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John Wick Chucks An Assault Rifle At A Dude in the [movies] Thread

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    As with any joke, hyperbole in poor taste merits critique.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Its possible that may have been comical hyperbole
    I mean sure but also the dude is a gross shitbird and that should probably also be mentioned when folks are doing nothing but singing his praises and talking about how great he is

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    As far as I'm concerned, every gross famous dude should basically have whatever the worst thing they've done appended to their name so it's implicitly part of every conversation about them

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh yeah. I don't really have a problem with reminding people he's a piece of shit.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i'm well aware that michael bay is scum

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I actually didn't know that so it's probably for the best that people decided to mention it!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    oh yeah no it's always good to be reminded

    i mean how many times have i posted the same damn article about the brownface in aladdin at this point

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    oh yeah no it's always good to be reminded

    i mean how many times have i posted the same damn article about the brownface in aladdin at this point
    The WHAT now???

    (No I already know about it)

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the page didn't load both sentences at once and i literally had to suppress a scream before scrolling down

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    I had not heard that particular example of Bay being a scumbag toward Megan Fox, so that was interesting to learn.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Give me a Monkey Island movie series

    Cinema need more screwball pirate comedy

    If you haven't seen it, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! is lots of fun.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Give me a new Cabin Boy movie

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Personally I think we should always recite the same arguments about Bay until the heat death of the universe

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    give me the chris elliot cinematic universe i so rightfully deserve

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Give me a new Cabin Boy movie

    We've had enough Treasure Island adaptations, I feel.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I saw the Korean movie I Can Speak today.

    It's nice and funny and incredibly heartbreaking. And a powerhouse lead performance. I'm kinda overwhelmed right now.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    give me the chris elliot cinematic universe i so rightfully deserve

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    About to go watch a movie about a Fishboy

    Blank as the only other person in the world who saw Aquaman wow Aquaman is good and it would be nice if literally another human being saw it

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    AQUAMAN SPOILERS FOR THE COOL EXCLUSIVE CLUB OF THE TWO HUMANS WHO SAW AQUAMAN
    They basically gave Arthur an Arthurean quest

    Mera ate a flower and then Arthur also ate a flower

    FOUR TIMES a conversation is interrupted by a sudden exploding wall

    I also feel it merits mention that my son is named Arthur and has vestigial gills as a rare birth defect which I think makes me Temuera Morrison.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Bobble wrote: »
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    I will never forgive Jurassic World 2 for that damn brachiosaurus scene.

    We were watching it at an outdoor theatre and when that scene ended, someone right down the back near the toilets yelled “oh fuck you!” in the most distraught voice.

    Haven't seen it and probably won't, so what happened in the scene?
    The island where the dinosaurs all live is getting wiped out by a volcano, so everyone is trying to get to the boats to evacuate. The dinosaurs are all panicking and running to the beaches and cliffs to escape the destruction, most drowning in the sea in the process. The protagonists just barely escape to one of the boats carrying a bunch of dinos off the island, and as it pulls off out to sea they turn back to see a lone brachiosaurus reach the pier, staring after them like an abandoned dog. As it is silhouetted by the flames and pyroclastic flow rushing up behind it, it lets out a heart-wrenching cry to the sky, before it is engulfed by the cloud and dies.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I loved how even Entourage shit on Michael Bay.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    AQUAMAN SPOILERS FOR THE COOL EXCLUSIVE CLUB OF THE TWO HUMANS WHO SAW AQUAMAN
    They basically gave Arthur an Arthurean quest

    Mera ate a flower and then Arthur also ate a flower

    FOUR TIMES a conversation is interrupted by a sudden exploding wall

    I also feel it merits mention that my son is named Arthur and has vestigial gills as a rare birth defect which I think makes me Temuera Morrison.
    Honestly the vibe I came out of Aquaman with more than anything else was "That movie was charming"

