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May is over and so are [movies]

3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered User regular
edited June 2019 in Social Entropy++
seriously, it's ridiculous, this month is a threatening gauntlet of cinema

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have it on good authority that there are movies coming out in other months than just May.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I have it on good authority that there are movies coming out in other months than just May.

    prove it you fuckin' liar

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    I have it on good authority that there are movies coming out in other months than just May.

    Bullshit!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I have it on good authority that there are movies coming out in other months than just May.

    what a nightmare!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ugh I still really want to see Shazam

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    ugh I still really want to see Shazam

    Shazam kicks ass

    I can't imagine it wont make my top 10 this year

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    ugh I still really want to see Shazam

    You should, it's good!

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    gonna see what the lady thinks about seeing it this weekend

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2019
    Shorty wrote: »
    gonna see what the lady thinks about seeing it this weekend

    Your lady said to shut up!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    ugh I still really want to see Shazam

    Shazam kicks ass

    I can't imagine it wont make my top 10 this year

    It'll probably make my top ten.

    But I'm not sure I'm going to see more than ten movies this year, so that's not really a feat I realize.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I got my ticket for Detective Pikachu tomorrow night

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    gonna see what the lady thinks about seeing it this weekend

    Your lady said to shut up!

    vera said that?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    gonna see what the lady thinks about seeing it this weekend

    Your lady said to shut up!

    vera said that?

    Thank you.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm here for you, bud

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I didn't end up liking Shazam as much as I was expecting. It wasn't boring or bad, but maybe my expectations were unreasonably high after having seen Spiderman Into the Multiverse and Thor Ragnarok for the first time in the previous few months and really having liked those.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've only seen 3 2019 movies but I always start slow.

    By the end of the year I'll have seen at least 50

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I was looking up stuff about The Thing, and noticed that it got nominated in the golden raspberries that year for worst score

    the razzies really are complete bullshit, aren't they

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Yup. And always have been

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    The razzies just dump on whatever was popularly considered bad

    The only thing good thats literally ever come from them was sandra bullock dunking on them

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The Razzies and CinemaSins should just go into a hole and be forgotten about by society.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Those long, fantastic, takedowns of Cinima Sins almost justify the existence of Cinima Sins.

    Almost.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I forgot to say that I watched The Bye Bye Man recently. Boy that's a really weird type of failure.

    Most of the time it give off the feel of a student film, which is kind of endearing and puts you into a generous headspace. There's all kind of special effects fuckups, weird performance choices and other strangeness that leads you to go "aww, they're trying super hard". And then like, Carrie-Ann Moss shows up, and you're reminded that oh shit, this movie had like a 20 million dollar budget and it's a professional production.

    They never set up The Bye Bye Man as a character at all! The core idea of "even knowing his name or thinking about him is bad shit" has potential and then they do nothing with it! Early on it even seems like they know that it's a stupid name but then they forget that it's a stupid name. He has a bunch of totally random details that never tie in to anything at look, like his very bad PS1 dog and coins that do... something or some shit.

    I think it deserves more attention as a bad movie because it's not often that a movie this wildly amateurish makes it into wide release. I don't know how it even got picked up as a script, because the script isn't even first-draft good.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Those long, fantastic, takedowns of Cinima Sins almost justify the existence of Cinima Sins.

    Almost.

    That's true, without CinemaSins we would probably not have gotten CinemaWins, which is a delightful channel.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I forgot to say that I watched The Bye Bye Man recently. Boy that's a really weird type of failure.

    Most of the time it give off the feel of a student film, which is kind of endearing and puts you into a generous headspace. There's all kind of special effects fuckups, weird performance choices and other strangeness that leads you to go "aww, they're trying super hard". And then like, Carrie-Ann Moss shows up, and you're reminded that oh shit, this movie had like a 20 million dollar budget and it's a professional production.

    They never set up The Bye Bye Man as a character at all! The core idea of "even knowing his name or thinking about him is bad shit" has potential and then they do nothing with it! Early on it even seems like they know that it's a stupid name but then they forget that it's a stupid name. He has a bunch of totally random details that never tie in to anything at look, like his very bad PS1 dog and coins that do... something or some shit.

    I think it deserves more attention as a bad movie because it's not often that a movie this wildly amateurish makes it into wide release. I don't know how it even got picked up as a script, because the script isn't even first-draft good.

    It did get a delightful dunking by Kris Straub, though!

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    So do they even explain what the bye-bye man's deal is? That's my favorite part of supernatural killer flicks!

