New LOST is a year away, dudes

Bogey

So, about The Dark Tower...

Just kidding, this is the LOST thread!



This is where we discuss all things about the show, from crazy theories (Batman vs. Stephen King's Gunslinger universe) to news about upsoming shows (new writers, whoo) and everything in between.

All rules from previous LOST threads apply here. (Like the one about waiting for me to make the next one when this reaches 100 pages. :P ) This is a semi on-topic thread, so please don't troll. Also, use spoiler-tags for things that occurred in the latest episode, grace-period is one week after airing. (Dammit, I lost the rest of the rules and links because this forum was pruned! If you guys still have them, let me know.)

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(Sorry about copying the OP from the last thread. It's late and I wanted to make this before the night crew got the last one to 110 pages before I came back in the morning.)

Bogey

Here are Lord Dave's LOST points for last night's episode:

Lord Dave wrote: »

Lost Points for #3.21, "Greatest Hits"

+50 OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK points for Lord Dave

-20 Fuck you Desmond and your stupid fucking flashes fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck points for Desmond

+5 Surprise good daddy points for Jim Henson's Charlie Baby's Daddy

+10 Acting like these stupid people wearing expensive clothes points for #5
-5 Oh fuck, not having Daddy Issues is the kiss of death on this show points for #4
+25 Two chicks at the same time points for #3
+20 Hero points for #2
+30 Hot preggo action points for #1

+5 Posthumous fame points for Charlie
+5 QUICK EVERYBODY GOOGLE points for Dexter Stratton
+10 Also doesn't like... blankets points for Charlie
+20 Suave as hell points for Original Recipe Charlie
+50 NOT DEAD YET, BITCHES points for Charlie
-50 Still plenty of time points for Fuck You Guys
+100 I love Charlie points for Charlie

+5 Ok bye honey have fun with your suicide mission by the way I got a dog we can talk about that later KISS KISS points for Claire
+5 Claire is hot points for Claire

+5 Impending daddy issues points for Aaron

+5 omghi2u points for Nadia

+40 Noble attempted hobbit saving points for Desmond

+10 Caged heat points for The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass

-5 Fatter than a boat points for Hurley
+15 Doomed hobbit hugs points for Hurley

-15 Dumbass plan points for Jackliet
-5 Still a liar and a spy no matter what everybody says points for Juliet
-5 Still an idiot and a dick no matter what everybody says points for Jack

+10 hi2u Rose and Bernard points for Rose and Bernard

-5 Expert knot tier losing at a knot tying contest points for Bernard
-5 Whipped points for Bernard
+10 Crack shot points for Bernard
+10 Mah cans! Mah precious antique cans! points for Dharma

+2 Seriously honey what the hell is Stair Aisle points for Jin

-5 Exploded to hell points for The Larch

+5 Freakin' pissed off points for Ben

+10 Totally whipped points for Karl
+10 Makeouts points for Karl
+5 Saved from Sayid by his dreamy buddy points for Karl

+10 ACTION points for Alex
+2 Daddy ambiguity points for Alex
+5 Village bicycle... gun points for Alex's Gun

-2 Still apparently dead points for Locke

-2 Still apparently rat-faced points for Rat Face

Bloods End

My first thought was
he lied in every word
That horey cripple
with the malacious eye

Doodmann

Man, I love The Dark Tower.
Man, I love Lost.

coincedence? I think not.

trentsteel

holy

james bond episode for Charlie. I bet he seduces his way out of the situtaion. He learned from his days as a threesoming rock star dude how to deal with this on the island. It prepared him

Penguin Incarnate

It all adds up.

Bloods End

Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.

Borfase

watch there is going to be another button in the underwater hatch

Balefuego

I am glad Charlie didnt die.. but I'm scared they faked us out in this episode only to have him actually die in the finale.

Craigopogo

I totally expected the last shot to be Locke climbing out of his corpseditch. Aqua-Hobbit better have something clever to say, other than, "Um, where's the yellow light so I can kill us all?"

Drano

so everyone is a ghost or something?
they should just combine every surprise M. Night Shyamalan movie ending
they should become allergic to water and learn they're part of a gated community in an evil plot formulated by samuel l jackson

Dislexic

Why didn't Alex get any "Alex is hot" points? Why just action points?

Starfuck

that whole episode
LD was all

Rankenphile

I MISSED IT AAAUUUGHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T IT DOWNLOAD ANY FASTER AAAAUUUUGHHHHH

Sharp101

Why not just cut the cable?.......

Briareos

Sharp101 wrote: »

Why not just cut the cable?.......

Take your fucking logic and go home.

Besides, The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass might have back-up batteries, and the Losties were on a tight deadline.

taoistlumberjak

The spoilers I saw for the last two episodes, they got this episode right.

Whoa.

JLM-AWP

Wait, only -2 for "Locke apparently still dead"? Shouldn't that be like -billions?


I whole-heartedly epected Locke to appear out of nowhere without a scratch on him and make some witty comment. I miss him

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Balefuego wrote: »

I am glad Charlie didnt die.. but I'm scared they faked us out in this episode only to have him actually die in the finale.

