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Jacobkosh
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This song by obscure 80s postpunk band Too Much Joy is my own personal "Fairytale of New York" for the turkey holiday, and has one of my favorite opening verses ever.
"At the $5.99 buffet
In Reno on Thanksgiving day
Nobody seemed to care
Why anyone else was there"
which sure paints a picture in two sentences. I have had Thanksgivings like that, and I know I will again.
https://youtu.be/3MpOn8R6-0A
Listen to this song and then, later, join me in watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - on a square TV in a motel room, if at all possible.
If you're warm and comfortable and cozy on turkey and wine, spare a thought for the holiday traveler or the dude stuck at work, and if you're among the latter, know that you are missed and also nobody will judge you for getting that vending machine Snickers right now.
"At the $5.99 buffet
In Reno on Thanksgiving day
Nobody seemed to care
Why anyone else was there"
which sure paints a picture in two sentences. I have had Thanksgivings like that, and I know I will again.
https://youtu.be/3MpOn8R6-0AListen to this song and then, later, join me in watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - on a square TV in a motel room, if at all possible.
If you're warm and comfortable and cozy on turkey and wine, spare a thought for the holiday traveler or the dude stuck at work, and if you're among the latter, know that you are missed and also nobody will judge you for getting that vending machine Snickers right now.
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p much perfect thanksgiving
Thankfully, the cross over between thanksgiving dishes and Christmas ones is pretty substantial
*loads up cooking youtube channels and starts taking notes*
Green Bean Salad? What... no.
And now it is lost to the ages
Like tears in rain
It could have been true!
No-Quarter is
Turkey is a kind of strange meat, doesn't seem very birdlike from what I'm used to. It was good though!
It pleases me
me too!
we’re ok
but otherwise p good p good
The Lions always blow it
I saw that in a cartoon film about a dog when I was little.
they usually do ok thanksgiving at least
but yeah
yeah
Can you imagine
We'd have ... such a problem
How would they have even survived to this point
i have heard this when i was a child and just never found any reason to question it
Maybe they've been mostly indoors since they were dinosaurs
i think the idea is this is a post-domestication issue
But they would probably just freak out at the rain instead like a wussy animal experiencing snow for the first time.
same
Best case - alive turkeys that make more turkeys
Worst case - dinner
I didn't plan to buy anything but I've been googling a lot now and it seems like a very genuinely good deal. I think it's unlikely I would get a tv that big at any point in the near future otherwise.
Maybe I'll get Thanksgiving type stuff tomorrow while people are trampling each other for televisions.
Is ... there another way to do it???
There's the traditional last-night-before-payday coke party but that's about it.
They're so weakened, they can't possibly rebel and devour us.
Probably pretty cheap, right?
... I could have a turkey.
Feral pigs are just biding their time.