDS.
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Yakkity Sax can make anything funny.
Where's that damn 9/11 video again?