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What do you do [chat]?

So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
You've entered the bathroom of a grocery store on an urgent mission to do your business.

You select the largest stall because of course.

You do your business, and look for the TP.

There is no TP. There's no TP dispenser. There's just a few holes in the wall where a TP dispenser should be. Yikes.

(There is a seat liner dispenser tho).

While you were doing your business, another person entered the bathroom and went into a stall.

WHAT DO

What do you do [chat]? 83 votes

Ask the other person for some TP
20% 17 votes
Wait until the other person leaves so you can shuffle over into another stall to get TP
27% 23 votes
Drip dry for a while then head on your way
0% 0 votes
Use the seat liners as TP (ouch)
22% 19 votes
Remain in the stall until you die of embarrassment and thirst
28% 24 votes
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Brody wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my roommate is trying really hard to get some exclusive status on airbnb (i think you need to get a large number of 5 star reviews). so she is very people-pleasing with everyone who stays here. she obviously hates the fuck out of this guest. i was just in the kitchen for a few minutes and it couldn't be clearer but he doesn't realize. he's kind of loud, standing a little too close to her, continuing the conversation when she's obviously just trying to watch tv. she is so fucking irritated but this guy thinks they're having a great chat.

    i wish i could convey how funny it is to me. deep sigh of contentment.

    Do you not like the AirBNB setup, or her in general?

    oh i didn't mean it to come off hateful. i find it funny how skippy finds it funny to steal a friend's buff. just a chuckle over some minor hardship. i like my roommate ok.

    i don't love the airbnb situation. i've found a couple of the guests cool to talk to for a minute and for the most part they're quiet and polite. but when a guest is here i have to share a bathroom. i have to be more mindful of noise (my roommate doesn't care about noise and her room is far from mine). it takes up the washier and dryer more as my roommate is constantly doing sheets and towels and stuff between every guest. i'd prefer if the guests weren't here.

    but i haven't had like, huge problems with any of the guests. just nicer to live with fewer people (and nicer still to live alone but i can't afford it).

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Good luck with your restroom dilemma, SiG.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Oh it's been solved

    As I waited I pondered how others might handle this precarious situation!

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    This is karmic justice for taking the handicapped stall just because it’s bigger

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Is it number 1 or 2

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Given the premature demise of the last chat I assume the poll is a pressing concern.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Is it number 1 or 2

    I was trying not to be VULGAR but yes it's a number 2

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Always check the TP situation before doing your business!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Always check the TP situation before doing your business!

    Yes but what if you don't because you assume no reputable grocery store would have a stall with literally not even a dispenser

    the handicapped stall no less

    Fred Meyer ain't care about disabled people!!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    y'all voting for wiping with seat liners are hardcore

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Always check the TP situation before doing your business!

    Never do your business in public

    fuck gendered marketing
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i shoot the hostage

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Select the seat liner,

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular


    Dark Crystal was so ahead of its time by having vaugely creepy and uncanny protagonists before the advent of mocap

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    How did you make a secret ballot??????

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Use seat liners as underwear liner, go look for TP.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wait what the fuck

    ok as i read those options i got to number three and was like hmm, if it's just pee idk. i don't have those parts, how gross is it to just get up and walk away without dabbing away piss? maybe i'd just drip dry

    but then i saw it was shit...

    if it's shit how is just waiting an option

    i'm p sure i could use my socks and underwear and throw them in the trash before i even considered just leaving the bathroom with shit still all up in my crack

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait what the fuck

    ok as i read those options i got to number three and was like hmm, if it's just pee idk. i don't have those parts, how gross is it to just get up and walk away without dabbing away piss? maybe i'd just drip dry

    but then i saw it was shit...

    if it's shit how is just waiting an option

    i'm p sure i could use my socks and underwear and throw them in the trash before i even considered just leaving the bathroom with shit still all up in my crack

    maybe you got lucky and it was a clean break!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait what the fuck

    ok as i read those options i got to number three and was like hmm, if it's just pee idk. i don't have those parts, how gross is it to just get up and walk away without dabbing away piss? maybe i'd just drip dry

    but then i saw it was shit...

