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You've entered the bathroom of a grocery store on an urgent mission to do your business.
You select the largest stall because of course.
You do your business, and look for the TP.
There is no TP. There's no TP dispenser. There's just a few holes in the wall where a TP dispenser should be. Yikes.
(There is a seat liner dispenser tho).
While you were doing your business, another person entered the bathroom and went into a stall.
WHAT DO
You select the largest stall because of course.
You do your business, and look for the TP.
There is no TP. There's no TP dispenser. There's just a few holes in the wall where a TP dispenser should be. Yikes.
(There is a seat liner dispenser tho).
While you were doing your business, another person entered the bathroom and went into a stall.
WHAT DO
What do you do [chat]? 83 votes
Ask the other person for some TP
20%
17 votes
Wait until the other person leaves so you can shuffle over into another stall to get TP
27%
23 votes
Drip dry for a while then head on your way
0%
0 votes
Use the seat liners as TP (ouch)
22%
19 votes
Remain in the stall until you die of embarrassment and thirst
28%
24 votes
0
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oh i didn't mean it to come off hateful. i find it funny how skippy finds it funny to steal a friend's buff. just a chuckle over some minor hardship. i like my roommate ok.
i don't love the airbnb situation. i've found a couple of the guests cool to talk to for a minute and for the most part they're quiet and polite. but when a guest is here i have to share a bathroom. i have to be more mindful of noise (my roommate doesn't care about noise and her room is far from mine). it takes up the washier and dryer more as my roommate is constantly doing sheets and towels and stuff between every guest. i'd prefer if the guests weren't here.
but i haven't had like, huge problems with any of the guests. just nicer to live with fewer people (and nicer still to live alone but i can't afford it).
As I waited I pondered how others might handle this precarious situation!
I was trying not to be VULGAR but yes it's a number 2
Yes but what if you don't because you assume no reputable grocery store would have a stall with literally not even a dispenser
the handicapped stall no less
Fred Meyer ain't care about disabled people!!
Never do your business in public
Dark Crystal was so ahead of its time by having vaugely creepy and uncanny protagonists before the advent of mocap
ok as i read those options i got to number three and was like hmm, if it's just pee idk. i don't have those parts, how gross is it to just get up and walk away without dabbing away piss? maybe i'd just drip dry
but then i saw it was shit...
if it's shit how is just waiting an option
i'm p sure i could use my socks and underwear and throw them in the trash before i even considered just leaving the bathroom with shit still all up in my crack
maybe you got lucky and it was a clean break!
i am lucky enough to be 6' tall. i will never be lucky enough for a clean break, sigmund, you speak with impossible optimism
it's like wiping a marker
he told me when I got home and I said maybe we can find another one and he said he looked online but couldn't find it
*cracks wife knuckles*
like ten minutes later and I'm ordering him a replacement (just one size off, the other one was a bit snug anyway) off ebay
No prequels
I refuse
i'm not confident in this interpretation but are you saying if the shit is too big to deal with traditionally you should treat it like coal in a stocking
It’s literally the only option
I am saying eat cookies.
i thought this was gonna get real uncomfortable right here
Oh, right, just like, read the regular posts everyone posts all the time.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
d-damn ebay
waifu tier waifu
My mom knit a really nice wool carseat blanket for my daughter, and I accidentally put it in the dryer. I felt awful, but now it is a blanket for my daughter's doll.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
You must consider that it's only so absorbent in addition to its general awfulness so you tide yourself over with as much wiping as you can stand as you wait for another stall to clear out
Relief only truly comes about once you acquire the TP but until then you must survive
why are they all so BAD
it's like, LET'S GET LIT with a menorah or something something latkes lol
how did the jews ever run hollywood with this dearth of creativity
Smash you all to hell
aren't they supposed to be bad tho!
I'm one of those votes, so
Seat liner, you know? I should be so lucky!
Also hi [chat] friends I am still awake. Oops! Too excited about space.
LIke this one