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Killer Queen has already made the [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] thread

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Okay

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In the late 19th century there was a very large boy, his name was Jonathan Joestar and he was a good boy but a dim boy, and he was a little rich boy

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and then in comes this prince among men, Dio Brando, to usurp his place within his family and claim his inheritance through all sorts of duplicity like definitely not killing a dog who is for sure still alive, then one thing leads to another and he becomes an immortal vampire god, you know how it be sometimes, and Jonathan has to learn magic yoga to defeat him, and then does

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50 years later we move ahead to the greatest man in all of history, Jonathan Joestar's grandson Joseph, who's a trickster asshole and an overall little shit, but he and his husband Caesar step up with even more magic yoga powers to win the day and predict what people are going to say

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50 years after THAT we move even further down the line to JOSEPH's grandson Jotaro, the most ungrateful garbage man who ever wore a hat, and he looks at the magic yoga and says "magic yoga? that's for losers!" and decides to retcon the series with the new way people punch each other, psychic Pokemon called Stands that everyone now has and only 40-80% of them will be music references, and he has to journey across the world to defeat the now-returned Dio

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a decade later we now follow the next JoJo Josuke, who looks silly but is purely the best lad with a heart of gold, and you can tell that because he wears one on his lapel, and he and his friends in his small town of Moiroh have to band together to stop a looming threat in the town

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I...don't know what their deal is

I haven't gotten there yet OKAY there's a LOT leave me ALONE

PS this thread is a Polnareff-free zone if you are or you know a Polnareff you have to state that ahead of time and it will be dealt with accordingly

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    We stan Iggy in this thread.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    I'm like 7 episodes into Stardust Crusaders now

    I keep waiting for a character called Iggy to arrive, I'd better not be disappointed.

    Also Jojo in this one is kind of a shit but Matt Mercer is as charming as ever so I don't mind him

    Joseph and Caesar were the best and I'm mad they didn't get to sail off into the sunset. No wonder old Joseph is so grumpy.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Iggy is fairly late. You do get random teen girl they basically kidnap in the meantime

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Iggy doesn’t appear until
    they actually reach Egypt

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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    Obligatory

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Diamond is Unbreakable, final episodes
    Goddamn they done did it again with the opening remix

    It’s so sinister! I knew there was a reason it always opened with Kira!

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I'm going to be dog sitting a dog that looks basically identical to Iggy in June.

    His name is Oreo, but he will be called Iggy the whole time he is with us.

    I will post pictures. Also blame all farts on him.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 16
    Premises for the remaining JoJos

    Giorno
    Turns out that at some point, Dio had a son! This doofy little crime boy has A GOLDEN DREAM OF BECOMING THE GANG-STAR, and launches a plan to infiltrate the mafia and take it over from the inside, both to realize his dream and to stop the drug trade

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    Even Jotaro's daughter knows that he's a garbage man. Unfortunately, her dad's enemies use her to get to him, and she ends up framed for murder and sent to a prison in Florida run by one of Dio's former lovers! Now she has to fight to survive the prison, save her dad, and beat up a really shitty priest

    Johnny
    God okay this all got too complicated let's start over. Johnny Joestar is an arrogant but talented horse jockey in the late 19th century, whose life is ruined when he gets paralyzed in a horse-racing accident. He happens to meet Gyro Zepelli, an Italian cowboy whose sacred mission has brought him to America, and together the two enter the Steel Ball Run, a race from Los Angeles to New York with an extravagant cash prize and a mysterious hidden purpose.

    JoJo 8
    Eyyy, it's the reboot continuity's version of Josuke!... Or, that's what we're calling him anyway? Whoever this guy is, he woke up half-dead with no memory near a creepy faultline that opened up in Morioh after the 2011 tsunami. He also has two scrotums, for... Some reason?! Anyway in the quest to regain his memory he's found himself in the middle of an international smuggling ring of magical wish-granting fruits from an island of rock people, you know, as you do. Also he might just have the single most bullshit Stand to date.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I have to sit and really think about if Diamond is Unbreakable is better than Persona 4

    I am leaning towards “very yes”

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    Mr. G wrote: »
    I have to sit and really think about if Diamond is Unbreakable is better than Persona 4

    I am leaning towards “very yes”

    Junes jingle vs Morioh Radio jingle.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Maaaan, I’d play a JoJo RPG

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    We stan Iggy in this thread.

