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CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
edited January 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
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    Folding chat. :)

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    This chat does not spark joy.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Folding shirts like that takes too much time.

    And then they're all falling over and shit when the drawer is half empty.

    Iono it never really felt worth it to me.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    https://douchebags.com/

    huh
    this is a real company that makes real luggage
    Founded in 2012 by the Swedish freeski legend Jon Olsson and the Norwegian product designer Truls Brataas, Douchebags has established itself as a globally recognized brand - winning several well known awards for both design and functionality.

    Based on our roots in the action sports community, we are merging an urban and active lifestyle to challenge the traditional approach of luggage. Our mission is to make better journeys through smarter travel gear.

    We want people to be able to travel however they want, whilst bringing whatever they need. We develop travel gear for the long journeys as well as the short ones – for the passionate people who travel the world in search of adventure.


    Happy-travels!

    they stuck with that name

    poo
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    What if you don't have a drawer's worth of ironic graphic tees you need to see the front of

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh hey

    My spirit animal

  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    What if you don't have a drawer's worth of ironic graphic tees you need to see the front of

    Death.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    My shirts are all hanging not in drawers. My small drawers are for underwear and socks only.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    If you're not ninja shirt folding you're already dead anyway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1nGpvaHno

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    What if you don't have a drawer's worth of ironic graphic tees you need to see the front of

    Then do it a different way

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
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    Folding chat. :)

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    hmm i guess my roommate's usual dog walker is on vacation, as a new person just showed up. i am on vacation all week and would have gladly walked the dog during the day as i love her stupid face. o well. i think she already paid this lady for the week.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    If you're not ninja shirt folding you're already dead anyway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1nGpvaHno

    I could also never get this to work on any but the flimsiest shirts.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    If you're not ninja shirt folding you're already dead anyway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1nGpvaHno

    This is a powerful new technique you have bestowed upon me

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Actually what I really need is a table to fold on at the proper height.

    My bed is way too low way too much bending over.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What if you don't have a drawer's worth of ironic graphic tees you need to see the front of

    Then do it a different way
    but the tv told me

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i will not drunk amazon shop gudetama merch
    i will not drunk amazon shop gudetama merch
    i will not drunk amazon shop gudetama merch

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    It's a bit cold.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    you could fit at least 28 books in that drawer

    what a disgusting waste

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Actually what I really need is a table to fold on at the proper height.

    My bed is way too low way too much bending over.

    For 10 years now I've been telling myself I'd get a folding board like I could use back on retail. I've yet to do it.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3b-8_3rAEo

    A combination of Rachel Bloom and one half of Garfunkel and Oates? Internet you so good to me today.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmm i guess my roommate's usual dog walker is on vacation, as a new person just showed up. i am on vacation all week and would have gladly walked the dog during the day as i love her stupid face. o well. i think she already paid this lady for the week.

    you could offer since it's Monday, ideally you don't have to do it and just get to be kind in theory

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Today would be MLK's 90th birthday.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

    Hard pass

    Alt:

    PowerPoint full of cute puppies

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    you could fit at least 28 books in that drawer

    what a disgusting waste

    why keep books in drawers when you can keep them on the ground

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

    Hard pass

    Alt:

    PowerPoint full of cute puppies

    Powerpoint of cute puppies dictating your strengths and why they should hire you, and to make a convincing argument that you should not make powerpoints if hired.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    you could fit at least 28 books in that drawer

    what a disgusting waste

    why keep books in drawers when you can keep them on the ground

    You do.

    Stack books on ground in the form of bookshelves upon which... more books

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

    Is the job even related to giving presentations?

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Riemann have you read Ancillary Justice?

    There is a bit of talk about religion that is super in-line with a lot of the stuff you've said recently. The author does a good job of portraying a religion that's pseudo-pantheistic but also believing in the gods isn't really the point.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    you could fit at least 28 books in that drawer

    what a disgusting waste

    why keep books in drawers when you can keep them on the ground

    You do.

    Stack books on ground in the form of bookshelves upon which... more books

    This leads to fight club, I am Jack's powers of prognostication.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

    Hard pass

    Alt:

    PowerPoint full of cute puppies
    Right, I'm like I kinda don't want to take a second interview, but I don't have a job so I'd do it, but I might be salty as fuck.

    But other things were like, prepare to spend a full day on talking to clients and team members.

    fffffff

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    On British Kitchen nightmares Gordon Ramsey spends most of his time talking to people calmly about how to solve their problems

    I’m one episode he said one of the two chefs wasn’t a good fit and helped him get another job at a different place. He checked in with him later and seemed genuinely glad it was a better fit

    In the American version he just yells at people with untreated depression

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    #2 may end up being a hoarder. he has very strong emotional/memory attachment to nearly everything.

    he literally collapsed into a crying screaming mess last night because he had a sheet of paper from his teacher and he couldn't find it. I guess the paper had some nice words from his teacher? and now it's lost forever and he will never remember what it said.

    child pls

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Riemann have you read Ancillary Justice?

    There is a bit of talk about religion that is super in-line with a lot of the stuff you've said recently. The author does a good job of portraying a religion that's pseudo-pantheistic but also believing in the gods isn't really the point.

    I have not read that no. Sounds interesting though.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    "If chosen for a second interview, we will need you to create a powerpoint presentation for our client dictating your strengths and why they should hire you."

    That's annoying as fuck.

    Is the job even related to giving presentations?

    No, it's monitoring construction jobs. If they said make a spreadsheet presentation. That would make more sense.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    On British Kitchen nightmares Gordon Ramsey spends most of his time talking to people calmly about how to solve their problems

    I’m one episode he said one of the two chefs wasn’t a good fit and helped him get another job at a different place. He checked in with him later and seemed genuinely glad it was a better fit

    In the American version he just yells at people with untreated depression

    I wonder which Gordon is the real one... I'm going to say american Gordon.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i wish i had a paper where somebody wrote something nice about me

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    On British Kitchen nightmares Gordon Ramsey spends most of his time talking to people calmly about how to solve their problems

    I’m one episode he said one of the two chefs wasn’t a good fit and helped him get another job at a different place. He checked in with him later and seemed genuinely glad it was a better fit

    In the American version he just yells at people with untreated depression

    His YouTube videos are astonishingly dense. It's incredible how much he conveys per second. I always end up watching each video at least three times per use

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