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Yup. And always have been

    https://www.cracked.com/article_24629_4-reasons-razzies-suck-even-more-than-oscars.html

    I know cracked and all, but it's to the point

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I think I’ve only actually seen three 2019 movies so far. Which is ridiculous for me.

    Us was excellent, High Flying Bird was great, and Paddeton was charming if uneven.

    There is a fuckin ton of movies coming out soon that I’m looking forward to, but outside of a bunch of blockbusters I’m not interested in, it’s been a slow year so far. Last year, several of my favourites were out by this point.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    So do they even explain what the bye-bye man's deal is? That's my favorite part of supernatural killer flicks!

    They never explain his deal. His power is that if you know about him he can make you hallucinate and there seems to be some inconsistent thing where he makes you want to tell people about him. Otherwise his deal is never explained.

    The very first scene is a (badly done) oner that follows a guy walking through his neighbourhood with a shotgun killing everyone who knows about The Bye Bye Man before killing himself which is a pretty chilling idea that made me think this movie might have legs. They never match that again, everything else is really dumb and unimaginative.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Bye Bye Man was written by a multi-season Survivor contestant

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Bye Bye Man was written by a multi-season Survivor contestant

    yikes

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    So do they even explain what the bye-bye man's deal is? That's my favorite part of supernatural killer flicks!

    They never explain his deal. His power is that if you know about him he can make you hallucinate and there seems to be some inconsistent thing where he makes you want to tell people about him. Otherwise his deal is never explained.

    The very first scene is a (badly done) oner that follows a guy walking through his neighbourhood with a shotgun killing everyone who knows about The Bye Bye Man before killing himself which is a pretty chilling idea that made me think this movie might have legs. They never match that again, everything else is really dumb and unimaginative.

    Isn't that vaugely the plot of Freddy vs Jason. The town quaratines everyone who's had contact with Freddy and gives them pills that make them not dream. Nobody who knows about him is able to dream, and everyone else doesn't know about him so they don't fear him so he has no power over them.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tube wrote: »
    So do they even explain what the bye-bye man's deal is? That's my favorite part of supernatural killer flicks!

    They never explain his deal. His power is that if you know about him he can make you hallucinate and there seems to be some inconsistent thing where he makes you want to tell people about him. Otherwise his deal is never explained.

    The very first scene is a (badly done) oner that follows a guy walking through his neighbourhood with a shotgun killing everyone who knows about The Bye Bye Man before killing himself which is a pretty chilling idea that made me think this movie might have legs. They never match that again, everything else is really dumb and unimaginative.

    Isn't that vaugely the plot of Freddy vs Jason. The town quaratines everyone who's had contact with Freddy and gives them pills that make them not dream. Nobody who knows about him is able to dream, and everyone else doesn't know about him so they don't fear him so he has no power over them.

    This is basically correct

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i have an autographed copy of the bye bye man on blu ray because i subscribe to horror pack

    that's my the bye bye man story

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I would watch a movie with the rough outline of the bye bye man if it weren't called the bye bye man

    it is impossible to take seriously

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Bye Bye Man was written by a multi-season Survivor contestant

    I can't believe that gave someone enough juice to get a movie made

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm still waiting for the sequel

    The See You Later Alligator

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    So do they even explain what the bye-bye man's deal is? That's my favorite part of supernatural killer flicks!

    They never explain his deal. His power is that if you know about him he can make you hallucinate and there seems to be some inconsistent thing where he makes you want to tell people about him. Otherwise his deal is never explained.

    The very first scene is a (badly done) oner that follows a guy walking through his neighbourhood with a shotgun killing everyone who knows about The Bye Bye Man before killing himself which is a pretty chilling idea that made me think this movie might have legs. They never match that again, everything else is really dumb and unimaginative.

    Isn't that vaugely the plot of Freddy vs Jason. The town quaratines everyone who's had contact with Freddy and gives them pills that make them not dream. Nobody who knows about him is able to dream, and everyone else doesn't know about him so they don't fear him so he has no power over them.

    i have always liked when the elm street movies would go to ridiculous extremes with regard to quarantining their dream demon

    freddy's dead isn't a good movie, but i adore the weird post-apocalyptic springwood that hadn't had children in it for decades

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm still waiting for the sequel

    The See You Later Alligator

    Ah I see you've been reading my pitch to bring back Zoo

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'm still waiting for the sequel

    The See You Later Alligator

    Ah I see you've been reading my pitch to bring back Zoo

    I'm starting a gofundme for it

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Bye Bye Man was written by a multi-season Survivor contestant

    I can't believe that gave someone enough juice to get a movie made

    that's a good instinct because he was already established as a writer and actor before that

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