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ya'll ever had meat honey

Indie WinterIndie Winter die KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    How can I have Honey if I haven't even met her?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    my fetish is having bees feast on my rotting limbs and then eating me-flavored honey

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    here is an article on them

    http://stri-sites.si.edu/sites/publications/PDFs/Roubik_R82.pdf

    1) they do make honey out of nectar, not meat, as most bees do.

    2) the meat they collect is partly digested and turned into a protein slurry which is used to feed their larvae. other bee species collect pollen for this purpose.

    still pretty fucking metal.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Mm, I do love a good protein slurry in the morning

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I could go for some of that good good money

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Honey, I've had some meat.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I could go for some of that good good money

    Yeah same come on payday

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    What kind of honey do you want Kowalski!?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    here is an article on them

    http://stri-sites.si.edu/sites/publications/PDFs/Roubik_R82.pdf

    1) they do make honey out of nectar, not meat, as most bees do.

    2) the meat they collect is partly digested and turned into a protein slurry which is used to feed their larvae. other bee species collect pollen for this purpose.

    still pretty fucking metal.

    the ambiguous way this is written and implies that most bees use meat unlike these weird hornets with their nector is so fucking great

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    hm yeah I guess that could have been clearer

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    hm yeah I guess that could have been clearer

    no leave it as is, it's honestly so perfect

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Sure I have baby. Meats real good.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I can't meat honey until I meet honey

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    So Bee Movie 2 eh

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Meat honey is what I call my Ji--*automatically censored by forum*--

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?

    Ant Man and the ... Meat Honeybee Person

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I drove past a big tree with a bright yellow sign on it that said "WARNING: BEE ACTIVITY"

    What do you think those bees are up to? Collecting meat?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    A guy in a trenchcoat tries to buy cigarettes but its actually just a bunch of bees in the trenchcoat.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    the bees gave up on flowers I guess

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    They know what is coming.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    They know what is coming.

    Every organism changes in a Season.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    A guy in a trenchcoat tries to buy cigarettes but its actually just a bunch of bees in the trenchcoat.

    Just wanted to see what all the buzz is about

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?
    Nah you'll just solve a riddle for a jerkass king

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What was that riddle again, like what happens if you punch a lion full of bees to death

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    It was one of those riddles only the person asking could know the answer to. Like what are the power rangers secret identities or who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?
    Nah you'll just solve a riddle for a jerkass king

    Is this a reference to something

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Out of the eater came something to eat
    Out of the strong came something sweet
    Bees making honey in the corpse of a lion

    You know, that thing that happens all the time

    It's on tins of golden syrup in the UK

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Juggernut wrote: »
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?
    Nah you'll just solve a riddle for a jerkass king

    Is this a reference to something

    The biblical Samson found a lion corpse with a beehive in it. Later when he was dining with a jerkass king he made it a riddle only he could solve to get something from the king. It's been a while so that's all I recall.

    Edit here it is
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson's_riddle

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That's a weird drawing to put on your can of syrup it makes me feel weird

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    No, but I have had bacon mayonnaise.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    That's a weird drawing to put on your can of syrup it makes me feel weird

    If it makes you feel any better he lost his strength cause he cut his hair, got his eyes gouged out and became a slave, then got one last burst of strength and broke two pillars killing both himself and a court full of babylonians or whatever when the roof caved in so a happy ending really.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    That's a weird drawing to put on your can of syrup it makes me feel weird

    Philistine.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    That's a weird drawing to put on your can of syrup it makes me feel weird

    25 years of my life went by before someone pointed out what the picture on the tin was, I'd never noticed it before.

    And today is when I learned why it's there. I always just assumed "Yeah sure, seems like something Victorians would put on syrup why not"

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Golden syrup isn't even honey right?

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Golden syrup isn't even honey right?

    Golden syrup is kind of like a man-made honey. It's an invert sugar, like honey, so it has a lot of similar properties and uses in baking.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Ah ok. I thought so.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    If I eat the meat honey, will I become strong?

    Will I gain the power of bees and also of the meat?
    Nah you'll just solve a riddle for a jerkass king

    Is this a reference to something

    The biblical Samson found a lion corpse with a beehive in it. Later when he was dining with a jerkass king he made it a riddle only he could solve to get something from the king. It's been a while so that's all I recall.

    Edit here it is
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson's_riddle

    Thank you, very interesting

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