Of course he's going to die in the finale. The "greatest hits" list was the writers' way of tying up all his back story.

txt

Balefuego wrote: »

I am glad Charlie didnt die.. but I'm scared they faked us out in this episode only to have him actually die in the finale.

Season finale, Charlie is gone. gone

taoistlumberjak

Lord Dave is going to lose his motherfucking mind

trentsteel

Briareos wrote: »

Sharp101 wrote: »

Why not just cut the cable?.......

Take your fucking logic and go home.

Besides, The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass might have back-up batteries, and the Losties were on a tight deadline.

Yeah, hopefully that's just a communication line or something, they should really explain that. Maybe it has one of those things that uses ocean currents to generate power.

I wonder, how long have those girls been down there, and are they with the others or are they some girls that ran away from them?

I wonder what the looking glass is really for? Something fucked up I hope.

Briareos

trentsteel wrote: »

Briareos wrote: »

Sharp101 wrote: »

Why not just cut the cable?.......

Take your fucking logic and go home.

Besides, The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass might have back-up batteries, and the Losties were on a tight deadline.

Yeah, hopefully that's just a communication line or something, they should really explain that. Maybe it has one of those things that uses ocean currents to generate power.

I wonder, how long have those girls been down there, and are they with the others or are they some girls that ran away from them?

I wonder what the looking glass is really for? Something fucked up I hope.

I'm going with two main options for the hot underwater lesbians: (1) Dharma people who managed to escape the Purge because they were stationed in the Looking Glass; or (2) (and more likely) part of the Others and posted there by Ben. Ben knows about the Looking Glass. If it's his jamming station, why wouldn't he keep people there to maintain it.

Dislexic

taoistlumberjak wrote: »

Lord Dave is going to lose his motherfucking mind

pm me the link of the spoilers for the last episode.

txt

trentsteel wrote: »

Briareos wrote: »

Sharp101 wrote: »

Why not just cut the cable?.......

Take your fucking logic and go home.

Besides, The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass might have back-up batteries, and the Losties were on a tight deadline.

Yeah, hopefully that's just a communication line or something, they should really explain that. Maybe it has one of those things that uses ocean currents to generate power.

I wonder, how long have those girls been down there, and are they with the others or are they some girls that ran away from them?

I wonder what the looking glass is really for? Something fucked up I hope.

ill agree with you there. a station cant be named The Looking Glass for nothing, and id be willing to bet that Charlie gets to see what it is before he goes down in a blaze of glory.

Starfuck

i love how they are explaining things
there were theories about how the island blocked communications with its mystical powers
then juliet comes out
we block them with our hatch
is it a mystic hatch
no, actually, i think it was made in taiwan

trentsteel

Wow, I don't think I realized just how much

I didn't want Charlie to die. I think it's the fault of the writers that he hasn't been given enough interesting stuff to do.

Dislexic

Oh man, if the spoilers that taositlumberjack sent me are true, then HOLY FUCK this finale is going to be awesome and horrifyingly sad.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

trentsteel wrote: »

Wow, I don't think I realized just how much

I didn't want Charlie to die. I think it's the fault of the writers that he hasn't been given enough interesting stuff to do.

He's been given something to do now, so stop complaining.

Squashua

Man, I

really like Charlie now. This episode made me like him. And I do agree that his time as a rock star should have properly prepared him for the double-team next week. Heck, maybe we've seen this chicks before in flashbacks. Maybe they're the girls that were in bed with him (doubt it) or the woman he saved from the mugging (who strangely appeared to be SIGNIFICANT). That would be sweet.

In any case, I bet they're leftovers from Dharma.

OH SNAP, LOSTPEDIA!

Charlie rescued fucking NADIA (Sayid's lay-dee) from the mugging.

And Rat-Face was in the Wonderfall crowd earlier.

Plus, the cable is not electrical - according to the map, it is an anchor.

LiveWire

'scuse me, who is Rat-face

Whippy

give me spoilers

mrpaku

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

give me spoilers

me too me too

SA

Oh god I will kill somebody if I am spoiled.

I am willing to go to prison if this happens.

satansfingers

spoilers are at lostpedia you guys

or at least some of them because i spoiled part of the finale in a weak-willed moment

SA

God fucking damn it.

I don't know if I can go a whole week without coming across these spoilers.

Lord Dave

Starfuck wrote: »

that whole episode
LD was all

pretty much that exact face

Briareos

I just read the spoilers. Oh man. Oh man. I cannot wait. OH MAN.

Lord Dave

How can you be excited about a show like this when you already know exactly what is going to happen?

Some of you people are retarded.

(All)

SA

Seriously

I want to be blown away on Wednesday.

Briareos

I don't like to be disappointed. I find that my own expectations tend to be higher than actual outcomes. For example, I religiously avoided spoilers for The Phantom Menace only to be utterly devastated by the actual movie. I'm not going to put myself through that ever again for anything.

Also, knowing what's going to happen is different than seeing it. Sometimes spoilers aren't all accurate anyway.