    No we do not

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Premises for the remaining JoJos

    Giorno
    Turns out that at some point, Dio had a son! This doofy little crime boy has A GOLDEN DREAM OF BECOMING THE GANG-STAR, and launches a plan to infiltrate the mafia and take it over from the inside, both to realize his dream and to stop the drug trade

    Part 5
    It is so funny that Giorno being Dio's son doesn't matter at all

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Premises for the remaining JoJos

    Giorno
    Turns out that at some point, Dio had a son! This doofy little crime boy has A GOLDEN DREAM OF BECOMING THE GANG-STAR, and launches a plan to infiltrate the mafia and take it over from the inside, both to realize his dream and to stop the drug trade

    Part 5
    It is so funny that Giorno being Dio's son doesn't matter at all
    It matters in that sometimes he says mudamudamuda!!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Kira is better than Dio and that is a 100% fact

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    edited May 16
    There's a minor character in Part 6 whose backstory is literally, with almost no changes, the backstory of Stanley Yelnats from Holes

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Kira is better than Dio and that is a 100% fact

    I mean I don’t disagree with this but there’s something about Dio being an immense shithead that works really well

    Like you meet Kira on the street you’d probably figure he’s just A Dude

    You see Dio and it’s immediately like oh that guy just fucking sucks

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Diamond is Unbreakable, final episodes
    I am rooting for Hayato more than I ever did for Jonathan or Jotaro combined

    you get that motherfucker, kid!!

    I want him to solve the whole thing on his own and Josuke never even matters

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Premises for the remaining JoJos

    Giorno
    Turns out that at some point, Dio had a son! This doofy little crime boy has A GOLDEN DREAM OF BECOMING THE GANG-STAR, and launches a plan to infiltrate the mafia and take it over from the inside, both to realize his dream and to stop the drug trade

    Part 5
    It is so funny that Giorno being Dio's son doesn't matter at all
    Technically he's Jonathan's son.

  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Also one thing that I love about Dio's mudamuda thing that I often forget

    these characters are supposed to be British, right? At least Dio and Jonathan are. Since I watched the subbed version it all just made sense that everything was supposed to be interpreted as English rather than Japanese. So Dio would just be saying "useless! useless! useless!"

    But in the manga, he literally just says muda muda and there's a translator's note saying that he's saying 'useless' in Japanese.

    Dio is such a dickhead he learned how to say 'useless' in Japanese and thought oh, that sounds awesome, I'ma use that.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Kira is better than Dio and that is a 100% fact

    He's better than DIO but not Dio Brando

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited May 16
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Maaaan, I’d play a JoJo RPG

    There’s an RPGMaker game out there called “The Seventh Stand User”, which is pretty well-regarded. It’s done in the style of Final Fantasy Legends, with tiny overworld sprites and considerably more detailed art in the battles. The game is in black and white, so that it can keep the aesthetic of the manga panels in the fights.

    It takes place during the events of Stardust Crusaders, with you playing as a seventh Stand user that wasn’t in the original story. It assigns you a Stand from a pool of 18 after a personality quiz, and each one has different effects in and out of battle.

    From what I have heard, it’s got a fairly large number of alternate scenarios and endings depending on what you do to change the course of the story. It also throws in some characters and plot elements from earlier and later parts just for funsies.

    I’ve been playing it recently, and have found it to be pretty neat. Though I’m not very far in; I’m just before the boss fight with Polnareff in China. My character ended up with the Stand Quicksilver, which is basically an arm-mounted cannon that uses minerals as fuel to shoot stuff like sunlight, fire, and water jets. Other stands I know of from the game include Deep Purple, which controls the atmosphere in a short range around it, and Pixies, which uses little fairy things to control objects and move the earth.

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    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Maaaan, I’d play a JoJo RPG

    There’s an RPGMaker game out there called “The Seventh Stand User”, which is pretty well-regarded. It’s done in the style of Final Fantasy Legends, with tiny overworld sprites and considerably more detailed art in the battles.

    It takes place during the events of Stardust Crusaders, with you playing as a seventh Stand user that wasn’t in the original story. It assigns you a Stand from a pool of 18 after a personality quiz, and each one has different effects in and out of battle.

    From what I have heard, it’s got a fairly large number of alternate scenarios and endings depending on what you do to change the course of the story. It also throws in some characters and plot elements from earlier and later parts just for funsies.

    I’ve been playing it recently, and have found it to be pretty neat. Though I’m not very far in; I’m just before the boss fight with Polnareff in China. My character ended up with the Stand Quicksilver, which is basically an arm-mounted cannon that uses minerals as fuel to shoot stuff like sunlight, fire, and water jets.

    That sounds awesome, I'll have to check it out.

