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ALL HAIL [THANKSGIVING]!

XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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FOOLS! ONCE AGAIN THANKSGIVING IS UPON US!

Now that Halloween season is nearly over, it's time to get on to the forgotten holiday between candy excess and material possession excess. Beginning in Latveria in July of 1962, Thanksgiving is a chance for all of us to celebrate and give thanks to our benevolent and glorious leader Dr. Victor Von Doom.

AND GIVE THANKS WE WILL.


DO YOU CRAVE TURKEY?!
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MASHED POTATOES?!
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These Peas and Pearl onions are of my own making! They are superior!
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Note, Peons, the richness of Latveria allows for roasted carrots of two colors!
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Mom's sausage stuffed mushrooms.
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GRAVY SERVED IN A TUREEN MADE OF PURE SILVER AND FORGED IN THE FURNACE OF MEPHISTO!
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Pumpkin Pie stolen from the windowsills of the unworthy.
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and of course, the national dish of Latveria and thus the world!
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Another Thanksgiving is upon us!

The finest of holidays! No expensive gifts, costumes, pink hearts, or green beer. Just food. and thanks.

This is an extra special Thanksgiving as not only will there be the traditional turkey day MST3k marathon, but it will be AN ENTIRE NEW SEASON!

Will you be watching the Lions Packers lose? Will you listen to Arlo Gutherie's Alice's Restaurant (as is tradition)?

Tell me peons, what does Thanksgiving mean to you? AS IF IT MATTERS.

Regardless of your plans, I demand you relax with a goblet of wine and think of ways to honor Doom. It's what I do.

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    IT'S STILL OCTOBER. HALLOWEEN STILL RULES THIS LAND.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Narbus wrote: »
    IT'S STILL OCTOBER. HALLOWEEN STILL RULES THIS LAND.

    YOUR DAY IS WANING. SOON ALL WILL BELONG TO THANKSGIVING. ALREADY EUROPE NEARS TWILIGHT.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    ALL HAIL THANKSGIVING.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Food

    Put it in me


    all of it.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    IT'S STILL OCTOBER. HALLOWEEN STILL RULES THIS LAND.

    YOUR DAY IS WANING. SOON ALL WILL BELONG TO THANKSGIVING. ALREADY EUROPE NEARS TWILIGHT.

    (Except Canada)

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    IT'S STILL OCTOBER. HALLOWEEN STILL RULES THIS LAND.

    YOUR DAY IS WANING. SOON ALL WILL BELONG TO THANKSGIVING. ALREADY EUROPE NEARS TWILIGHT.

    (Except Canada)

    They can come down if they want, we've got food!

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Good OP, 9/10 would read again.

    We're going to make green bean casserole but put french's fried Jalepenos on top instead of onions, we are truly rebellious.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Good OP, 9/10 would read again.

    We're going to make green bean casserole but put french's fried Jalepenos on top instead of onions, we are truly rebellious.

    that's a thing?!

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    hot take the best part of the entire Thanksgiving meal is stuffing, fight me

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    hot take the best part of the entire Thanksgiving meal is stuffing, fight me

    Instead, I will fight beside you!

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    My favourite part of thanksgiving is a broccoli, cauliflower and tons of cheese sauce casserole with a crispy topping.
    Mashed potatoes and turkey and gravy were also up there.

    Every thanksgiving I try some stuffing and every year I'm profoundly disappointed.

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    This thread should be locked until at least tomorrow.

    Preferably longer.

    Till, say, the 20th of November or so.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Good OP, 9/10 would read again.

    We're going to make green bean casserole but put french's fried Jalepenos on top instead of onions, we are truly rebellious.

    that's a thing?!

    I know right!!

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I'ma make this.

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    YAAAAAAAYY GELATINS AND ASPICS!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    turtleant wrote: »
    This thread should be locked until at least tomorrow.

    Preferably longer.

    Till, say, the 20th of November or so.
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I'ma make this.

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    YAAAAAAAYY GELATINS AND ASPICS!

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    Xaquin on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2018
    but but but

    turkey loaf???

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    Or, like, you know

    Other loaves

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    loaves with more "come on"

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    THIS IS HALLOWEEN
    THIS IS HALLOWEEN
    EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I need an adult.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I don't see any mention of booze

    Family holidays need a solid amount of booze

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2018
    THANKSGIVING DRAWS NEAR

    PREPARE THE MACY'S PARADE BALLOONS

    READY THE LIP SYNC TRACK FOR A "LIVE PERFORMANCE" OF A SONG FROM A BROADWAY SHOW THAT PROBABLY ISN'T ANY GOOD

    PROSTRATE YOURSELVES BEFORE THE RADIANT SPLENDOR OF AL ROKER

    Butler For Life #1 on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I don't see any mention of booze

    Family holidays need a solid amount of booze

    It's in the OP!

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey

    but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    No sweet potato casserole?

    Smh

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey

    but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.

    Or you could just have beef tenderloin.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey

    but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.

    Or you could just have beef tenderloin.

    you could have that any day!

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    If the turkey isn't brined you're allowed to slap the cook in the face. It's the law.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey

    but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.

    Or you could just have beef tenderloin.

    you could have that any day!

    It’s expensive and a lot of work.

    You could have turkey any day but you don’t because it’s a dry, bland bird.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Wait, but it's Halloween.

  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    i'm just here for the days off.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Turkey is horrid.

    Have all the other meats, your tenderloins your steaks.

    Just put turkey in the ash heap of history.

    my personal opinion of turkey is that a lot of people are unfortunately not super good at cooking a whole turkey

    but when you get a bird brined, ooo, so right? that BIRD is the word, amen. hallelu.

    Or you could just have beef tenderloin.

    you could have that any day!

    It’s expensive and a lot of work.

    You could have turkey any day but you don’t because it’s a dry, bland bird.

    is it? i don't know anything about beef tenderloin, i just wanted to be dismissive of your bird alternative

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Turkey is the way and the light.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Turkey is absolutely delicious. It's also one of the hardest birds to cook because it is huge and has a relatively low fat content, giving it a subtle natural flavor and a propensity to dry out.

    Most people who dislike turkey but like fowl in general have just never had properly cooked turkey.

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Wait, but it's Halloween.

    not in Srednekolymsk

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    HALLOWEEN NOW, HALLOWEEN TOMORROW, HALLOWEEN FOREVER

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Turkey's not that hard to cook so that it's not dry, it's really not.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2018
    I'm looking forward to the leftovers the day after Thanksgiving.

    e: I'm talking about this motherfucker I made last year.
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    That's swiss, crawfish boiled turkey, swiss, baked turkey, stuffing, potato salad, and mustard.

    Kaplar on
  • Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    Too soon, Xaquin. Too soon.

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