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Who is the seventh Friend?

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Gunter
    Fuck Ross

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    No definitely don't do that, no one should ever fuck Ross

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Ross deserves to be fucked once in awhile.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    who's worse, ross or ted mosby

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    Ross deserves to be fucked once in awhile.

    not really

    or at least not in the good way

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    LarLar
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Joey isn't so bad as I recall

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    who's worse, ross or ted mosby

    Ted Mosby, but that might just be because he's a POV character so his inner voice is able to add so much context that makes his actions worse.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Janice
    ross' fuckability is outside the powers of anyone in this thread to affect. the man has a child

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Doobh wrote: »
    Newman from Seinfield

    I considered doing a "Who is the fifth Seinfeld?" instead, but it would definitely have come down to Newman or Frank Costanza.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Joey isn't so bad as I recall

    Joey doesn't share food!
    ross' fuckability is outside the powers of anyone in this thread to affect. the man has a child

    Two children, even.

    Lars on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    Lars wrote: »
    Doobh wrote: »
    Newman from Seinfield

    I considered doing a "Who is the fifth Seinfeld?" instead, but it would definitely have come down to Newman or Frank Costanza.

    Kenny Bania

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Joey isn't so bad as I recall

    I have seen a single episode of friends

    in that episode joey takes advantage of a mentally disabled woman's delusion that he is his character from tv so that he can try and fuck her

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    No option for Baby Kangaroo Tribiani?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Joey isn't so bad as I recall

    I have seen a single episode of friends

    in that episode joey takes advantage of a mentally disabled woman's delusion that he is his character from tv so that he can try and fuck her

    hmmmmm

    must have missed that episode

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Wait... Where the hell is the Holiday Armadillo on this list?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Joey isn't so bad as I recall

    I have seen a single episode of friends

    in that episode joey takes advantage of a mentally disabled woman's delusion that he is his character from tv so that he can try and fuck her

    hmmmmm

    must have missed that episode

    Brooke Shields plays the delusional woman!

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Wait... Where the hell is the Holiday Armadillo on this list?

    I mostly tried to limit it to characters who appeared across multiple seasons.

    The exception is Kathy, but she apparently made such good friends with the cast behind-the-scenes that the cast lobbied for the writers to change her final episode so she doesn't cheat on Chandler. The writers overruled the cast though.

    Also you could probably come up with ten different Ross variations and fill an entire list with them.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    There's a ton of social issues with Friends but that rings true of just about every show during that era.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    You're going to be hard-pressed to find sitcoms where the protagonists don't come off as psycopathic monsters when their actions are interpreted through the lens of the real world. Some of that is due to incredibly insensitive and irresponsible situations written into the show and some of it is because heightened reality for comedic purposes typically doesn't translate favorably to the real world where situations are complex and there are long-term consequences for your actions. It's up to you how much disbelief you're willing to suspend and, sadly, a lot of shows ask you to look past too many genuinely hurtful grievances

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Gunter
    Ross is the worst sitcom regular character that has ever been and singlehandedly ruins the show.

    Peen on
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    ross is the best, rachel is the worst

    also ted mosby is bad but barney is worst

    this is why happy endings is the superior blatant friends rip off

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i don't know that the show ever gave him a name? he wasn't credited. but yeah he was just standing there in the background of most shots. i dunno man i've wondered about it myself

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mike
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Chandler & Rachel are both worse.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    Zonugal wrote: »
    ross is the worst of the bunch but all of the friends are bad

    Chandler & Rachel are both worse.

    false

    at least for Chandler

    Rachel is pretty bad but at least she wasn't as whiny/angry about it all the time

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    monica is the only objectively good person in the group, though

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    monica is the only objectively good person in the group, though

    no way! she gambled away their apartment and mattresses and that was just one episode

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    ross is the best, rachel is the worst

    also ted mosby is bad but barney is worst

    this is why happy endings is the superior blatant friends rip off

    Yeah Barney is a straight up monster played off as a loveable scamp and it extremely sucks.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    being alive in 2018 is weird for a lot of reasons but right now I'm going crazy over how hard people flipped on How I Met Your Mother

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    monica is the only objectively good person in the group, though

    no way! she gambled away their apartment and mattresses and that was just one episode

    if rachel woulda put one iota of a fuck in learning or caring about any of the friends, they would not have been in that situation

    monica gambled on rachel not sucking because she believes in people

    monica is a hero

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    also: ross fucking sucked for like the first three or four seasons

    once they dialed him up and made him just as insane as the rest of the group he got a lot more entertaining, but like any sitcom character from that era he's not ever really a good guy

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    being alive in 2018 is weird for a lot of reasons but right now I'm going crazy over how hard people flipped on How I Met Your Mother

    never underestimate how much good will a shitty ending can unravel

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mike
    Shorty wrote: »
    also: ross fucking sucked for like the first three or four seasons

    once they dialed him up and made him just as insane as the rest of the group he got a lot more entertaining, but like any sitcom character from that era he's not ever really a good guy

    Ross is nice to his friends & family.

    But he a very selfish person.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    monica is the only objectively good person in the group, though

    no way! she gambled away their apartment and mattresses and that was just one episode

    if rachel woulda put one iota of a fuck in learning or caring about any of the friends, they would not have been in that situation

    monica gambled on rachel not sucking because she believes in people

    monica is a hero

    my personal Friends character ranking changes a fair bit with my mood but Monica is always at the high end

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The Chick and the Duck
    Xaquin wrote: »
    monica is the only objectively good person in the group, though

    no way! she gambled away their apartment and mattresses and that was just one episode

    if rachel woulda put one iota of a fuck in learning or caring about any of the friends, they would not have been in that situation

    monica gambled on rachel not sucking because she believes in people

    monica is a hero

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    also: ross fucking sucked for like the first three or four seasons

    once they dialed him up and made him just as insane as the rest of the group he got a lot more entertaining, but like any sitcom character from that era he's not ever really a good guy

    Ross is nice to his friends & family.

    But he a very selfish person.

    the one nice thing I will say about him is that he was absolutely right about the whole break thing

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    my top three will always be phoebe, monica, and ross

    the bottom three shift around a lot, but those top three are locked in place

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    LarLar
    Shorty wrote: »
    being alive in 2018 is weird for a lot of reasons but right now I'm going crazy over how hard people flipped on How I Met Your Mother

    This is in no way a 2018 thing. As someone who loved that show when it started, the trajectory is, a few people loved the show and no one else knew what it was for years. Then as it started to become more popular, it got worse. I was complaining with fellow fans about how far downhill it had gone by season 5 when it was starting to become an actual THING. And tons of people were yelling about how bad it had gotten by the final season, to say nothing of the finale.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    There's also different ways to rate them.

    Best overall person? Most entertaining character? Best friend to the other friends?

    Also, How I Met Your Mother probably had the worst series finale of this millennia (so far at least). Top three at worst. I put Dexter slightly behind it.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mike
    In my book, Joey is the best friend.

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