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Steam ID - VeldrinD
Steam ID - VeldrinD
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I did not care for it! Some very good jokes, but many more bad ones. And it did not even come close to justifying all the screen time dedicated to massive internet corporation logos.
The first movie had many Brands, but told a fun story while riffing on nostalgic characters. This movie spends whole minutes on top of Google Tower during the climax just... because? All we got was a bad joke about how “google” looks kinda like “goggles”. The movie is rarely having fun with these companies, merely showcasing them. It’s a total bombardment.
Really hope that second one is good.
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Kind of a more grounded Stranger Things mixed with Rear Window. A group of teen boys in an Oregon suburb suspect their neighbor to be a serial killer who preys on teen boys.
it will be a longass day
God, I hope Creed II is good
Please post your impressions, I gotta know!
like, Tom Cruise probably couldn't beat up Anderson Silva
at the opposite end of the spectrum, Tom Cruise could definitely beat up me and everyone I know personally
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i will love it
I think, maybe if you can get Veldrin drunk enough, you could get the story.
You just have to bring the top shelf Tom Booze.
colossal
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ingrid goes west
dave made a maze
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tragedy girls
i, tonya
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Not to mention all the King of the Hill.
Excellent work from Jesse Plemons
I don't believe it happened. I think it's a Tom Ruse.
What we have here is a real Tom Lose or lose situation.
(no, that's the title, see)
There are a couple of moments in this movie where something whimsical happens, or the characters from the first one get to meet up and be friendly and charming with each other, but they're so rare that they feel bolted on because they've already committed to using these characters and the actors have signed contracts, because the movie doesn't really give a shit about why these characters are in this movie other than they need to be in this movie.
There are too many characters, and the movie expects instant familiarity with them, so when some random shithead from earlier in the movie shows up, it's like, "wow can you believe this guy is doing this," and I'm like, "yeah, because this may as well be the first goddamned time I'm seeing this person? how am I supposed to know he's not supposed to be doing this" Nagini's screen time is half "here is someone reading a pottermore entry about her" and half "I'm wandering around with Credence, who, by the way, didn't actually die and not a single person seems to realize why?" It's all the more baffling that the movie can't take three seconds to explain who any of these people are, because nothing happens until the end, in which a bunch of characters do inexplicable things for the sake of conflict.
Jude Law is a good young Dumbledore, and Dan Fogler is still weirdly charming and fun when they let him be. He's got my favorite line in the movie, and it's 100% on how he delivers it. It is definitely fitting that they removed the "and where to find them" from the title because the movie is not interested in showing you any fantastic beasts! Anyways, don't go see it, it's bad
“Grondlemere! You are a beast!”
*villain offs an innocent bystander*
“Yes... A fantastic beast!”
*evil laughter, lightning strikes*
The end of Summer of '84 is one of my favorite endings to any movie ever.
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I think I could beat up Tom Cruise right now. I don't think I could beat him up if he had any time to prepare, because he would train harder than any professional fighter just to kick my ass.
We shouldn't judge until we've run a mile in his Tom Shoes.
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This can be justified. Now where do you stand on Mike Myers Cat in the Hat?
Jim Carrey as the Grinch isn't the issue with that movie. He's fine.
It's pretty good, although there was a moment when I thought it was just going to end at the end of the second act
And I would have loved that
No actual violent encounters, none of the kids are ever actually in danger
The actual ending was still quite good and I liked it, but I think my momentary confusion with how long the movie was set me up for disappointment
I fucking loved it. Perfect movie to watch while mildly delirious.
RIP Johan Johansen
Yeah, that would have been a good ending too. I just loved how fucking bleak the ending was. Definitely unexpected.
Going to the movies on Thanksgiving rules
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