You can't handle the [chat]!

Ilpala

Christ. Coming on a little strong there, Geth.

Anyway this is another movie I like! Here is the bit you know from it even if you've never seen the whole movie! (Unless it isn't because I can't actually GO to youtube at work just copy links to there from google)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtpOtFIEkbs

There is an hour left before the weekend. How will you all be spending yours? Part of mine will be assembling a new microphone arm I bought for some reason.

Preacher

A stolen chat, STOLEN! From the true poster Ilpala.

Feral

@Atomika @spool32

If The Lawn Darts is getting stale, have you checked out Forknife?

Chanus

i think my favorite thing about kids of a certain age is how you being the idiot embarrasses them

because i love being the idiot

Hahnsoo1

Geth is just so obviously trying to make Chanus jealous. Typical borderline behavior from Geth.

Atomika

Feral wrote: »

@Atomika @spool32

If The Lawn Darts is getting stale, have you checked out Forknife?

I have Forknife on my PlayStation Nintendo machine

Styrofoam Sammich

Geth is just telling you that you've gotta be your own biggest cheerleader.

Neco

Ohh forknife yeah I heard of that one, that’s that octopus one ain’t it? The one with the little dinosaur, right?

Atomika

Roseanne Barr tried to explain to people how she’s not a racist by going on Hannity


This is like holding a press conference at Golden Corral to announce you’ve beaten your eating disorder

Ilpala

Atomika wrote: »

Roseanne Barr tried to explain to people how she’s not a racist by going on Hannity


This is like having holding a press conference at Golden Corral to announce you’ve beaten your eating disorder

My favorite bit was when she complained about how no one saw her "muslim brotherhood + planet of the apes had a baby" comparison as the biting political commentary it was :rotate:

VishNub

Neco wrote: »

Ohh forknife yeah I heard of that one, that’s that octopus one ain’t it? The one with the little dinosaur, right?

no its a type of pickle

A Kobold's Kobold

well uh ackhshually fortnight is not a real game for real gamers

*goes back to corner to play hatoful boyfriend*

Preacher

It was sad listening to Joel McHale give an interview to Seth Meyers about playing in a fortnite tournament against Ninja with Markiplier and he had to keep assuring either the audience, seth or himself that what he was talking about was important to someone.

21stCentury

A Kobold's Kobold wrote: »

well uh ackhshually fortnight is not a real game for real gamers

*goes back to corner to play hatoful boyfriend*

WELL ACKSHUALLY HATOFUL BOYFRIEND IS CALLED DOKI DOKI PANIC IN JAPAN.

Atomika

Also, when around kids you should refer to things in their least-common acceptable colloquialism

Instead of video games, call them “computer games” or “Nintendo games” or *shudder* . . . “jumpers.”

Atomika

Ilpala wrote: »

Atomika wrote: »

Roseanne Barr tried to explain to people how she’s not a racist by going on Hannity


This is like having holding a press conference at Golden Corral to announce you’ve beaten your eating disorder

My favorite bit was when she complained about how no one saw her "muslim brotherhood + planet of the apes had a baby" comparison as the biting political commentary it was :rotate:

fucking droll, that was

Ilpala

Shit, I shoulda made this a countdown to EVO thread.

I mean it probably would've ended on 5-4 days remaining but still.

Neco

Oh, playing them TV games again, huh?

skippydumptruck

I am disappointed in this new hots character aesthetic

the model is a) uninspired cheesecake garbage and b) looks very similar to an already present hero, valeera

Feral

Yes, I've been saving that screenshot for several days just so I could post it when Atomika got back.

Preacher

Nah I'm going to be the cool dad. No embarrassing jokes or sad statements for me.

Doodmann

Page one and this chat is already old man yells at gamers, we're in for a hell of a weekend.

Atomika

Feral wrote: »

Yes, I've been saving that screenshot for several days just so I could post it when Atomika got back.

Laaaaawndaaaarts

Preacher

There is a young guy at work that plays pubg and yeah I always feel like his bad father when I ask how he's doing in his games. At least I also play games and can offer my own recent game playing in return.

