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I turned 21 years old an hour ago

LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Yes, Mothers Day. What a lovely day to turn 21. Also, I'm pretty much a blank slate as far as alcohol is concerned. So, do you internet people have some drink suggestions?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Everything under the sink

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's not working.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    kahlua and tomato juice

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    liquid plumber

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tequila and cock

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  • Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Booze. Lots and lots of booze. Who cares what kind?

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Everclear.

    Nothing beats 190 proof alcohol.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bleach will get you totally smashed good luck

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    kahlua and tomato juice

    In a balloon. That's the most important part.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So, what I am hearing is don't mix beer and alcohol. I think I am going to mix beer and alcohol.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    remember that time your crappy forum shut down and no one but you cared?

    happy birthday!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Linksville wrote: »
    So, what I am hearing is don't mix beer and alcohol. I think I am going to mix beer and alcohol.

    You're retarded.


    And drink a bloody mary.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Linksville wrote: »
    So, what I am hearing is don't mix beer and alcohol. I think I am going to mix beer and alcohol.
    What

    Are you sure you're not drunk already

    Tired from rape. I got to keep my priorities.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    shit

    you should be passed out already

    damn all these alcohol virgins

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    Booze. Lots and lots of booze. Who cares what kind?

    i fucking hate you people

    the people that don't actually care about enjoying a drink they just want to WOOO GET DRUNK WOOOO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES as quick as possible

    they make mad dog and thunderbird specifically for you assholes, but i never see you drinking it

    i see you taking slugs of grey goose straight from the goddamned bottle

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    drink a shot of gasoline

    premium if you can afford it

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    Booze. Lots and lots of booze. Who cares what kind?

    i fucking hate you people

    the people that don't actually care about enjoying a drink they just want to WOOO GET DRUNK WOOOO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES as quick as possible

    they make mad dog and thunderbird specifically for you assholes, but i never see you drinking it

    i see you taking slugs of grey goose straight from the goddamned bottle

    What's in a mad dog/thunderbird, knob

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    remember that time your crappy forum shut down and no one but you cared?

    happy birthday!
    My goddamn PM box is still filled with people wanting to bring the forum back.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    kahlua and tomato juice
    Holy shit.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    when I turned 21 my dad took me to a bar and we watched a bears game

    I ended up driving home because my dad split like two pitchers with my uncle and I had basically taken what amounts to a sip

    I'm not real big on drinking

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  • Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    Booze. Lots and lots of booze. Who cares what kind?

    i fucking hate you people

    the people that don't actually care about enjoying a drink they just want to WOOO GET DRUNK WOOOO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES as quick as possible

    they make mad dog and thunderbird specifically for you assholes, but i never see you drinking it

    i see you taking slugs of grey goose straight from the goddamned bottle

    Dude, I don't drink. At all. It's called a "bad joke." This forum is filled with them.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    What's in a mad dog/thunderbird, knob



    it's not a mixed drink they are brands of alchohol specifically for hobos and people who don't care what their hooch tastes like

    as for what's in it?

    lysol and diesel, i think

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    kahlua and tomato juice
    Holy shit.

    Kahlua, Blue Maui, tomato juice, served in a water balloon which is tied shut.

    You have to poke a hole in it and suck it out.

    It's called the Gay Vampire.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    Booze. Lots and lots of booze. Who cares what kind?

    i fucking hate you people

    the people that don't actually care about enjoying a drink they just want to WOOO GET DRUNK WOOOO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES as quick as possible

    they make mad dog and thunderbird specifically for you assholes, but i never see you drinking it

    i see you taking slugs of grey goose straight from the goddamned bottle

    I am all about fine vodka but fuck grey goose. I'll take Belvedere over that any day of the week.

    Shorty on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I have never heard of that.

    And people take slugs of grey goose because A: they have money to burn and B: it's like getting hammered off air

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No.

    I mean, I once dared my friends that I would drink anything they paid for, at the bar.

    I drank a lot of vile shit, but kahlua and tomato juice? I think I would've passed on that.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    knob they make goon for those people
    those people being me some weeks

    goon being a 4 liter sack of wine for $3
    that translates to (according to google) 1 gallon for $2.50usd

    mix it up in a water bottle with some cordial and you have the most ghetto drink ever.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    180px-Maddog2020.jpg

    320px-Thunderbirdbottlevancouver.jpg

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  • Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seriously though, being a non-drinker, I don't get the appeal of drinking if not to get drunk. I don't get the appeal of drinking to be drunk, actually ("hey, let's go consume a toxin that will make us temporarily stupid, yay!").

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I have never heard of that.

    And people take slugs of grey goose because A: they have money to burn and B: it's like getting hammered off air

    Typically only people who drink a lot of martinis have heard of it.

    Edit: It's Polish.

    http://www.chillonqueen.com/247venue_images/7144-2006324-Belvedere%20Vodka.jpg

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Down here you can just get corn mash whiskey which is 190 proof.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    mad dog and thunderbird are the traditional hobo wines

    box wine (or goon wine as the aussies call it) is much classier than md or tbird

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    Seriously though, being a non-drinker, I don't get the appeal of drinking if not to get drunk. I don't get the appeal of drinking to be drunk, actually ("hey, let's go consume a toxin that will make us temporarily stupid, yay!").
    You're totally right, man.

    There is nothing physically or psychologically enjoyable about being drunk.

    People only do it because of peer pressure.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    when you are finished with the bag of goon you can inflate it like a pillow and sleep on it

    or squirt the bag on your friends so that they smell like hobo piss

    also jimbo shut the fuck up you antisocial hermit

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You guys don't want to know how many boxes of wine my store sold for mother's day. D:

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    180px-Maddog2020.jpg

    320px-Thunderbirdbottlevancouver.jpg

    Oh I've seen MD. But I was hammered off it.

    Tasted like cough syrup.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    mad dog and thunderbird are the traditional hobo wines

    box wine (or goon wine as the aussies call it) is much classier than md or tbird

    theres nothing classy about a water bottle filled with ribena and goon

    Oden on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Not being 21 never stopped me from drinkin'


    ...well it has. Since I have to find somebody with a fake or actually 21 to buy for me.

    Come November, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

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