    I feel like the one thing that would be really hard to do in a videogame version of JoJo is adapt the "Oh, it was my plan the entire time to be kicked in the nuts!" thing.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    What

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    Fuck

    Just

    Happened

    (this scene, I'm watching the dub)

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Cherries are good, man, I don't know what you're freaked out about

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cherries are good, man, I don't know what you're freaked out about

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I need to get a Crunchy roll subscription so I can finish.

    Netflix only has the first 2 and I need more.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cherries are good, man, I don't know what you're freaked out about

    At least Bite it first. Get them juices.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    early in part 4 i definitely thought the twist was gonna be that the bad guy was the Morioh Radio host and his stand was putting some kinda mind control waves into the radio signals

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I need to get a Crunchy roll subscription so I can finish.

    Netflix only has the first 2 and I need more.

    If you've got Amazon Prime, you can get a free month through Twitch.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    What kind of coffee does each JoJo drink

    Jonathan drinks straight up black coffee
    Joseph drinks espresso, like, a LOT (but only American coffee!!)
    Jotaro drinks black coffee but secretly puts a LOT of sugar in it
    Josuke drinks with as much cream and sugar in it as possible
    Giorno drinks, I dunno, frappucino?

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Finished Diamond is Unbreakable and how can anything else they do live up to this

    It’s...kind of perfect, by the standards this dumbass series sets?

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What kind of coffee does each JoJo drink

    Jonathan drinks straight up black coffee
    Joseph drinks espresso, like, a LOT (but only American coffee!!)
    Jotaro drinks black coffee but secretly puts a LOT of sugar in it
    Josuke drinks with as much cream and sugar in it as possible
    Giorno drinks, I dunno, frappucino?

    Giorno drinks tea.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What kind of coffee does each JoJo drink

    Jonathan drinks straight up black coffee
    Joseph drinks espresso, like, a LOT (but only American coffee!!)
    Jotaro drinks black coffee but secretly puts a LOT of sugar in it
    Josuke drinks with as much cream and sugar in it as possible
    Giorno drinks, I dunno, frappucino?

    Giorno drinks tea.
    Nonono, Giorno drinks pee

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Finished Diamond is Unbreakable and how can anything else they do live up to this

    It’s...kind of perfect, by the standards this dumbass series sets?


    I feel like there’s a bit too much meandering with random stand users in the midsection. But the setting lets those random stand users offer very different scenarios than Stardust Crusaders could. Like, the Tonio episode is basically completely filler. But it’s one of my favorites.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also one thing that I love about Dio's mudamuda thing that I often forget

    these characters are supposed to be British, right? At least Dio and Jonathan are. Since I watched the subbed version it all just made sense that everything was supposed to be interpreted as English rather than Japanese. So Dio would just be saying "useless! useless! useless!"

    But in the manga, he literally just says muda muda and there's a translator's note saying that he's saying 'useless' in Japanese.

    Dio is such a dickhead he learned how to say 'useless' in Japanese and thought oh, that sounds awesome, I'ma use that.

    The dub of part one he says USELESSUSELESSUSELESS

    The dub of part 3 he says Mudamudamudamudamuda

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also one thing that I love about Dio's mudamuda thing that I often forget

    these characters are supposed to be British, right? At least Dio and Jonathan are. Since I watched the subbed version it all just made sense that everything was supposed to be interpreted as English rather than Japanese. So Dio would just be saying "useless! useless! useless!"

    But in the manga, he literally just says muda muda and there's a translator's note saying that he's saying 'useless' in Japanese.

    Dio is such a dickhead he learned how to say 'useless' in Japanese and thought oh, that sounds awesome, I'ma use that.

    The dub of part one he says USELESSUSELESSUSELESS

    The dub of part 3 he says Mudamudamudamudamuda

    Because he’s talking to Jotaro, who speaks Japanese.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also one thing that I love about Dio's mudamuda thing that I often forget

    these characters are supposed to be British, right? At least Dio and Jonathan are. Since I watched the subbed version it all just made sense that everything was supposed to be interpreted as English rather than Japanese. So Dio would just be saying "useless! useless! useless!"

    But in the manga, he literally just says muda muda and there's a translator's note saying that he's saying 'useless' in Japanese.

    Dio is such a dickhead he learned how to say 'useless' in Japanese and thought oh, that sounds awesome, I'ma use that.

    The dub of part one he says USELESSUSELESSUSELESS

    The dub of part 3 he says Mudamudamudamudamuda

    Because he’s talking to Jotaro, who speaks Japanese.
    Sure, let’s go with that.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    edited May 16
    woah fuck (SDC)
    Avdol just got killed? god damn Jojo's does deaths out of left field, it's fucking brutal

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