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Helpin' out your neighbors in [chat]

So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
It's fucking COLD AS SHIT in parts of the US right now. Below please read about a poster who is helping out some neighbors during these FREEZING ASS times:

It's TRACE!
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Trace wrote: »
How cold is it?

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that cold

Trace wrote: »
Soooo someone slammed into a utility pole last night.

While I'm fine and dandy, full house generators are the shit, I'm pretty sure most of my neighbors are freezing their genitals off.

Trace wrote: »
power outage update

I've got pretty much a house full of neighbors cause I'm the only one around here with a full house generator and frankly, it's fucking cold.

at last count it's like 10 kids between the ages of 3-15 and 6 adults.

two of the adults brought whiskey. They were given the closest spots to the fire. I've got my old PS2 hooked up and the kids are currently playing Kingdom Hearts (the original) on it and boy some minds were blown when they got off Destiny Islands.

Trace wrote: »
also we're looking at several hours to get power restored still because holy shit the maniac who hit the utility pole snapped the fucker in half and it's so goddamn cold with the wind that actually working on it is dangerous because of frostbite.

and also high wind speeds in general.

Trace wrote: »
bowen wrote: »
Trace wrote: »
also we're looking at several hours to get power restored still because holy shit the maniac who hit the utility pole snapped the fucker in half and it's so goddamn cold with the wind that actually working on it is dangerous because of frostbite.

and also high wind speeds in general.

fucking idiots

Someone was tailgating me the whole way to work and was upset I wasn't doing 15 over the speed limit.

Yeah buddy the roads are icy as shit and that salt ain't going to help you and neither is 4wd so we're going to go 20 in this here 35 and you're gonna have to suck my big fat dick.

oh man, i saw the car that did it too flying down my road at like 55mph and immediately knew something bad was gonna happen.

I heard the boom when he hit, saw the power go out, heard the generator kick on and shook my head.
Trace wrote: »
Update number 2

I stuck a sign out front of the house letting the people from the power company know they could stop in for something hot to drink/eat and to warm up if they needed too.

They are currently in the kitchen drinking coffee and waiting for people to get back to them before they can actually get to work. According to them we're pretty much screwed until the afternoon/evening hours cause most everyone got today off cause of the weather and they're having to call people in and stuff.

Wife is currently making a giant fucking pot of vegetable beef soup and the two youngest kids pretty much passed out in the dog bed, with the dogs, while watching Kingdom Hearts.
Trace wrote: »
Boss beaten, glass of whiskey obtained, the folk from the power company are fucking hilarious, and people have offered to run to the grocery store if need be.
Trace wrote: »
Power guys are back. Another hour and a half before the new pole gets down there and then more hours inbetween that and the rest of the equipment showing up and then more hours getting it all put back together.

On the bright side one of the neighbors is on his way to grab a ton of pizza.
Trace wrote: »
This pizza has finally arrived and the kids are climbing all over each other to get to it. Soup is almost done too.

Power guys are stoked for the soup.
Trace wrote: »
Also the cake is done, and the power folk are back on the job, with two slices of cake each.

Hopefully this shit can get finished before night falls but if it doesn't I'm going to have a very full household come bed time.
Trace wrote: »
Alright, the kids -finally- reached the boss for Alice in Wonderland.

Time to go watch all of them fail it and then step in and prove my awesomeness once again




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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I didn't want Geth usurping my chat OP

    Get wrecked Geth

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    This is just like when Daenerys reopened the fighting pits

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Trace appreciation thread!

    I like Trace because bowsette avatar. Why do you like Trace?

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Trace appreciation thread!

    I like Trace because bowsette avatar. Why do you like Trace?

    I like trace because he fights the cold and doesn’t afraid of anything

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

    Only true 19XX kids will remember

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    anytime SiG says "get rekt" an angel gets its wings

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

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    that looks super Hokuto no Ken-y to me... what is it fromm?

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

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    It's like Mike Haggar's cousin became president.

    I hope he bodyslams some fools to clean up the streets like his cousin.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    In other news, first Congressional report out of my office for the year is published.

