Red [chat] Redemption 2

BeNarwhal

I've seen a lot of hype for this game

I'm posting on my phone

Something is evidently wrong with Geth

I'm laughing out loud in public

1000 years benevolent Narwhalian rule!

Oh shit this song is so rarely relevant (NSFW lyrics!):

https://youtu.be/7mXZ4OJDQw8

Hi I'm Vee!

A job I applied for wants me to take a PEAK assessment test.

@credeiki @Feral weren't you guys just talking about work personality tests like a couple weeks ago?

Powerpuppies

a sprint is a 2 week period where work is planned before you stop, talk about how it went, and plan work for the next 2 weeks

it is not like a crunch

nothing is like a crunch at my job

bloodyroarxx

My friend seen this on Kijiji as he put it “dude wants $400 for his mayo jar spaceship”

https://imgur.com/gallery/tL8bRQY

Hi I'm Vee!

Oh shit that's right, lottery drawing is tonight.

Not that I care because I'm not one of those uneducated plebes that buys lottery tickets.

(I bought two lottery tickets)

tyrannus

I am going diving with sharks again!!!

scuba diving!

they provide me with a chainmail suit!!

navgoose

I'm a hardware guy is why Geth ignores me.

Powerpuppies

oh ho

a kosh is lurking

BeNarwhal

Powerpuppies wrote: »

a sprint is a 2 week period where work is planned before you stop, talk about how it went, and plan work for the next 2 weeks

it is not like a crunch

nothing is like a crunch at my job

Oh okay, that's neat + a sane way to approach a big project, I imagine

credeiki

visiblehowl wrote: »

A job I applied for wants me to take a PEAK assessment test.

credeiki Feral weren't you guys just talking about work personality tests like a couple weeks ago?

I'm required to take mine before I go to corporate indoctrination retreat in a week! I did it my first day though because of course. Idk what PEAK is; I'll look it up.

Powerpuppies

*checks CF*

knitdan

Clerk at the convenience store was genuinely shocked I didn’t want to buy a ticket

No I just want these drinks and these magnum condoms for my monster dong please and thank you

navgoose

tyrannus wrote: »

I am going diving with sharks again!!!

scuba diving!

they provide me with a chainmail suit!!

I wouldn't trust a chainmail suit provided by sharks.

navgoose

Magnum condoms a clear sign you already won.

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tyrannus

navgoose wrote: »

tyrannus wrote: »

I am going diving with sharks again!!!

scuba diving!

they provide me with a chainmail suit!!

I wouldn't trust a chainmail suit provided by sharks.

apparently I get to keep the teeth I find

Mazzyx

Ugh, I should be programming again. I am tired. I am literally watching My Hero Academia instead of doing anything. I am just tired. Too tired to even WoW.

Jacobkosh

Powerpuppies wrote: »

*checks CF*

I am on vacation!!!

Styrofoam Sammich

https://twitter.com/LalehKhalili/status/1054833479937126400

navgoose

Is that David?

.....or


Shirtless David?

Incenjucar

visiblehowl wrote: »

A job I applied for wants me to take a PEAK assessment test.

credeiki Feral weren't you guys just talking about work personality tests like a couple weeks ago?

Look it's very important to make sure that everyone thinks the same otherwise someone might come up with a clever idea.

SniperGuy

Hey @OnTheLastCastle @21stCentury and other magic deck builders, how can I work Thief of Sanity into this esper control mill deck and also what else can I do to make it better? Been playing with mana so this is close but not exact to what I have at the moment.

2 Essence Scatter (M19) 54
4 Sinister Sabotage (GRN) 54
3 Chemister's Insight (GRN) 32
2 Cleansing Nova (M19) 9
4 Teferi, Hero of Dominaria (DAR) 207
2 Psychic Corrosion (M19) 68
2 Patient Rebuilding (M19) 67
2 Search for Azcanta (XLN) 74
2 Cast Down (DAR) 81
3 Moment of Craving (RIX) 79
2 Ritual of Soot (GRN) 84
4 Vraska's Contempt (XLN) 129



2 Memorial to Genius (DAR) 243
2 Field of Ruin (XLN) 254
4 Glacial Fortress (XLN) 255
1 Arch of Orazca (RIX) 185
4 Drowned Catacomb (XLN) 253
1 Evolving Wilds (RIX) 186
2 Isolated Chapel (DAR) 241
4 Watery Grave (GRN) 259
2 Swamp (RIX) 194
3 Island (RIX) 193
2 Plains (RIX) 192

Powerpuppies

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Powerpuppies wrote: »

*checks CF*

I am on vacation!!!

Can't be true, I would have been invited

tyrannus

yeah wtf kosh

Atomika

If I somehow won a billion dollars:

- houses, college funds, blah blah blah
- a scholarship fund for trans kids
- form a lobbying firm for trans rights and healthcare
- remake the Star Wars prequels
- start my own media/news company
- start a clothing line for gender non-conforming folks

OnTheLastCastle

@SniperGuy the problem is everyone plays removal and you’re leaving just that as a target. It won’t live long. You could SB it assuming they’ll board out removal... would that be okay? I just don’t see it working main.

