How do you pour your cereal?

darunia106

Lasbrook

With my hands.

MrGrimoire

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

I take the cereal in my left hand, the milk in my right hand and pour it in together.

Raijin Quickfoot

Cereal in mouth.

Milk through left nostril.

Shake vigorously

Chew.

Swallow.

Repeat.

Javen

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

I do it the first way out of habit but honestly I could see a strong argument for milk then cereal if it delays the sogginess.

Janson

I do pour the cereal first but I’d rather hail satan, so hmm.

Gvzbgul

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Damn, lotta people claim to Hail Satan around these parts but can't put their cereal where their mouth is.

Psykoma

I probably eat cereal 3/4 of the time without milk.

Henroid

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

jgeis

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Henroid wrote: »

With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks

Peas

I pour the cereal in the coffee instead
I've never tried it before but apparently cereal in OJ is a thing, maybe someday when I run out of both milk and coffee

Henroid

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

jgeis wrote: »

Henroid wrote: »

With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks

Moo-cow Milk alternatives aren't the same at all.

Xehalus

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

milk first

sounds like a mess

jgeis

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Henroid wrote: »

jgeis wrote: »

Henroid wrote: »

With regret, because I can't have it with milk anymore but my nephew and niece can and often want cereal.

Cereal in general pairs pretty well with a variety of nutmilks imo, if you can have nutmilks

Moo-cow Milk alternatives aren't the same at all.

No, no they're not, but some have their own thing going on that's pretty good

Madican

Pour the milk into the bag, shake it up, then dump it into my cavernous maw

Tube

Make a tall cereal pile in the middle and then a milk moat. Less soggy.

OmnipotentBagel

...pour?

Madican

If you're Canadian then flip the process and pour the cereal into the milk bag

Duke 2.0

I press E on the fridge, pull down the menu until I get to the honey bunches option, and hold down M1 until the circle menu completes

Gets the “A healthy breakfast” cheevo

jgeis

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Spritzing each individual spoonful of cereal with milk from a spray bottle

discrider

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Does anyone use those 'single breakfast' cereal pack instructions?
The ones that are like:
Rip open front of tiny cereal box, pour milk in, eat.

Librarian's ghost

I don’t eat cereal.

Xaquin

I grind the cereal into a fine powder and snort it. Thus far I can highly recommend fruit loops while I caution against both cinnamon toast crunch and frosted mini wheats

Veldrin

Just like the rest of you, one leg at a time.

RightfulSin

I pour the cereal into the milk jug, shake, then pour the contents into my mouth. No chewing, just like a duck.

Jasconius

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Cereal in mouth.

Milk through left nostril.

Shake vigorously

Chew.

Swallow.

Repeat.

This guy's got it all figured out

miscellaneousinsanity

no milk

eat it out of the box like a bag of chips

Kaplar

1: Pour milk.
2: Pour cereal.
3: Put bowl on top.

Peen

There's no "fuck milk" option, poll is invalid.

Xaquin

Gross

OmnipotentBagel

just thrust your grubby little mitts into the box, grab a fistful and start shovelin'

Veldrin

I once actually used one of those little individual cereal packs the way the instructions say to, and poured the milk straight into the bag, and then it leaked all over my crotch while I ate it unawares.

OmnipotentBagel

Veldrin wrote: »

I once actually used one of those little individual cereal packs the way the instructions say to, and poured the milk straight into the bag, and then it leaked all over my crotch while I ate it unawares.

oh yeah do not listen to the instructions, it will not hold milk

Sorce

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

smh at the people who don't eat their cereal on the grill.

3cl1ps3

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

I only sup staight from the bosom of the Cornflakes Homunculus.

Jedoc

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

That's a rooster.

3cl1ps3

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Au contrair.

https://youtu.be/dpDMTBmF5bM

Quetzi

I don't eat cereal very often anymore

But I always used to eat it dry

Uriel

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

Y'all ever still think about how cereal inventors all really hated jerkin it?

Gvzbgul

I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.

I eat cereal in two mugs. One for milk, one for cereal. Spoon goes into the cereal mug, then the milk mug, then my mouth.

#pipe

Peen wrote: »

There's no "fuck milk" option, poll is invalid.

Yeah fuck-milk really is the only milk I'll drink anymore. It's so earthy.