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[NFL] Thread: Pittsburgh At Cleveland? There Is No Dog.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Honestly it is pretty gross that two NFC East teams are still alive

    And in the playoffs

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    I gotta focus on the positives...

    Mitch didn’t suck.

    ...That might be all I got right now.

    So, they cut Parkey yet?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Is double doinking a think for Parkey or something?

    He doinked four times in one game against the Lions this year.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Honestly it is pretty gross that two NFC East teams are still alive

    At least one is powered by the magic of Nick Foles.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    One by Nick’s big dick

    And one by Jerry Jones’s 97th facelift

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    NFL Network is already rerunning the game.

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    I really have to admit, I was ready to give up on the Eagles after the Dallas loss, so really even getting to the playoffs is gravy, but holy cow, the ending to that game.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    Honestly it is pretty gross that two NFC East teams are still alive

    On the bright side, the Slurs were two games up in the division at week ten, and they are not one of those teams still in the mix.

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    hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular


    Apparently there was juuust a slight tip on the kick.

    Which... kinda makes it even more insane that it still doinked twice.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    NFL Network is already rerunning the game.

    Yeah, I was out and about when it was on, so I appreciate this. Al Michaels still has it, but Collinsworth needs to shut up. He belabors the point so much and doesnt pay attention to live action. I want to throttle the asshole.

    Of course, I've fantasized about choking him out since Len Dawson was on Inside the NFL, so it's nothing new.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    I like collinsworth

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    Collingsworth said some point in the early game: "Many of these guys on the Eagles' roster didn't think they would be playing in a playoff game of this magnitude". I mean, its a wildcard game. It is literally the playoff game with the lowest amount of magnitude possible. >.>

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Collingsworth said some point in the early game: "Many of these guys on the Eagles' roster didn't think they would be playing in a playoff game of this magnitude". I mean, its a wildcard game. It is literally the playoff game with the lowest amount of magnitude possible. >.>

    And yet still probably a true statement.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    Collingsworth said some point in the early game: "Many of these guys on the Eagles' roster didn't think they would be playing in a playoff game of this magnitude". I mean, its a wildcard game. It is literally the playoff game with the lowest amount of magnitude possible. >.>

    And yet still probably a true statement.

    And yet still, Collinsworth is not that clever.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    Collingsworth said some point in the early game: "Many of these guys on the Eagles' roster didn't think they would be playing in a playoff game of this magnitude". I mean, its a wildcard game. It is literally the playoff game with the lowest amount of magnitude possible. >.>

    And yet still probably a true statement.

    And yet still, Collinsworth is not that clever.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Give that man a mustache and he’s Wooderson.

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    SimpsoniaSimpsonia Registered User regular
    I gotta focus on the positives...

    Mitch didn’t suck.

    ...That might be all I got right now.

    So, they cut Parkey yet?

    While Mitch didn't suck, he certainly wasn't playing ball at the level of a playoff caliber QB (not that Foles was much better). This has been one of my biggest criticisms of Mitch all season is that he certainly has an arm, and has talent, but I think his head game is just not at the professional level yet. When he gets his confidence shaken (and this is often), entire drives just fall apart. I don't expect the Rodgers/Brees/Brady level of hyper-focus and mentality, but he just seems to get rattled so often. It wasn't helped by the fact that we had essentially no run game at all against the Eagles.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    This showed up n my timeline and I can’t stop chuckling:

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    He was raw coming out of college, in his 2nd season, and first time in the playoffs. I'd be surprised if he didn't suck. He wasn't all that great during the regular season either.

    If you're a Bears fan, you'll have to hope he continues to grow in the off season and after being in a playoff game, he settles down more in the next one. As a Lion's fan, I hope he stays right where he's at, since that defense is scary enough, we don't need you to have a good QB as well.

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Trubisky is, at worst, another another Matt Stafford. He could be a great QB, maybe even an all-time great, but it will depend on having a competent coaching staff to reign in his talent.

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    Inkstain82Inkstain82 Registered User regular
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Inkstain82 wrote: »
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

    Yup, and if they'd given them That Catch™ (even though incomplete was apparently the correct ruling-upon-review), Bears probably win that game.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    This showed up n my timeline and I can’t stop chuckling:

    I wouldn't support barstool anything btw, they're are a toxic group of toxic masculine jerk offs.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Inkstain82 wrote: »
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

    Yup, and if they'd given them That Catch™ (even though incomplete was apparently the correct ruling-upon-review), Bears probably win that game.

