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Man kills transvestite Ho with Hoe

Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
olol linksville, but the subject is too good to waste.

50 year old man brings a 30 year old transvestite male prostitute back TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE, where he ends up killing the hooker with a garden hoe. Could be any of us in 30 years really.


http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_335002654.html?13

You really can't make this shit up.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    not me it couldnt be me

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fark Jr. lol

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    or any of us in 5-10 years

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Haha

    Ho

    Hoe

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Police aren’t certain of the motive, but they do not believe Freeman suddenly discovered the prostitute was a man.


    Honestly, that's where my mind went first, too

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    or me on November 30th 2005.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    or me on November 30th 2005.
    oh you

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh it's a pun right

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    linksv

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have an urge to watch scooby doo

    not sure where it came from

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What a touching love story,

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kusugattai did it

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If there's a dick,

    hit it with a stick.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    no i didnt

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gay panic defense is a term used to describe a rare but high-profile legal defense against charges of assault or murder. A defendant using the gay panic defense claims that he or she acted in a state of violent temporary insanity because of a little-known psychiatric condition called homosexual panic. The defense rarely wins acquittals, but it is often successful at reducing culpability and mitigating punishments.

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  • Tibetan Yak FarmerTibetan Yak Farmer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I met some drag queens at a rave last night. They were checkin' me out. It was pretty funny. Boy, I tell ya. The things people do these days.

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Gay panic defense is a term used to describe a rare but high-profile legal defense against charges of assault or murder. A defendant using the gay panic defense claims that he or she acted in a state of violent temporary insanity because of a little-known psychiatric condition called homosexual panic. The defense rarely wins acquittals, but it is often successful at reducing culpability and mitigating punishments.

    Sounds like "Black Rage" to me.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Didn't they use that defense in Laramie?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes, but it didn't do shit. They both got life

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Well yeah. Wait, did the one who pleaded innocent get life too? I thought he was death row material.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Has anybody seen tfs lately?

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  • IncendiaryIncendiary Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    At first I thought this thread was going to be about Don Ho.

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would, personally, use a knife or a gun. It just doesn't seem like using a hoe is very clean or efficient. I don't know ... maybe use the handle end to jab them in the eyeball? I just can't see it.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    I would, personally, use a knife or a gun. It just doesn't seem like using a hoe is very clean or efficient. I don't know ... maybe use the handle end to jab them in the eyeball? I just can't see it.
    I don't think you know what a hoe is

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    noice

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    olol linksville, but the subject is too good to waste.

    50 year old man brings a 30 year old transvestite male prostitute back TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE, where he ends up killing the hooker with a garden hoe. Could be any of us in 30 years really.


    http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_335002654.html?13

    You really can't make this shit up.

    Shit it was John Freeman! Gordon Freeman's brother!

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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Has anybody seen tfs lately?
    GO TO HELL FAGGOT

    GO TO HELL FAGGOT

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