Rami

I give fortnight another 12-18 months

the pace of updates and change is breakneck but it isn't going to sustain this level of popularity that much longer, it's definitely a fad

Neco

I bought Noctis for Tekken 7 today

navgoose

Preacher wrote: »

Nah I'm going to be the cool dad. No embarrassing jokes or sad statements for me.

No-one buying this

Krathoon

I need friends like these.
https://youtu.be/rcXjIIoGdUc

Atomika

Shadow of Morder
Arks
MOBY
Leaky Legends
Heart Stones
The Witcherer

All my favorites

Preacher

Rami wrote: »

I give fortnight another 12-18 months

the pace of updates and change is breakneck but it isn't going to sustain this level of popularity that much longer, it's definitely a fad

Hard to say really. I think you're probably right based on all the mainstream studios now defintely me tooing which will dilute the market. Like CoD's BR mode will put a dent in because its fucking CoD.

Ilpala

Neco wrote: »

I bought Noctis for Tekken 7 today

Does he have him blippin around as part of his moveset? Cuz that seems like it could be good if so.

bloodyroarxx

Ilpala wrote: »

Shit, I shoulda made this a countdown to EVO thread.

I mean it probably would've ended on 5-4 days remaining but still.

There are like 5 of us here that would care.

bloodyroarxx

Preacher wrote: »

Rami wrote: »

I give fortnight another 12-18 months

the pace of updates and change is breakneck but it isn't going to sustain this level of popularity that much longer, it's definitely a fad

Hard to say really. I think you're probably right based on all the mainstream studios now defintely me tooing which will dilute the market. Like CoD's BR mode will put a dent in because its fucking CoD.

Maaayyybe in the west but it wont do jack shit in Asia.

Preacher

navgoose wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Nah I'm going to be the cool dad. No embarrassing jokes or sad statements for me.

No-one buying this

Cool dad, sorry bro if you can't be radical like me.

I imagine my son will be mega into sports and so he and I will never connect on anything. "uhh that's my dad he 'games'"

Sadgasm

Preacher wrote: »

Nah I'm going to be the cool dad. No embarrassing jokes or sad statements for me.

It's not optional, it's just one of those things that happen to you when you have kids, like gaining 50 pounds and aging 3 times as fast. It's like a biological switch.

Element Brian

im really enjoying fortnite right now, love where it's at

people in chat should play it with me, everyone is invited except for PS4 players sorry

Ilpala

bloodyroarxx wrote: »

Ilpala wrote: »

Shit, I shoulda made this a countdown to EVO thread.

I mean it probably would've ended on 5-4 days remaining but still.

There are like 5 of us here that would care.

MY THREAD MY RULES

Besides, we got FighterZ now that's gotta bump it up to 7.

Neco

Ilpala wrote: »

Neco wrote: »

I bought Noctis for Tekken 7 today

Does he have him blippin around as part of his moveset? Cuz that seems like it could be good if so.

Yeah he does have a few moves like that

Styrofoam Sammich

Preacher wrote: »

Rami wrote: »

I give fortnight another 12-18 months

the pace of updates and change is breakneck but it isn't going to sustain this level of popularity that much longer, it's definitely a fad

Hard to say really. I think you're probably right based on all the mainstream studios now defintely me tooing which will dilute the market. Like CoD's BR mode will put a dent in because its fucking CoD.

The real Battle Royale.

Feral

Atomika wrote: »

Shadow of Morder
Arks
MOBY
Leaky Legends
Heart Stones
The Witcherer

All my favorites

I've been playing Falloff Floor

Preacher

bloodyroarxx wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Rami wrote: »

I give fortnight another 12-18 months

the pace of updates and change is breakneck but it isn't going to sustain this level of popularity that much longer, it's definitely a fad

Hard to say really. I think you're probably right based on all the mainstream studios now defintely me tooing which will dilute the market. Like CoD's BR mode will put a dent in because its fucking CoD.

Maaayyybe in the west but it wont do jack shit in Asia.

All the more reason it'll be better than pubg and fortnite less hackers...

Like american devs aren't giving two shits about that market except as a splash they want american/euro dollars.