    if it's shit how is just waiting an option

    i'm p sure i could use my socks and underwear and throw them in the trash before i even considered just leaving the bathroom with shit still all up in my crack

    maybe you got lucky and it was a clean break!

    i am lucky enough to be 6' tall. i will never be lucky enough for a clean break, sigmund, you speak with impossible optimism

    it's like wiping a marker

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    oh yeah and I was also going to post that the nanny put my husband's favorite wool sweater in the dryer today and he is sad about it

    he told me when I got home and I said maybe we can find another one and he said he looked online but couldn't find it

    *cracks wife knuckles*

    like ten minutes later and I'm ordering him a replacement (just one size off, the other one was a bit snug anyway) off ebay

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Nope

    No prequels

    I refuse

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    If it's too big, let me tell you. This is an easily solved problem with christmas coming up.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    If it's too big, let me tell you. This is an easily solved problem with christmas coming up.

    i'm not confident in this interpretation but are you saying if the shit is too big to deal with traditionally you should treat it like coal in a stocking

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    y'all voting for wiping with seat liners are hardcore

    It’s literally the only option

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    If it's too big, let me tell you. This is an easily solved problem with christmas coming up.

    i'm not confident in this interpretation but are you saying if the shit is too big to deal with traditionally you should treat it like coal in a stocking

    I am saying eat cookies.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh yeah and I was also going to post that the nanny put my husband's favorite wool sweater in the dryer today and he is sad about it

    he told me when I got home and I said maybe we can find another one and he said he looked online but couldn't find it

    *cracks wife knuckles*

    i thought this was gonna get real uncomfortable right here

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Wait a minute, private poll, then how will we know the bathroom habits of [cha....

    Oh, right, just like, read the regular posts everyone posts all the time.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Somewhat related to the poll, I think I might be dying. My stomach feels awful, and I can't get more than a couple feet away from a toilet without feeling fear. Also, there was a solid hour when the work bathroom was without tp, and I began considering using my socks/underwear and then leaving early.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    oh man I just found a similar one in the right size which I'm buying as a backup and ebay gave me ten dollars off

    d-damn ebay

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh man I just found a similar one in the right size which I'm buying as a backup and ebay gave me ten dollars off

    d-damn ebay

    waifu tier waifu

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh yeah and I was also going to post that the nanny put my husband's favorite wool sweater in the dryer today and he is sad about it

    he told me when I got home and I said maybe we can find another one and he said he looked online but couldn't find it

    *cracks wife knuckles*

    like ten minutes later and I'm ordering him a replacement (just one size off, the other one was a bit snug anyway) off ebay

    My mom knit a really nice wool carseat blanket for my daughter, and I accidentally put it in the dryer. I felt awful, but now it is a blanket for my daughter's doll.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Wiping with a seat liner in that situation is a crucial step but by no means the ultimate solution

    You must consider that it's only so absorbent in addition to its general awfulness so you tide yourself over with as much wiping as you can stand as you wait for another stall to clear out

    Relief only truly comes about once you acquire the TP but until then you must survive

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sigmund pretend you're my wife for like 3 minutes and find me a good ugly hanukkah sweater

    why are they all so BAD

    it's like, LET'S GET LIT with a menorah or something something latkes lol

    how did the jews ever run hollywood with this dearth of creativity

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Apparently the company Cygames would like to make japanese work-culture habitable by humans.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Smash you all

    Smash you all to hell

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    sigmund pretend you're my wife for like 3 minutes and find me a good ugly hanukkah sweater

    why are they all so BAD

    it's like, LET'S GET LIT with a menorah or something something latkes lol

    how did the jews ever run hollywood with this dearth of creativity

    aren't they supposed to be bad tho!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    y'all voting for wiping with seat liners are hardcore

    I'm one of those votes, so

    Seat liner, you know? I should be so lucky!

    Also hi [chat] friends I am still awake. Oops! Too excited about space.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Try Target

    LIke this one



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