    Thanks to our current news cycle it is being buried.

    You can look it up, I am being obtuse because I don't want someone googling and finding me hear right now. Because it is not a happy report.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    anytime SiG says "get rekt" an angel gets its wings

    anytime tyranus says magot god strangles a kitten

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    one time i saw trace wrestle a winter storm with one hand while eating a popsicle and he wasn't even wearing a jacket

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    tyrannus wrote: »
    anytime SiG says "get rekt" an angel gets its wings

    anytime tyranus says magot god strangles a kitten

    ur a magot

    also it's maget

    tyrannus on
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Shuffled some stuff around to get more space in /home.

    Have Origin running and downloading ME:A.

    If I can get ME:A running I'll try Anthem demo in glorious Linux.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

    He ran alongside Todd Bonzalez if memory serves

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Chanus wrote: »
    one time i saw trace wrestle a winter storm with one hand while eating a popsicle and he wasn't even wearing a jacket
    I mean, I guess a cardigan is technically a sweater and not a jacket, but the point is, it wasn't even weather-appropriate!

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png

    that looks super Hokuto no Ken-y to me... what is it fromm?

    No idea, just saw it randomly online

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    link your soundcloud!

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    Keep being awesome

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    Don't milkshake duck.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    show feet

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Couscous wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    Don't milkshake duck.

    or do milkshake duck

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

    He ran alongside Todd Bonzalez if memory serves

    a close race against bobson dugnutt

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    good guy trace


    you know who was also a good guy / could deal with the cold

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    Peter Freuchen

    i guess there's a lot in here: https://allthatsinteresting.com/peter-freuchen

    some highlights
    - sailed real far north and then dogsledded inland and lived with the inuit people / learned their language / went on hunting expeditions with them and killed a polar bear himself (see coat)
    - went on a bunch of other arctic expeditions and wrote books on them
    - got buried in an ice cave, made a dagger out of his own frozen poop, and dug himself out
    - self amputated his frostbitten leg and gave himself a peg leg
    - during ww2 times when he heard people say anti-semetic things his giant self would say he was jewish
    - fought nazis and hitler himself ordered his assassination
    - won an oscar
    - won an american tv game show

    poo
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I ordered a milkshake in the dead of winter and a friend of mine lost their minds.

    "It's winter!"
    "yeah so, I wanted a milkshake."
    "BUT WHY?"

    They couldn't fathom that I had a craving for a milkshake so I bought one. Like there's rules for when and how you can eat foods. As if you can't have bacon and eggs or cereal for dinner or something.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    link your soundcloud!

    Ya this is the time to pimp your mixtape

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    Punch the snow

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    Put a crown on it.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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    Pictured: The moment before Trace kicked the shit out of the Cold

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Wait I thought we were posting political anime?

    tumblr_phe1t8zSxW1solpxqo1_500.png
    Ah, John Climton. It was a simpler time, back then, before social media. *reminisces Boomer-ly*

    He ran alongside Todd Bonzalez if memory serves

    a close race against bobson dugnutt

    If not for Willie Dustice splitting the vote...

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    what's a soundcloud?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Trace wrote: »
    what's a soundcloud?

    sometimes when i eat a lot of beans

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    what's a soundcloud?

    sometimes when i eat a lot of beans

    ah, makes sense

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    what's a soundcloud?

    It's what canadians call thunder

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I ordered a milkshake in the dead of winter and a friend of mine lost their minds.

    "It's winter!"
    "yeah so, I wanted a milkshake."
    "BUT WHY?"

    They couldn't fathom that I had a craving for a milkshake so I bought one. Like there's rules for when and how you can eat foods. As if you can't have bacon and eggs or cereal for dinner or something.

    It's like when I get shit for making soup, stew, or chili in the summer. I like those meals!

    Yeah same friend will complain that they're craving soup so I go "okay well make one"

    "I can't its summer, it's too hot!"

    "so?" Literally has never stopped me from eating soup or ramen or anything.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    *stares*

    oh god recognition what do I do

    link your soundcloud!

    Ya this is the time to pimp your mixtape

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