When Circe turned greek warriors of legend into boars they just sat in pens waiting to be slaughtered
What can a bunch of nerds-in-fantasy-bodies do
I mean the animal fairy specifically told them to get across the forest
after telling them that animals know TRUE TRUTHS and that they were about to go on a journey that would teach them more about themselves than the animals
Make the Scorpion convince a giant frog to take him across an enchanted lake.
Make the Buzzard constantly get distracted circling around carrion
Give the eagle crippling anxiety over the fact that rather than sound majestic, he sounds like a dying chicken. Also make this sound attract predators.
Make the crocodile get enchanted by a sleep spell in a lake filled with logs and other crocs, requiring the party to safely ID him
When Circe turned greek warriors of legend into boars they just sat in pens waiting to be slaughtered
What can a bunch of nerds-in-fantasy-bodies do
I mean the animal fairy specifically told them to get across the forest
after telling them that animals know TRUE TRUTHS and that they were about to go on a journey that would teach them more about themselves than the animals
and then asking if they had any liquor
If animals know True Truths then of course the humans would go mad with the information and/or be so seduced by the vision, just as the Siren Song promised eternal godly truth, that they would fly in to the sun or sea and drown themselves darting for atlantis
Your men are already dead
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
The rube paragraph is hilarious, the apple paragraph is poignant, the word choice is sumptuous
The ending is also hella poig
“Only thus, as sick people, could they marry. In any other terms, it would be a mésalliance, doomed to divorce from the start, for rubes and intellectuals must stick to their own class. If only it could take place—this honeymoon of the cripples, this nuptial consummation of the abandoned—while drinking the delicious amber whiskey in a joint with a juke box, a stout barkeep, and a handful of tottering derelicts; if it could take place, would it be possible to prevent him from marring it all by talking of secondary matters?”
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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You know what I miss most about the UK?
Scones with clotted cream. Like what type of a colony is this that we don't have clotted cream over here?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
"It turns out we couldn't make an obscene margin if we did that, so whatever, deal with it"
I mean the animal fairy specifically told them to get across the forest
after telling them that animals know TRUE TRUTHS and that they were about to go on a journey that would teach them more about themselves than the animals
and then asking if they had any liquor
Make the Buzzard constantly get distracted circling around carrion
Give the eagle crippling anxiety over the fact that rather than sound majestic, he sounds like a dying chicken. Also make this sound attract predators.
Make the crocodile get enchanted by a sleep spell in a lake filled with logs and other crocs, requiring the party to safely ID him
Yeah frybread
If animals know True Truths then of course the humans would go mad with the information and/or be so seduced by the vision, just as the Siren Song promised eternal godly truth, that they would fly in to the sun or sea and drown themselves darting for atlantis
Your men are already dead
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Also now I'm thinking of that movie the lobster.
“Only thus, as sick people, could they marry. In any other terms, it would be a mésalliance, doomed to divorce from the start, for rubes and intellectuals must stick to their own class. If only it could take place—this honeymoon of the cripples, this nuptial consummation of the abandoned—while drinking the delicious amber whiskey in a joint with a juke box, a stout barkeep, and a handful of tottering derelicts; if it could take place, would it be possible to prevent him from marring it all by talking of secondary matters?”
Eddy I need to have a lie-down
I’m forwarding my calls to your desk
Perfect
At first I led with this one as the thematic epigraph for my review but I decided it was too good for chat
Every line is incredible
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Just biotics is fine.
This does not need context
oh noooo
Like its not harmful but the delay will mean they cant reach the other side in time.
The solution is wacky charades to communicate this to the ghost.
So you’re antidali
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I cast Sting Ray on the Irwin
I’m pro-skubb! >:(
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
they are full of it; I've made a simple bag like that before; the material for that is not that expensive