    I want to say this too, but you could just as easily say the Eagles should have recovered the fumble and neither team scores any points before the half anyway.

    It was a “wtf” moment but I don’t think it changed the outcome

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Trubisky is, at worst, another another Matt Stafford. He could be a great QB, maybe even an all-time great, but it will depend on having a competent coaching staff to reign in his talent.

    Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Inkstain82 wrote: »
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

    Yup, and if they'd given them That Catch™ (even though incomplete was apparently the correct ruling-upon-review), Bears probably win that game.

    Well, the "correct" call should have been to let the play go because it was a fumble and not whistle the play dead. I think that the it was the best option after the play though because I would have gone apoplectic if they said it should have been changed to a completed pass.

    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Inkstain82 wrote: »
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

    Yup, and if they'd given them That Catch™ (even though incomplete was apparently the correct ruling-upon-review), Bears probably win that game.

    Well, the "correct" call should have been to let the play go because it was a fumble and not whistle the play dead. I think that the it was the best option after the play though because I would have gone apoplectic if they said it should have been changed to a completed pass.

    I think the rule should be if there's an official fuckup like that to just replay the down, that way officially it doesn't count

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    kaidkaid Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Inkstain82 wrote: »
    Trubisky set a franchise record for passing yards in a playoff game, threw no picks, and led the team into game-winning field goal range in the final minute.

    He wasn’t perfect, but he was good.

    Yup, and if they'd given them That Catch™ (even though incomplete was apparently the correct ruling-upon-review), Bears probably win that game.

    Well, the "correct" call should have been to let the play go because it was a fumble and not whistle the play dead. I think that the it was the best option after the play though because I would have gone apoplectic if they said it should have been changed to a completed pass.

    I think the rule should be if there's an official fuckup like that to just replay the down, that way officially it doesn't count

    I think that probably would be more fair than what happened. The receiver clearly caught it so it was not an incomplete pass that nobody picked it up and the refs blew the whistle prior to any player grabbing the ball is on them. That it was basically a fuck up all around a do over seems reasonable.

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    Looks like Titan's OC Matt LaFleur will be the next Green Bay Packers coach. Should be interesting as the Titan's never struck me as a innovative offensive team.

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Looks like Titan's OC Matt LaFleur will be the next Green Bay Packers coach. Should be interesting as the Titan's never struck me as a innovative offensive team.

    Really not sure how I feel about it yet. The Titans didn't have a lot of offensive weapons, much like the Packers this season. And what'd he do with that?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Looks like Titan's OC Matt LaFleur will be the next Green Bay Packers coach. Should be interesting as the Titan's never struck me as a innovative offensive team.

    We don't really need an offensively minded head coach. Rodgers is going to want to do his own thing. I would have preferred a DC but I guess we'll see.

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Looks like Titan's OC Matt LaFleur will be the next Green Bay Packers coach. Should be interesting as the Titan's never struck me as a innovative offensive team.

    Really not sure how I feel about it yet. The Titans didn't have a lot of offensive weapons, much like the Packers this season. And what'd he do with that?

    I think I'll be ok with this as long as he doesn't use a delayed hand off as his go to play on 3rd and 10 or greater situations.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Important consideration about Matt LaFleur, per reddit:
    Honestly, they didn't have many other choices. NFC North coaches have to be named either Matt or Mike.

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Important consideration about Matt LaFleur, per reddit:
    Honestly, they didn't have many other choices. NFC North coaches have to be named either Matt or Mike.

    I don’t know, Jim was a good coach in the NFC North

    Edit: Only in like the last 4 years though.....

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019


    Well Gritty could've made the FG

    EDIT: Maybe it's just me but the tweet isn't showing up and this is considerably less funny without the tweet

    EDIT2: They re-did the tweet. Got it this time.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jim is a cousin of the MattMikes and is allowable, but only 1 at a time

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Chicago fans have reacted predictably to missing the field goal.

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Ok I'm now on board with this LaFleur guy:

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    The fight for the top draft pick in 2021 just got a lot uglier last night.

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