Couscous

I would probably go madder and end up as an example for how just being trans doesn't mean you aren't a garbage person.

Feral

If I had a million dollars,
I would buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

Ilpala

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Powerpuppies wrote: »

a sprint is a 2 week period where work is planned before you stop, talk about how it went, and plan work for the next 2 weeks

it is not like a crunch

nothing is like a crunch at my job

Oh okay, that's neat + a sane way to approach a big project, I imagine

Yea the main reason we like 'em is it lets us look at a project and be like "...Are we on track or anywhere close to it? Or are we going to end up like three months over budget at this rate?" Haven't had to cut bait on one since I've been here but I've heard horror stories.

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jungleroomx

I'd quit my job faster than you can disenfranchise voters in a red state.

Then I'd get on a private charter plane and see the world.

Atomika

I’m actually on my way to pick up some tix right now

Organichu

Oh my huge jackpot thing:

-quit my awful job, of course
-buy a really nice place in a few locations I love- Manhattan, Cambridge, Chicago... but really nice like a couple million, not a 70 million gawdy monstrosity
-buy a really nice car or two (Tesla, BMW coupe... not 2 million dollar Bugattis)
-deck out the places with great tech, gigabit internet, pro kitchens etc
-regularly travel in luxury, first class
-conservatively invest enough to give me a few hundred thousand a year for the rest of my life

I could probably very comfortably do all that with 25m. The other 575m I use for charity, political acts, helping friends and family etc.

It’s a barely conceivable fortune. It’s staggering that Jeff Bezos has 266 of these mountains of money.

Sleep

Atomika wrote: »

If I somehow won a billion dollars:

- houses, college funds, blah blah blah
- a scholarship fund for trans kids
- form a lobbying firm for trans rights and healthcare
- remake the Star Wars prequels
- start my own media/news company
- start a clothing line for gender non-conforming folks

That first one in fact immediately after I win I almost let the student loans default. You know, get it so they're all up on me with phone calls. They start calling you from the numbers you don't already know and shit to try and get you to at least pick up. Then it's all "yeah i guess i should make a payment, oh no i don't want to pay the full past due amount, i want to pay the full amount."

Couscous

Organichu wrote: »

Oh my huge jackpot thing:

-quit my awful job, of course
-buy a really nice place in a few locations I love- Manhattan, Cambridge, Chicago... but really nice like a couple million, not a 70 million gawdy monstrosity
-buy a really nice car or two (Tesla, BMW coupe... not 2 million dollar Bugattis)
-deck out the places with great tech, gigabit internet, pro kitchens etc
-regularly travel in luxury, first class
-conservatively invest enough to give me a few hundred thousand a year for the rest of my life

I could probably very comfortably do all that with 25m. The other 575m I use for charity, political acts, helping friends and family etc.

It’s a barely conceivable fortune. It’s staggering that Jeff Bezos has 266 of these mountains of lone you.

I am not sure a couple million would get you a really nice place in Manhattan.

Tumin

When we first started doing sprints in my old piecemeal agile org we realized we were all filthy liars about our estimates and that some people would never admit that their "90%" done feature was really 30%.

Organichu

Couscous wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Oh my huge jackpot thing:

-quit my awful job, of course
-buy a really nice place in a few locations I love- Manhattan, Cambridge, Chicago... but really nice like a couple million, not a 70 million gawdy monstrosity
-buy a really nice car or two (Tesla, BMW coupe... not 2 million dollar Bugattis)
-deck out the places with great tech, gigabit internet, pro kitchens etc
-regularly travel in luxury, first class
-conservatively invest enough to give me a few hundred thousand a year for the rest of my life

I could probably very comfortably do all that with 25m. The other 575m I use for charity, political acts, helping friends and family etc.

It’s a barely conceivable fortune. It’s staggering that Jeff Bezos has 266 of these mountains of lone you.

I am not sure a couple million would get you a really nice place in Manhattan.

It would, for my definition of really nice.

Eddy

jungleroomx wrote: »

I'd quit my job faster than you can disenfranchise voters in a red state.

Then I'd get on a private charter plane and see the world.

What, because you don't believe it's round?

I'm sorry in advance for this terrible joke

jungleroomx

I have to admit I would splurge some.

I'd have to get an Aston Martin Rapide AMR because *tugs collar*

Atomika

You can get a townhome on the upper west side for about $2 mil

jungleroomx

Eddy wrote: »

jungleroomx wrote: »

I'd quit my job faster than you can disenfranchise voters in a red state.

Then I'd get on a private charter plane and see the world.

What, because you don't believe it's round?

I'm sorry in advance for this terrible joke

It's okay I'd bring you with even after making this terrible joke.







So I can prove to you it's flat.