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Important Question [chat]

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
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Nexus failed to provide a [chat] in good time. Who was most let down by his failure?

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Important Question [chat] 97 votes

His parents
6%
ArbitraryDescriptorZilla360override367KadokenSealzepherin 6 votes
D&D [chat]ters
9%
SniperGuybowenElendilVishNubAtomikawazillamysticjuicerTraceA Kobold's Kobold 9 votes
Himself
7%
FeralP10Rhesus PositiveCouscousjmcdonaldKanadoomybear 7 votes
His country, not for the first time
41%
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His significant other
5%
PantsBIncenjucarKristmas KthulhuKamiroIlpala 5 votes
God
30%
nexuscrawlerMrMistersyndalisRear Admiral ChocoRchanenJacobkoshKid PresentableshrykeTehSpectreBrodycncaudataHahnsoo1BurnageDemonStaceyCasualHonkdescronyaTicaldfjamSleep 30 votes
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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    D&D [chat]ters
    Me, personally.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    you have to have some level of expectation to be let down

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    D&D [chat]ters
    The keto thread should've been our new chat I think.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    God
    WELL SOME OF US HAVE JOBS

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    WELL SOME OF US HAVE JOBS

    Shit I forgot to add "His employer" to the list of possibilities.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Me. I am let down.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    WELL SOME OF US HAVE JOBS

    You did have a job.

    Your job was to make a new [chat], and you failed.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    At least when my chats suck it's because I put almost no effort in

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    Has anyone seen an article on the I before E thing that both:
    1. Counts the words the follow the rule, instead of just listing the rulebreakers and being like "wow so many".
    2. Then weights the words based on their frequency of use.

    I remain unconvinced that the rule is as trash as people like to claim.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    D&D [chat]ters
    Cricket has me drinking a bloody mary already.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Summary, who waited till 1009

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Himself
    The seitan hamburg steak I made turned out alright, but I do not have authenticish hamburger steak to compare it to so I do not know if the ketchupy taste was too strong or about right and if the texture was the right kind of meatloafy.Given how much ketchup most recipes call for, I think it was probably about right.

    I need a better word than authentic for the normal or average form of something like a Japanese western style food that became popular in the 1960's.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    His parents
    If Nexus had created a chat, it would have been a Cannibalism chat.

    Where's my Long Pig Chat Nexus?

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    God
    The Lord Almighty looked down upon this day, and lo, He bestowed upon nexuscrawler that most sacred of tasks, the creation of a new conversing thread

    Yet nexuscrawler did fail in this task, and the shame of the arbitrators that were obligated to create it in his stead did radiate across the blessed webs

    And the Lord Almighty shook His head and cast disappointment down upon nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler's children, unto seven generations

    Here endeth the lesson of converse thread

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    God
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Nexus had created a chat, it would have been a Cannibalism chat.

    Where's my Long Pig Chat Nexus?

    Let's start with a sourtoe cocktail

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    The Lord Almighty looked down upon this day, and lo, He bestowed upon nexuscrawler that most sacred of tasks, the creation of a new conversing thread

    Yet nexuscrawler did fail in this task, and the shame of the arbitrators that were obligated to create it in his stead did radiate across the blessed webs

    And the Lord Almighty shook His head and cast disappointment down upon nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler's children, unto seven generations

    Here endeth the lesson of converse thread

    He had a minute left, but we jumped the gun to dunk on him

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    God
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    The Lord Almighty looked down upon this day, and lo, He bestowed upon nexuscrawler that most sacred of tasks, the creation of a new conversing thread

    Yet nexuscrawler did fail in this task, and the shame of the arbitrators that were obligated to create it in his stead did radiate across the blessed webs

    And the Lord Almighty shook His head and cast disappointment down upon nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler's children, unto seven generations

    Here endeth the lesson of converse thread

    He had a minute left, but we jumped the gun to dunk on him

    The Lord dunks in mysterious ways.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    God
    Burnage wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    The Lord Almighty looked down upon this day, and lo, He bestowed upon nexuscrawler that most sacred of tasks, the creation of a new conversing thread

    Yet nexuscrawler did fail in this task, and the shame of the arbitrators that were obligated to create it in his stead did radiate across the blessed webs

    And the Lord Almighty shook His head and cast disappointment down upon nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler, and the children of nexuscrawler's children, unto seven generations

    Here endeth the lesson of converse thread

    He had a minute left, but we jumped the gun to dunk on him

    The Lord dunks in mysterious ways.

    praise be

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    D&D [chat]ters
    nexus I want you to remember this the next time I make a one line post chat op

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I thought it was ten minutes? Did I jump the gun?

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    God
    There should have been a "New Jersey" option on the poll. So I picked the closest thing.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    God
    Let he who has not dunked on nexus cast the first stone

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    If I did that's terrible, and I'm sorry, and someone in authority round here should probably hold me to account.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The family of balloons were really let down.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I thought it was 15, but I could very well be wrong. I've never tried to make a backup chat

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Next time, Gadget

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    there should always be a New Jersey option

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    I thought it was 15, but I could very well be wrong. I've never tried to make a backup chat

    10 minutes.

    Not a minute more or less.

    So ordained by the bylaws of the lords of [chat].

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    You'd think after all these years we'd have put the chat rules into one of the stickies.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    His country, not for the first time
    i still love nexus even if he is a massive failure in this most important of things

    that's what a mother should do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    His country, not for the first time
    @Kamiro Satisfactory wants me to find copper ore in order to basically do anything useful and i don't see any around and i only played like an hour and maybe it's good but i'll have to give it more time to figure that out

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    God
    Variable wrote: »
    there should always be a New Jersey option

    I think this should totally be an official poll rule.

    The last option is always New Jersey.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    His country, not for the first time
    also every time i get rammed by that armadillo looking critter it apparently hits me so hard it knocks my game into an oversized window with the mouse severely out of alignment and i have to close out and re-open the game in order for it to be playable again

    which is an interesting game mechanic

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    D&D [chat]ters
    It used to be 10, then SIG made it 15.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    God
    Variable wrote: »
    there should always be a New Jersey option

    Kick em while he's down then go get calzones?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    His country, not for the first time
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    I thought it was 15, but I could very well be wrong. I've never tried to make a backup chat

    the last official decree i remember seeing was made by SIG and she stated it's 10 minutes for the first pick and then 10 for the second pick before someone else decides to step up

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    His significant other
    Variable wrote: »
    there should always be a New Jersey option

    Is New Jersey ever a legitimate option?

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I thought it was ten minutes for the first guy, another ten for the second

    Dunno what happens when the second is the first

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    His country, not for the first time
    Bogart wrote: »
    If I did that's terrible, and I'm sorry, and someone in authority round here should probably hold me to account.

    But doctor...

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    when 1 person is picked twice do they get 10 or 20 minutes

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