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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Was Fringe not on another streaming service?

    Not on Prime, Netflix, or Hulu at least.

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I prefer restroom fights

    Lots of hard, flat surfaces, and using someones face to break a procelain sink is always brutal

    yeah but you can't use a blender to kill someone in there

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    dump someone in a garbage bin, stick someone's head in a deep fryer, jam their hand down a meat grinder or garbage disposal, throw kitchen knives, slide them down a long countertop, bang them through a bunch of hanging pots and pans, the possibilities are truly endless

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I prefer restroom fights

    Lots of hard, flat surfaces, and using someones face to break a procelain sink is always brutal

    yeah but you can't use a blender to kill someone in there

    Yeah but in which location have you seen a man reload his fists like they were shotguns

    that's right, a bathroom

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kitchen fights are always my favorite

    Heavily varied improvised (and familiar) weapons combined with tight, specific spaces

    It's the perfect place for a fight scene

    I just watched the drug kitchen fight in the raid and it was real fun

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    existexist Registered User regular
    The Raid 1 was ok

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    The most boring kitchen fight ever is in Spy. Jut on person repeatedly trying to stab someone exactly the same way getting repeatedly blocked by a pan. The worst fightscene I can remember from the top of my head.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    I should watch raid 2 again, I honestly haven't since seeing it in theaters

    I've probably watched the raid like... every six months since it came out, it feels like. it just ends up happening and it turns out I can watch that movie at any moment. I feel like I'm generally in the minority in actually really liking the characters and storytelling in the raid, it's so purposefully minimalist but still extremely evocative to me.

    I also love the final fight but totally agree the first mad dog fight is way better. the captain is the best part of that movie, and that fight is a really stunning piece of action movie storytelling

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Was Fringe not on another streaming service?

    It and Veronica Mars were on go90 (another free streaming service, that shut down last July) for a bit

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    The most boring kitchen fight ever is in Spy. Jut on person repeatedly trying to stab someone exactly the same way getting repeatedly blocked by a pan. The worst fightscene I can remember from the top of my head.

    im pretty sure that fight is a joke

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I swear Fringe was on Netflix long ago, back before anyone told me it was good

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    One of the great bits of storytelling in the kitchen fight
    It becomes pretty clear early on that The Assassin is outmatched by Rama, but it's also clear that he's still extremely dangerous and the fight could turn at any moment. The story of the fight is really coherent and the tension of "is Rama going to stay on top" is there throughout, but the final victory is set up as making sense as soon as the tide turns Rama's way. There's also the fact that The Assassin only needs to win this fight, and Rama needs to win this one and whatever the next one is, so as he becomes more injured the chances of his overall victory become slimmer.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    The Raid is really great and I love it! I just have that issue with the last fight, that's all. It's a pretty cool fight scene itself, just way too long. If it finished when the boys stab the broken flourescent tube into Mad Dogs neck, that would make more sense (they figured out that trying to fight him individually but simultaneously ensured they got the stuffing beaten out of them, teaming up and fighting him together is what allowed them to defeat him) because it's very much a lethal thing to do to a human being no matter how amazing they are at kicking ass, and significantly shortens the scene.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    The most boring kitchen fight ever is in Spy. Jut on person repeatedly trying to stab someone exactly the same way getting repeatedly blocked by a pan. The worst fightscene I can remember from the top of my head.

    im pretty sure that fight is a joke

    But it wasn't funny either...

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    honovere wrote: »
    honovere wrote: »
    The most boring kitchen fight ever is in Spy. Jut on person repeatedly trying to stab someone exactly the same way getting repeatedly blocked by a pan. The worst fightscene I can remember from the top of my head.

    im pretty sure that fight is a joke

    But it wasn't funny either...

    ...right, because it's a joke.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    One of the great bits of storytelling in the kitchen fight
    It becomes pretty clear early on that The Assassin is outmatched by Rama, but it's also clear that he's still extremely dangerous and the fight could turn at any moment. The story of the fight is really coherent and the tension of "is Rama going to stay on top" is there throughout, but the final victory is set up as making sense as soon as the tide turns Rama's way. There's also the fact that The Assassin only needs to win this fight, and Rama needs to win this one and whatever the next one is, so as he becomes more injured the chances of his overall victory become slimmer.
    I love the pacing and story of that fight.
    Evolving from a bit of sparring to a toe-to-toe fight to a desperate struggle to two wolves feverishly tearing at each other's throats. It's 6 straight minutes of bonkers action.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I finished The Raid

    that was a neat little movie

    cool fights, efficient storytelling

    and it only did my fighting movie pet peeve once that I could see

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I swear Fringe was on Netflix long ago, back before anyone told me it was good

    It's been awhile but yeah it used to be there. I miss it so much.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bathroom fights are good because there's always the risk of someone getting their head dunked into a toilet full of piss and/or shit

    and that is just raunchy

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I finished The Raid

    that was a neat little movie

    cool fights, efficient storytelling

    and it only did my fighting movie pet peeve once that I could see

    What's your fighting movie pet peeve?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I swear Fringe was on Netflix long ago, back before anyone told me it was good

    It's been awhile but yeah it used to be there. I miss it so much.

