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Dissidia: Final Fantasy. Stop it, Nomura. Stop it.

Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Games and Technology
http://www.the-magicbox.com/0705/game070509a.shtml

No. What the fuck has he done to my Zidane.

He has been ruined!!

Anyways, this is some new FF fighting game with some of the older FF characters all mutilated by Nomura. Cheers. Also, the new FFIV DS shots....I won't be playing the remake. Goodbye.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    He needs to see a psychologist about his belt fetish.

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  • Asamof the HorribleAsamof the Horrible Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane doesn't look any less gay than he did before

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  • GimpyBoyGimpyBoy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Belts! We must have more belts!

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  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane got... taller.

    As long as he didn't botch Freya, no one has to get hurt.

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  • GimpyBoyGimpyBoy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Zidane got... taller.

    As long as he didn't botch Freya, no one has to get hurt.

    Oh man, I can't wait to see how many belts she'll get.

    Who's the dude with the horns supposed to be? Please tell me that's not Cecil.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

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  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GimpyBoy wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Zidane got... taller.

    As long as he didn't botch Freya, no one has to get hurt.

    Oh man, I can't wait to see how many belts she'll get.

    Who's the dude with the horns supposed to be? Please tell me that's not Cecil.



    Jump attack will be her using a slingshot made of belts to propel her into her enemies, slashing with her belt polearm along the way. Oh and one of her moves is to summon a huge ball of belts that twists and turns and just looks FABULOUS!

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  • GimpyBoyGimpyBoy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Ah cool. I get my white haired armored evil powered people mixed up.

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane already has a fucking tail. Jesus. You can't save him after that.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    darkmayo wrote: »
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

    How would I be able to tell if a character was female or male?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Gordon_artwork.jpg
    http://www.elevenland.com/amano/viewA.php3?picImage=tlaThePrinceOfScarlet.jpg&return=yes

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FFIX is one of the few FFs where I really liked Amano's original art.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane's head has also shrunk.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Renzo wrote: »
    Zidane already has a fucking tail. Jesus. You can't save him after that.
    Yes, but now he has more belts.

    As if belts make anything better, at ALL. IT MAKES IT WORSE. :(

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  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

    How would I be able to tell if a character was female or male?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Gordon_artwork.jpg
    http://www.elevenland.com/amano/viewA.php3?picImage=tlaThePrinceOfScarlet.jpg&return=yes

    You wouldnt, depending on your perception you could be seeing hetero or homosexual character dynamics unfolding.
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    Renzo wrote: »
    Zidane already has a fucking tail. Jesus. You can't save him after that.
    Yes, but now he has more belts.

    As if belts make anything better, at ALL. IT MAKES IT WORSE. :(


    Are you sure that was his tail.. I could have sworn it looked like belt.

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  • GimpyBoyGimpyBoy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    darkmayo wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

    How would I be able to tell if a character was female or male?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Gordon_artwork.jpg
    http://www.elevenland.com/amano/viewA.php3?picImage=tlaThePrinceOfScarlet.jpg&return=yes

    You wouldnt, depending on your perception you could be seeing hetero or homosexual character dynamics unfolding.

    Just like FF9 or most anime.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    darkmayo wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

    How would I be able to tell if a character was female or male?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Gordon_artwork.jpg
    http://www.elevenland.com/amano/viewA.php3?picImage=tlaThePrinceOfScarlet.jpg&return=yes

    You wouldnt, depending on your perception you could be seeing hetero or homosexual character dynamics unfolding.
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    Renzo wrote: »
    Zidane already has a fucking tail. Jesus. You can't save him after that.
    Yes, but now he has more belts.

    As if belts make anything better, at ALL. IT MAKES IT WORSE. :(


    Are you sure that was his tail.. I could have sworn it looked like belt.
    It's a fucking tail.

    Fuck you! :(

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  • DominusDominus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    darkmayo wrote: »
    What I would like to see is his shit dropped and they go full Amano.. Have a game that looks completely like his artwork. That would make me hard in the pants.

