FOOLS! ONCE AGAIN THANKSGIVING IS UPON US!
Now that Halloween season is nearly over, it's time to get on to the forgotten holiday between candy excess and material possession excess. Beginning in Latveria in July of 1962, Thanksgiving is a chance for all of us to celebrate and give thanks to our benevolent and glorious leader Dr. Victor Von Doom.
AND GIVE THANKS WE WILL.
DO YOU CRAVE TURKEY?!
MASHED POTATOES?!
These Peas and Pearl onions are of my own making! They are superior!
Note, Peons, the richness of Latveria allows for roasted carrots of two colors!
Mom's sausage stuffed mushrooms.
GRAVY SERVED IN A TUREEN MADE OF PURE SILVER AND FORGED IN THE FURNACE OF MEPHISTO!
Pumpkin Pie stolen from the windowsills of the unworthy.
and of course, the national dish of Latveria and thus the world!
Another Thanksgiving is upon us!
The finest of holidays! No expensive gifts, costumes, pink hearts, or green beer. Just food. and thanks.
This is an extra special Thanksgiving as not only will there be the traditional turkey day MST3k marathon, but it will be
AN ENTIRE NEW SEASON!
Will you be watching the
Lions Packers lose? Will you listen to Arlo Gutherie's Alice's Restaurant (as is tradition)?
Tell me peons, what does Thanksgiving mean to you? AS IF IT MATTERS.
Regardless of your plans, I demand you relax with a goblet of wine and think of ways to honor Doom. It's what I do.
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YOUR DAY IS WANING. SOON ALL WILL BELONG TO THANKSGIVING. ALREADY EUROPE NEARS TWILIGHT.
Put it in me
all of it.
(Except Canada)
They can come down if they want, we've got food!
We're going to make green bean casserole but put french's fried Jalepenos on top instead of onions, we are truly rebellious.
that's a thing?!
Instead, I will fight beside you!
Mashed potatoes and turkey and gravy were also up there.
Every thanksgiving I try some stuffing and every year I'm profoundly disappointed.
Preferably longer.
Till, say, the 20th of November or so.
I know right!!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
turkey loaf???
Or, like, you know
Other loaves
loaves with more "come on"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING
Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.
Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.
Family holidays need a solid amount of booze
PREPARE THE MACY'S PARADE BALLOONS
READY THE LIP SYNC TRACK FOR A "LIVE PERFORMANCE" OF A SONG FROM A BROADWAY SHOW THAT PROBABLY ISN'T ANY GOOD
PROSTRATE YOURSELVES BEFORE THE RADIANT SPLENDOR OF AL ROKER
It's in the OP!
my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey
but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.
Smh
Or you could just have beef tenderloin.
you could have that any day!
It’s expensive and a lot of work.
You could have turkey any day but you don’t because it’s a dry, bland bird.
is it? i don't know anything about beef tenderloin, i just wanted to be dismissive of your bird alternative
Most people who dislike turkey but like fowl in general have just never had properly cooked turkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsxeY3ogSIk
not in Srednekolymsk
e: I'm talking about this motherfucker I made last year.
That's swiss, crawfish boiled turkey, swiss, baked turkey, stuffing, potato salad, and mustard.
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