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What is the best line

Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache lifeRegistered User regular
one of these two lines is the greatest in cinema history.

you must decide.

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What is the best line 112 votes

"he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
21%
Raijin QuickfootJavenDescendant XLindsay LohanSonelanPerrsunDJ EebsALifeCalledKarmaTallahasseerielBucketmanMarathonChicoBlueBathTubbMetzger MeistergodmodeRorshach KringleCristovalnever dieSmurphMagell 24 votes
"bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
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WhippyMacro9HenroidMysstFishmanAshcroftMulysaSemproniusRedTideKevin CristGarthorHouk the NamebringerSlacker71QuidtynicRear Admiral ChocochromdomBahamutZERObloodyroarxxDouglasDangersarukun 88 votes
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "Never give up, never surrender."

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    Ghouls

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    what are you knuckleheads yammerin' about

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    He called the shit poop is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a single line in a movie.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    My least favorite line is the line for the bathroom!!!!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    I thought that "MY GOD... What are you doing to the furniture??" from Dracula Dead and Loving It when Dracula's Brides are grinding on bedposts and stuff to be seductive was real good when I was little.

    Called shit poop is better, though.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    seems like the kringle-quickfoot platform is getting dumped on

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    Although, also in Billy Madison, when he sees the kid peed his pants and yells, "GOOOO!"

    That slaughtered me.

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    mccartmccart Registered User regular
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    the white one, duh

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I miss the hummingbirds in winter Jack.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    I’ve chosen this as a proxy for the actual best line in the same movie, “mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, a kiss can be deadly if you mean it”

    https://youtu.be/wRTa89tQS34

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    "I'm WALKIN' here!!!!!"

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The best line is

    Monkeys brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington D C.

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Aircraft wire is pretty strong and good for tying things down, but thin gauge wire for jewelry making is really nice too, in my opinion

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    "It's a fine line between stupid and clever."

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    lookit all you fools

    voting for a typo

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    "Yeah, well, that's, just, like, your opinion, man."

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    If anyone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    I had to go Batman.

    Always Batman.

    Also I can't decide on a Venture Brothers like to quote. I will be back later.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    "There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone."

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    The best lines in all of cinema are in these 39 seconds

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    "Do you want some coffee Mr. Tully?"

    "Do I?"

    "Yes, have some."

    "Yes have some!"

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    lotta people didn't read the instructions

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    I watched both of those movies growing up.

    I remembered one of those lines.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    lotta people didn't read the instructions

    Oh I love this one!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    Hank Venture, everyone.
    https://youtu.be/mg91DHn07sI

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    hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    "Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    "Your mother ate my dog!"

    "...not all of it."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    out pets HEADS are falling off

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    "Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

    i still don't get why this line is funny

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    "Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

    i still don't get why this line is funny

    as in, you think it's funny but don't understand why

    or

    you don't get why people think it's funny?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    "bruce wayne, why are you dessed up line batman?" from batman returns
    "Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

    i still don't get why this line is funny

    well you see

    it's dumb

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    "he called the 'shit' 'poop'!" from billy madison
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    "Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

    i still don't get why this line is funny

    as in, you think it's funny but don't understand why

    or

    you don't get why people think it's funny?

    the second one

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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