    How would I be able to tell if a character was female or male?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Gordon_artwork.jpg
    http://www.elevenland.com/amano/viewA.php3?picImage=tlaThePrinceOfScarlet.jpg&return=yes

    You wouldnt, depending on your perception you could be seeing hetero or homosexual character dynamics unfolding.
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    Renzo wrote: »
    Zidane already has a fucking tail. Jesus. You can't save him after that.
    Yes, but now he has more belts.

    As if belts make anything better, at ALL. IT MAKES IT WORSE. :(


    Are you sure that was his tail.. I could have sworn it looked like belt.
    It's a fucking tail.

    Fuck you! :(

    This isn't starting well.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane doesn't look much different...

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    How could it? I'm brimming with anger that will probably subside in the next hour or so. This is just an abomination.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Zidane doesn't look much different...

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I swear Zidane looks exactly the same. Nomura added, what, two belts? You're lucky that's all he added. And Kuja already looked like a woman anyway. Everyone else looks fine so far.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane is also my favourite FF character.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    amano_zidane.jpg = dissidia6.jpg ?

    You know... they're not really that different in concept, sadly.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love Zidane. People always whine about him but he was one of the best protagonists. None (or very little) of that "I'm so dark and depressed a bloo bloo bloo" shit.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Wait, how exactly could one botch Kuja?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    http://www.ffodyssey.com/ff9/amano_zidane.jpg = http://www.the-magicbox.com/0705/dissidia6.jpg ?

    You know... they're not really that different in concept, sadly.

    He added to belts around his arms.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Terra's still the best, but Zidane's a close second. Final Fantasy needs more leads like him.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Terra's still the best, but Zidane's a close second. Final Fantasy needs more leads like him.


    I found Terra very uninteresting.

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nomura made Zidane look less like a drug addict. I consider that a plus.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    http://www.ffodyssey.com/ff9/amano_zidane.jpg = http://www.the-magicbox.com/0705/dissidia6.jpg ?

    You know... they're not really that different in concept, sadly.

    He added to belts around his arms.

    If you mean the shoulder joints, they're in Amano's too.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If I'm counting correctly, the "new" Zidane has one more belt than usual.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    http://www.ffodyssey.com/ff9/amano_zidane.jpg = http://www.the-magicbox.com/0705/dissidia6.jpg ?

    You know... they're not really that different in concept, sadly.

    He added to belts around his arms.

    If you mean the shoulder joints, they're in Amano's too.

    They look more like they are just stripes. There aren't any buckles on them like in the Dissidia art.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jothki wrote: »
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Wait, how exactly could one botch Kuja?

    Kuja actually looked menacing and evil, not some half-baked woman.

    Nomura actually made him more feminine.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zidane_Tribal_character.jpgzid.jpg

    Nice little comparison showing how much Zidane used to look like David Bowie, before the final character rendition.

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  • BacklashBacklash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Wait, how exactly could one botch Kuja?

    Kuja actually looked menacing and evil, not some half-baked woman.

    Nomura actually made him more feminine.

    We must have played a different FF9. I mean I love the game, but seriously?

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  • LynxLynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    http://www.the-magicbox.com/0705/game070509a.shtml

    No. What the fuck has he done to my Zidane.

    He has been ruined!!

    Anyways, this is some new FF fighting game with some of the older FF characters all mutilated by Nomura. Cheers. Also, the new FFIV DS shots....I won't be playing the remake. Goodbye.

    Huh. I think it all looks quite good. Funny how opinions work.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Wait, how exactly could one botch Kuja?

    Kuja actually looked menacing and evil, not some half-baked woman.

    Nomura actually made him more feminine.

    No, Kuja pretty much always looks like a half-baked woman.

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  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    Zephyr_Fate wrote: »
    He botched Kuja, too. Zidane isn't supposed to look..twelve.

    Edit: Dude with horns is Garland from FF1.

    Wait, how exactly could one botch Kuja?

    Kuja actually looked menacing and evil, not some half-baked woman.

    Nomura actually made him more feminine.

    No, Kuja pretty much always looks like a half-baked woman.

    Nuh uh. =(

    Anyways, I gotta go somewhere. Discuss amongst yourselves.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    9-kuja-a.jpg

    Yeah, Kuja's pretty much always been that way.

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