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How do you pour your cereal?

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How do you pour your cereal? 79 votes

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
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Milk first. Then cereal. Hail Satan
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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    With my hands.

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  • MrGrimoireMrGrimoire Pixflare Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    I take the cereal in my left hand, the milk in my right hand and pour it in together.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Cereal in mouth.

    Milk through left nostril.

    Shake vigorously

    Chew.

    Swallow.

    Repeat.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    I do it the first way out of habit but honestly I could see a strong argument for milk then cereal if it delays the sogginess.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I do pour the cereal first but I’d rather hail satan, so hmm.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Damn, lotta people claim to Hail Satan around these parts but can't put their cereal where their mouth is.

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I probably eat cereal 3/4 of the time without milk.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Henroid wrote: »
    With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

    Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    I pour the cereal in the coffee instead
    I've never tried it before but apparently cereal in OJ is a thing, maybe someday when I run out of both milk and coffee

    Peas on
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    jgeis wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

    Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks
    Moo-cow Milk alternatives aren't the same at all. :(

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    milk first

    sounds like a mess

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Henroid wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

    Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks
    Moo-cow Milk alternatives aren't the same at all. :(

    No, no they're not, but some have their own thing going on that's pretty good

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Pour the milk into the bag, shake it up, then dump it into my cavernous maw

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Make a tall cereal pile in the middle and then a milk moat. Less soggy.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ...pour?

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    If you're Canadian then flip the process and pour the cereal into the milk bag

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I press E on the fridge, pull down the menu until I get to the honey bunches option, and hold down M1 until the circle menu completes

    Gets the “A healthy breakfast” cheevo

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Spritzing each individual spoonful of cereal with milk from a spray bottle

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Does anyone use those 'single breakfast' cereal pack instructions?
    The ones that are like:
    Rip open front of tiny cereal box, pour milk in, eat.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I don’t eat cereal.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I grind the cereal into a fine powder and snort it. Thus far I can highly recommend fruit loops while I caution against both cinnamon toast crunch and frosted mini wheats

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Just like the rest of you, one leg at a time.

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  • RightfulSinRightfulSin Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal into the milk jug, shake, then pour the contents into my mouth. No chewing, just like a duck.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Cereal in mouth.

    Milk through left nostril.

    Shake vigorously

    Chew.

    Swallow.

    Repeat.

    This guy's got it all figured out

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    no milk

    eat it out of the box like a bag of chips

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    1: Pour milk.
    2: Pour cereal.
    3: Put bowl on top.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    There's no "fuck milk" option, poll is invalid.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Gross

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    just thrust your grubby little mitts into the box, grab a fistful and start shovelin'

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I once actually used one of those little individual cereal packs the way the instructions say to, and poured the milk straight into the bag, and then it leaked all over my crotch while I ate it unawares.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I once actually used one of those little individual cereal packs the way the instructions say to, and poured the milk straight into the bag, and then it leaked all over my crotch while I ate it unawares.

    oh yeah do not listen to the instructions, it will not hold milk

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    smh at the people who don't eat their cereal on the grill.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    I only sup staight from the bosom of the Cornflakes Homunculus.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    That's a rooster.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Au contrair.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't eat cereal very often anymore

    But I always used to eat it dry

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Y'all ever still think about how cereal inventors all really hated jerkin it?

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    I eat cereal in two mugs. One for milk, one for cereal. Spoon goes into the cereal mug, then the milk mug, then my mouth.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    There's no "fuck milk" option, poll is invalid.

    Yeah fuck-milk really is the only milk I'll drink anymore. It's so earthy.

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