    I've actually only ever seen 1 or 2 episodes. But I bought the full Blu Ray set years ago. I should crack it open some day.

    I also have the full set of BSG. Should watch that too.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Its one of those series that takes a bit to get the wheels turning. But once it does and the actual larger story of the show comes into focus it is really strong.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    When The Raid came out, it had been a while since I’d seen a truly great action movie. Or even one that really took its action seriously. The majority of US action films have embarrassingly bad action choreography/direction, and it had been a while since we’d seen any big cross over success from Asia, like Ong Bak.

    I feel like in the years since we’ve seen a a lot of excellent action films popping up around the globe (John Wick!), but it’s hard to overstate how much of a breath of fresh air The Raid was in 2011.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I prefer restroom fights

    Lots of hard, flat surfaces, and using someones face to break a procelain sink is always brutal

    Batman agrees.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I finished The Raid

    that was a neat little movie

    cool fights, efficient storytelling

    and it only did my fighting movie pet peeve once that I could see

    What's your fighting movie pet peeve?

    when a mook tries to hit the main guy but he blocks it, and then the mook just stands there waiting for the main guy to break his face or whatever

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Gustav wrote: »
    Its one of those series that takes a bit to get the wheels turning. But once it does and the actual larger story of the show comes into focus it is really strong.

    it doesn't get good until like halfway through season 1, imo

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bathroom fights are good because there's always the risk of someone getting their head dunked into a toilet full of piss and/or shit

    and that is just raunchy

    Break all my bones and stab me full of holes, but good lord don’t hit me with those peepoops.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I prefer restroom fights

    Lots of hard, flat surfaces, and using someones face to break a procelain sink is always brutal

    Batman agrees.

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    This was one of the like, 4 things I liked in this movie?

    It's definitely the only good thing that happens in that fight scene

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    i like that the kryptonite gas looks like cartoon farts

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    When The Raid came out, it had been a while since I’d seen a truly great action movie. Or even one that really took its action seriously. The majority of US action films have embarrassingly bad action choreography/direction, and it had been a while since we’d seen any big cross over success from Asia, like Ong Bak.

    I feel like in the years since we’ve seen a a lot of excellent action films popping up around the globe (John Wick!), but it’s hard to overstate how much of a breath of fresh air The Raid was in 2011.

    I bought, I think, Raid and Raid II off iTunes a long time ago. I guess I should watch them.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I just realised that the upcoming Mads Mikkelsen films “Polar” and “Arctic”, both releasing within a week of each other, are in fact not the same film and I am in fact not going crazy.

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    Corporal CarlCorporal Carl Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I prefer restroom fights

    Lots of hard, flat surfaces, and using someones face to break a procelain sink is always brutal

    Batman agrees.

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    So Henry Cavill is specialised in bathroom fights?
    - Batman v Superman
    - Mission Impossible Fallout
    - The Man from UNCLE

    Any more movies of his?

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I just realised that the upcoming Mads Mikkelsen films “Polar” and “Arctic”, both releasing within a week of each other, are in fact not the same film and I am in fact not going crazy.

    i think you can be forgiven for that

    they're not exactly hemispheres apart

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    My favorite part about that Batman v. Superman fight is that, against a godlike being from beyond the stars, Bruce Wayne quickly reverts to prison rules.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Zonugal wrote: »
    My favorite part about that Batman v. Superman fight is that, against a godlike being from beyond the stars, Bruce Wayne quickly reverts to prison rules.

    Dude needs to commit to a shanking if he’s gonna make it in the life though

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bathroom fights are good because there's always the risk of someone getting their head dunked into a toilet full of piss and/or shit

    and that is just raunchy

    That reminds me

    Mission Impossible: Fallout had a really good bathroom fight

    And not just because it involved Henry Cavill cocking his fists like shotguns

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    This is a long, rambling, but excellent thread about Barbra Streisand, and women in general, not getting the respect they deserve as directors.



    Sheila O’Malley is great and everyone should read her work.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Even if you don't love Fringe you should watch it for the performance of John Noble.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I'm kind of baffled that anyone didn't hear Fringe was great when it was airing

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm kind of baffled that anyone didn't hear Fringe was great when it was airing

    I think it got killed by starting slow. The show takes a little while to get its wheels spinning and I wonder if it lost viewership before it got a chance to shine.

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