    It has plenty of warts (holy CHRIST the kid playing teenage Aquaman is one of the worst performances I've seen) but it is so earnest and full of energy and enthusiasm for its source material and just this insane sci-fi fantasy fishman epic existing it is a really fun, endearing experience that I loved.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    AQUAMAN SPOILERS FOR THE COOL EXCLUSIVE CLUB OF THE TWO HUMANS WHO SAW AQUAMAN
    They basically gave Arthur an Arthurean quest

    Mera ate a flower and then Arthur also ate a flower

    FOUR TIMES a conversation is interrupted by a sudden exploding wall

    I also feel it merits mention that my son is named Arthur and has vestigial gills as a rare birth defect which I think makes me Temuera Morrison.
    Honestly the vibe I came out of Aquaman with more than anything else was "That movie was charming"

    It has plenty of warts (holy CHRIST the kid playing teenage Aquaman is one of the worst performances I've seen) but it is so earnest and full of energy and enthusiasm for its source material and just this insane sci-fi fantasy fishman epic existing it is a really fun, endearing experience that I loved.

    I can agree with a decent amount of that. But some of the warts bothered me a bit more. Like, holy shit, a couple of those fight scenes were CGI as bad or worse than the climax of Black Panther. And the digital de-aging was more along the lines of Leia in Rogue One than Tarkin in Rogue One. Which was all the more frustrating when contrasted with some amazing visual depictions of Atlantis and other great shots and effects work underwater. At one point the combination of visuals and music had me thinking of some of the best bits of Tron: Legacy. And Sigur Ros was a strong musical choice for the beginning of the film. Which only made the Pitbull that much more jarring even though I was expecting it.

    I really just didn't like Patrick Wilson as Orm, the king who hates the surface world but was apparently 100% inspired by Michael Buffer.

    I was the only person in my screening laughing out loud the 4th time an exploding wall interrupted a conversation. And I just could not stop.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I kind of secretly hope Dracula will turn up in.... every movie I watch

    Home Alone where Kevin is trapped alone in a church setting traps for an increasingly frustrated Dracula

    Home Alone except Kevin ran away with a girl who happens to be Liam Neeson's character from Taken's granddaughter. Shit gets real when he assumes she was kidnapped and tries to break into Kevin's house. Taken Home Alone: Kevin vs Bryan.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    The exploding wall running gag was fantastic

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    It works so well because it’s never commented on and you’re not quite sure the movie is self-aware about it

    But they had to know

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh my gosh, Into the Spider-Verse was so good, I was grinning like a kid the whole way through

    That movie is seriously stylish as hell

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    It better win every Oscar, even Best Foreign Drama.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm feeling confident it will win 65 Oscars this year.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    I feel like it will probably be nominated for one award - best animated film - and then lose to Incredibles 2

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I feel like it will probably be nominated for one award - best animated film - and then lose to Incredibles 2

    If you want to be a realistic jerk about it!

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    I'm feeling confident it will win 65 Oscars this year.

    And if not, I demand to be taken to the universe where it does.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    McFodder wrote: »
    I'm feeling confident it will win 65 Oscars this year.

    And if not, I demand to be taken to the universe where it does.

    Well just so you know (Spider-verse spoilers)
    That would be the Noir-verse where the rubik's cube and this movie are the only things in color. Naturally, the movie made all of the money.

    Bobble on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    i just got out of spider-verse

    I'm so, so happy to see a marvel movie that makes me feel good and smile, what an insane burst of fresh air

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I watched Ant-man and the Wasp last night

    It was very, very good

    Michael Pena is a treasure

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I watched Ant-man and the Wasp last night

    It was very, very good

    Michael Pena is a treasure

    "You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out."

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Watching Evangeline Lilly enjoy the hell out of pretending to be Michael Pena might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Today my best friend and I celebrate our favorite holiday tradition: the entire, extended LotR trilogy.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Speaking of...



    More in the thread if you click through. What the hell!?

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I guess he got the extendeds on BluRay.

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