Impressive enginering skills and I like the idea, but small gripe s about him:
I'm not entirely sold on me getting possib offensive junk mail as a prank on someone else. I don't read my own junk mail so I'm sure as hell not going to deliver it to a stranger.
Also I do hope all those people who called or moved the package were real and not his friends.
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There is a very high chance that, knowing about all this in the first place, said person has seen this video, and now knows that his neighbors have gotten this stuff.
And it's not like they can ask around to see if anyone happened to notice if they got a fake postcard about them registering to go to next furry convention.
a big Stellers (ie. PNW to Alaska, which is where that looks like) can be well over a 450 KILOS.
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a big Stellers (ie. PNW to Alaska, which is where that looks like) can be well over a 450 KILOS.
That's for the females. Adult males can weigh more than a ton.
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"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
How friendly are sea lions compared to seals? Seals seem very similar to dogs in their friendly and inquisitive nature.
Males are quite territorial, females get real cranky if you mess with their pups, or if they think you're going to mess with your pups, and the males also get really touchy if they think you're going to mess with their wimmin - those same males that are about the size of a small car. Even if they were mostly friendly, I wouldn't want to get near things that big.
How friendly are sea lions compared to seals? Seals seem very similar to dogs in their friendly and inquisitive nature.
For some reason, I have the impression that sea lions are more like bears than dogs.
Happy enough to chill out so long as you keep your distance. But if you get close they're more than capable of ruining your day.
This is based on nothing beyond some old nature documentaries and a wariness of any wild animal that is accurately described as being the size of a car.
How friendly are sea lions compared to seals? Seals seem very similar to dogs in their friendly and inquisitive nature.
For some reason, I have the impression that sea lions are more like bears than dogs.
Happy enough to chill out so long as you keep your distance. But if you get close they're more than capable of ruining your day.
This is based on nothing beyond some old nature documentaries and a wariness of any wild animal that is accurately described as being the size of a car.
That's why I'm afraid of motor vehicles. They are driven by wild animals, and are the size of a car. Much faster than a sea lion or a bear, too.
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Yeah it really doesn't matter what kind of wild animal it is, you always have to be wary that it is going to fuck you up. Cats and dogs are technically considered domesticated animals and they will still fuck you up.
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A German Shepard that decides you are a problem that needs to be removed is not going to make your day a brighter place.
A German Shepard that decides you are a problem that needs to be removed is not going to make your day a brighter place.
Yeah Pitbulls take all of the shit but any large dog that wants to fuck your day is going to fuck up your day. The really fun part? This also applies to small dogs. A Corgi deciding that you need to be brought down is actually a problem. You're probably not going to die but it's going to hurt badly.
Cats are both simultaneously less of a threat than dogs and almost more of a threat because they are literal monsters.
That being said they're all fuzzies and I want to give them all the pets.
Undomesticated animals though? You don't fuck with them. Just, don't.
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
A German Shepard that decides you are a problem that needs to be removed is not going to make your day a brighter place.
Yeah Pitbulls take all of the shit but any large dog that wants to fuck your day is going to fuck up your day. The really fun part? This also applies to small dogs. A Corgi deciding that you need to be brought down is actually a problem. You're probably not going to die but it's going to hurt badly.
Cats are both simultaneously less of a threat than dogs and almost more of a threat because they are literal monsters.
That being said they're all fuzzies and I want to give them all the pets.
Undomesticated animals though? You don't fuck with them. Just, don't.
Even domesticated animals. A horse that wants to fuck your shit up can literally end your life. As can a cow.
A cat will scratch the crap out of you, but the infection is the worst you need to worry about there unless you're small enough it can go for the spine-severing bite (e.g. toddlers).
I see people cozying up to wild animals and go "get me the fuck away from that thing, it could wreck my shit."
Has the sea lion president decreed that they shouldn't eat themselves into famine yet? No?
Just humans paying attention then?
Right.
Edit: and seals.
I mean the actual issues leading to sea lion boom/bust cycles are climate change and a lack of predators. But I just think it’s dumb how much time and effort and money goes into protecting a species which doing A-OK despite us.
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Now think about how Orcas will fling those big guys several dozen feet into the air
Are you sure you aren't conflating seals with sea lions?
Yeah, Jesus, I didn't realize they were that big.
They were wrong.
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If I fits, I sits
And it's not like they can ask around to see if anyone happened to notice if they got a fake postcard about them registering to go to next furry convention.
I honestly think reality us trolling us at this point.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
my parents had Smeg appliances all through my childhood, it's a decently old brand!
feed this man to the sea lions
That's for the females. Adult males can weigh more than a ton.
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They're already fed enough. Except then they overpopulate and the juveniles strand on beaches.
Basically a nice blubbery subcompact car.
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They range from friendly to not friendly at all. They're a wild predator.
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Males are quite territorial, females get real cranky if you mess with their pups, or if they think you're going to mess with your pups, and the males also get really touchy if they think you're going to mess with their wimmin - those same males that are about the size of a small car. Even if they were mostly friendly, I wouldn't want to get near things that big.
For some reason, I have the impression that sea lions are more like bears than dogs.
Happy enough to chill out so long as you keep your distance. But if you get close they're more than capable of ruining your day.
This is based on nothing beyond some old nature documentaries and a wariness of any wild animal that is accurately described as being the size of a car.
Fuck sea lions.
Has the sea lion president decreed that they shouldn't eat themselves into famine yet? No?
Just humans paying attention then?
Right.
Edit: and seals.
That's why I'm afraid of motor vehicles. They are driven by wild animals, and are the size of a car. Much faster than a sea lion or a bear, too.
Yeah Pitbulls take all of the shit but any large dog that wants to fuck your day is going to fuck up your day. The really fun part? This also applies to small dogs. A Corgi deciding that you need to be brought down is actually a problem. You're probably not going to die but it's going to hurt badly.
Cats are both simultaneously less of a threat than dogs and almost more of a threat because they are literal monsters.
That being said they're all fuzzies and I want to give them all the pets.
Undomesticated animals though? You don't fuck with them. Just, don't.
Even domesticated animals. A horse that wants to fuck your shit up can literally end your life. As can a cow.
A cat will scratch the crap out of you, but the infection is the worst you need to worry about there unless you're small enough it can go for the spine-severing bite (e.g. toddlers).
I see people cozying up to wild animals and go "get me the fuck away from that thing, it could wreck my shit."
I mean the actual issues leading to sea lion boom/bust cycles are climate change and a lack of predators. But I just think it’s dumb how much time and effort and money goes into protecting a species which doing A-OK despite us.
Add flavor shots, buy extra shots of espresso but get them as Caffè macchiatos then pour them in separately.
Leave your card and say, "Just pay it forward until it starts to decline."
With your tripple wand claws extended, one in each hand?
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